Revenge of the ghost squad

The three Crusaders rush toward the slew of ghostly squaddies with a slash and a bang as Limp Bizkit's 'Head for the barricade' . Four squaddies attacked Apple Bloom, but she countered with a raging katana slash to two of them and blasted the other two with her gun. Scootaloo was on a building slashing up a larger squaddie. She slipped behind it ,grabbed it and german suplexed it off the roof. "Scoota City,bitch!" Scootaloo cried out. Sweetie Belle was having a bit of trouble with her set of squaddies. "Scoots, let's switch things up", yelled Sweetie. Scootaloo obliged and traded her katana for Sweetie's gun and vice versa. Sweetie hacky slashed the squaddies to reveal a slew of blood and plasma. "Woah,they are freaking robots," said Sweetie. "If they are real ghosts, we have to go all out. BUMP UP THE POWER!!" Apple Bloom roared. All three let loose simultaneous screams as they blew out their enemies. Scootaloo blasted some fools with some dual gun action while Sweetie X-bladed the fuck out of them as Apple Bloom dealed out some superman punches and a spear through a window. "Ah think that's the last of em,"said Apple Bloom. With that, the girls rushed back to your place. Apple Bloom opened the door to reveal you playing psychiatrist. Today, your patient is none other than the daughter of Frankenstein herself. Frankie. Sweetie could only form three words. "What the fuck???" Frankie just stared at them with a blank expression. "Anon, what in the bluest of blue hell is she doing here?" Applebloom asked passively. You place a hand on Frankie's shoulder. "Frankie has been chosen to be Barbie's successor," you say. "That does not answer mah question. Why is she here?" AB asked. "She is afraid of screwing up." "Relax, I'm sure you'll do fine." Scootaloo says calmly. "I hope you're right, Scoots," Frankie says. That is when she got a ring on her phone. "As, man. Draculaura got her head stuck in a toilet again. Gotta go!" With that, Frankie rushed off. Sweetie blinked. "OK, what the fuck was that?" She asked. "Guys, I have a feeling that this war is just beginning, we may need all the help we get. " Said Applebloom. "Drastic times call for drastic measures." She added. You raise an eyebrow. Applebloom Apple, what for fuck are you thinking?" You ask with a nervous expression.

"Are you sure this is the right place?" asked Sweetie. "Ah sure hope so." Applebloom mused. Scootaloo walked up and knocked on the marble door infront of them. The door opened up to reveal a disheveled Sonata Dusk. "May I help you?" She asked. "Wow, you look like you seen better days." Said Sweetie Belle. "Gee, what was your first guess?" Sonata said in a rather jarring tone. The three crusaders blinked. "I'm sorry, its just that Aria found some fan fiction online in which Adagio beats her with a belt, then Adagio taunted her about it saying there is nothing Aria would do about it and they have been fighting for THREE HOURS AND COUNTING AND ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!" Sonata vented. "We kind of need your help with some supernatural bullshit." Said Applebloom. Sonata rolled her eyes. "By all means, come in, but watch the broken glass." She said.

.....One explaination and a trap remix of the Danny Phantom later.....

Sonata munched her taco halfheartedly. "So, the tranny phantom killer is back, huh?" The Crusaders nodded. "Sorry girls, I can't help you, while practicing has made our voices stronger, we still have a long way to go." She said. "Thank ya anyway, Sonata." Sonata pulled out some paper and wrote an address on it. "What the hell is this?" Asked Scootaloo. "You girls need to fight a tranny with another tranny. Take this, but she is kind of diva." Said Sonata. "You do realize that tranny is an offensive term, right? Said Sweetie. Sonata simply loomed at her. "I don't give a damn."

-Later-

"Ah think this is the right house, though, ah don't know why we snuck in through her window. " Said Applebloom. "Because Sonata said she was a smug bitch." Said Scootaloo. "How are you sure this is the right house?" Sweetie asked. "Listen to the music." Said Scoots.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Amen
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get,
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Amen!

The Crusaders headed down the stairs to investigate the noise. What they say was a woman in her underwear, dancing like a thot. Scootaloo looked at Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. "Yup, that's Glass Water alright," Apple Bloom mused.

The music immediately stopped as Glass looked the three interlopers. "What in the flying fuck are you tree asshole doing my house?!?" Glass Water shrieked. "Uh, we was told that you could help us out with somethin'," said Apple Bloom. Scootaloo raised er hand. "Glass, how are you a woman but you sound like a dude?" She asked. Glass responded with a swift kick in the face. Scootaloo groaned as she recovered in got to her feet. "What was that for?" Scootaloo complained. "I am transwoman, you dingbat," Glass yelled. "Hey, let cooler heads prevail," Sweetie Belle called out. "Listen, we need your help. Right now, the world is under siege. Somehow. Someway, Ember's Ghost Squad has become a real thing, we were able to fend off a small group, and they are as real as it gets," Apple Bloom. Glass Water sipped some wine. "OK, sounds legit," Glass mused. "So, what do you need me for?" She asked. "Sonata sent us," Apple Bloom. Glass simply mused.