I get sent to Equestria. Yay, very original. Well, I'm not exactly a pony. Am I at least something else that's cool? No. Am I at least something that's worthy of a story being made? No. Am I at least something alive? No. I'm a GOD DAMN ROCK.

Not only is this a parody of every HiE fic, it also explains my crazy theory of the same recurring rock. I also have a kind of grimdark ending that my screw-up mind came up with.