The Last of Equestria

“This Dr. Moon and Phantasia again. We're at the North Star Medical Center in the northern part of Vanhoover with our fellow scientists Dr. Brown, Dr. Cobalt and Dr. Zephyr while Dr. Aria’s injuries are being treated.

Any thoughts on the situation this far, Phantasia?

Between the two of us, and whoever happens to hear this recording, I honestly think Aria should be put down.

Put down? She's not a fucking dog, Phantasia.

I know, Pearl. It's just that, whatever happened to Snow and Dawn, is clearly a big deal. Aria was fucking bitten by them. BITTEN, Pearl, bitten on the neck and ear. That fucking fungus did something to those two that clearly made them lose their minds, stopped their cognitive abilities. Dr. Snow and Dr. Dawn wouldn't have done this for no reason and out of nowhere. They were fine until we found that fungus and they started working with it.

*Sigh* You're right about that, but why would Aria’s light need to be put out?

Again, I'll reiterate the fact that she was BITTEN. If the spores caused this, initial cause of symptoms are airborne. If such aggressive behaviors were being displayed, so much so that they bit another pony, there's a possibility that the cause and symptoms of the problem could be delivered to another host.

Are you trying to suggest that the fungus basically turned Snow and Dawn into zombies, and that because Aria was bitten, the same things are going to happen to her?

To put it in a frank and unscientific manner, yes. That's exactly what I'm trying to suggest, Pearl.

Sorry to interrupt, but did I just hear this conversation correctly?

Dr. Brown! You overheard?

I did. Phantasia, you think Aria is going to start a zombie apocalypse if she isn't 'put down’?

I do, sir. It's nothing against Aria, I can promise you that. It's just with what happened with Dr. Snow and Dr. Dawn, I feel like we really could have the beginnings of a zombie outbreak on our hooves.

Hmph! I think somepony has been watching one too many sci-fi movies.

Wait, Dr. Brown, in all seriousness, I think Phantasia is onto something. It may not be a zombie apocalypse exactly, but we could have a serious situation on our hooves.

The doctor says that Aria will be fine. There's nothing weird going on with her, so the two of you have nothing to worry about. There isn't going to be a zombie outbreak or something similar threatening Equestria. Everything is going to be fine. Now, I'm going to go check on the others and get some rest. I suggest the two of you do the same, and I don't want to hear another word about zombies apocalypses, am I understood?

Yes sir.

Loud and clear, sir.

Good. When Aria wakes up, I won't tell her that the two of you were suggesting that she put down so long as the two of you drop the zombie thing.

You won't hear another word from us, sir.

Right. Not another word.

*Groan*
I swear, he always has a stick up his ass.

You can say that again. I don't think I've ever seen him smile.

I certainly haven't, nor have I ever seen him laugh.

God, what an ass.

Are you still recording?

Oh, fuck! Yeah, it's still going. Whoops.

Oh well. Let him hear what we think of him. It's about time somepony told him what's what.

*Chuckle* Yeah.

Can I sign off this time?

Go ahead.

*Ahem* This is Dr. Phantasia and Dr. Moon signing off!”