"Alright. Listen, you fucks. Here is what you have to know about this ghostly foe," Glass began as she read on encyclopediadramatica.rs. "Randy Robert Stair AKA Andrew Blaze was an emo Columbiner. A degenerate 24-year-old whose mental state caused him to devolve from a relatively normal handsome young lad into a man-child basement dweller constantly obsessing over Nickelodeon cartoon characters that he morphed into edgy school shooters called the Ember's Ghost Squad. His perverse and childish obsession with his fairy-tale world, coupled with his degenerative psychological condition eventually accumulated in him perpetrating a mediocre mass shooting at the grocery store he worked at, that resulted in a pitiful 3 murders before he an hero'd. He apparently believed that his imaginary friends were calling for him to kill himself so he could be with them forever,".... "Uh, yeah. We already know that," Apple Bloom. "Right, ok. I actually was looking for a pattern, this is not their first attack and it wont be their last. If the pattern is correct, the next attack will be at a place called Nogger University," Glass said. "Nogger University. "Nogger University? That wrestling podcast school?" Asked Scootaloo. Glass nodded. ""You can't miss it. It's mascot is a fucking ice cream, and their anthem is a song called 'acceptable in the 80's'," she said. "Alright, come on, girls. Let's go see Anon," Sweetie Belle said.

You bounce a ball off of the wall in boredom. You wonder how The Crusaders fight went down. Suddenly, Apple Bloom kicked open the door. "Would it kill you to knock?" You whined. "Sorry, Anon. We need a huge flavor," she says to you. "What?" You say. "We need you to drive us to Nogger University to deal with the Ember's Ghost Squad," said Sweetie Belle.
You shrug. "Sounds legit." Apple Bloom smiled. "Ok, Ah'll go pack our stuff," she said.

It was acceptable in the 80's
It was acceptable at the time
It was acceptable in the 80's
It was acceptable at the time

It was a three hour drive to the airport. "So, we are really going to Ireland?" You asked. "Apple Bloom sighed. "She Demon. Sirens. Other She Demon. Dryad. Mirror Monster. Anon, your argument is not valid.

I've got love for you
If you were born in the 80's, the 80's
I've got hugs for you
If you were born in the 80's, the 80's

The airport was not nearly as difficult as you though it would be. It took about 30 minutes to get on a plane.
The flight itself took about 10 hours.

I'll do things for you
If you were born in the 80's, the 80's
I've got hugs for you
If you were born in the 80's
Yeah

After landing, you and The Crusaders found a nearby hotel to sleep in for a few hours. The Crusaders woke up at 10:00 AM. Sweetie Belle strokes you head lovingly. "Sleep tight, Anon," she says as she pecks you on the head. "C'mon, Sweets," Said Apple Bloom.

It was acceptable in the 80's
It was acceptable at the time
It was acceptable in the 80's
It was acceptable at the time

-----------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile at Nogger University-------------------------------------------------------------

Jay Hunter, Mr.OOC and V1 looked down at the college that they built. "Ah,yes. Another successful year at Nogger University," Said Hunter. "Happy days are here again!" Mr.OOC and V1 sing-songed. "Oi, is it just me or is there a dark cloud beginning to form. Inside the dark cloud was a large platoon of squaddies. The squaddies were led by none other than CELESTA RENOLDS. "That lady is wearing wearing a lovely purple and grape purple number. STEVE! WHAT BAR IS SHE?!? " Hunter mused. Steve looked at Hunter. "Well, let's let the comment section deci-OH SHITE!" Steve exclaimed.
I've got love for you
If you were born in the 80's, the 80's
I've got hugs for you
If you were born in the 80's, the 80's
I'll do things for you
If you were born in the 80's, the 80's
I've got hugs for you
If you were born in the 80's
Yeah

Celesta charged at the lads until The Crusaders blocked the attack. "Y'all brahs get t' safety," said Apple Bloom. "Steve, who are the three bras? And what bars are they?" Asked Hunter. The Crusaders rushed toward the platoons. Sweetie Belle pinned a squaddie down and blast her in the back of the mouth. Scootaloo stabbed a squaddie and blew her faust damned head off. "Holy fucking shit, lads. These three girls are badass," said Mr.OOC. Apple Bloom power speared a squaddie through the window and into a classroom, and pumped her pull of led. "This is like japanese hardcore wrestling," said V1. Apple Bloom then heard a voice that rocked her to her very core. "Come on, y'all, we have t' take down these ghost bitches!"

Apple Bloom peeked around the wall and what she saw rocked her confirmed her fears. Not only was her sister, Applejack there, but the entire Rainbooms. The Crusaders have not seen them in about four in a half years. "Crusaders, The Rainbooms are here!" Apple Bloom cried out. Sweetie and Scoots perked up . "Let's just let them, finish their fight," said Scootaloo. The Crusaders convergered blasted the platoon to death, leaving The Rainbooms to face Renolds.

The Rainbooms confronted Celesta, having already ponied up. "Ok, Renolds. You are going down," said Sunset Shimmer. "Who the fuck is this tall bitch?" Asked Rainbow Dash. Sci-Twi pulled up her PDA. "Ok, according to her file on EGS WIKI, Celesta Reynolds was born in 1976 as Charlotte Kohli. She was your typical high school troublemaker. She was viewed as an outcast from the popular kids and expressed her frustration through drawings in her school notebook. All she ever wanted was to fit in. Her carefree and snobby attitude repelled classmates away. Charlotte would eventually find her place, making friends with a crowd that was notorious for mischievous activities. She would frequently get into trouble, both on and off school grounds. She was expelled in 1992 for vandalizing the Morrison High School walls with spray paint. Dropping out of high school at age 16, Charlotte turned to drugs in an attempt to escape the problems in her life. She died of a heroin overdose in June 1992 while knowingly mixing alcohol and antidepressants." She explained. "Wow, how twisted." With that, The Rainbooms rushed Renolds. It's a pretty damn brutal fight, The 10 foot tall Celesta choke-slammed Fluttershy into a table before taking a punch to the back of the head. Celesta tried to attack Pinkie, but Rarity shielded her with her magic. Dashie sprinted and caught Celesta with a high speed corkscrew roundhouse kick. Much to their surprise, Celesta no sold everything they threw at her. Sunset clenched her fists. "That is it! It's time...to go...even further beyond! HAAAAAAAAHAA!!" Sunset assumed her 'daydream' mode that she affectionately calls 'Super Pony 3'. "Here goes. Friendship Sword. Sunset slashed Celesta in the face, making her explode. The lads came out of their hiding spots. "Well done, bras," said Hunter. Sunset nodded. "Give our thanks to those three younger bras?" Rarity tapped Applejack and Rainbow. "You don't think?"
"Who want Nogger?" Said Hunter. "NOGGERS!!!" Pinkie shrieked.

Author's Note

Next time on Revenge of the Ghost Squad: The Marines FOREVER