Goldenpie

“Trixie, wait up!” Starlight Glimmer the unicorn were calling.

“What? Afraid i’ll get to the ‘fun’ without you Starlight?” The unicorn named Trixie teased. Starlight laughed.

“No Trixie, i know that the tapes can be rewinded, even if you were to start without me...” Starlight was interrupted.

“Yea, yea. Whatever?” Trixie wailed her right hoof about. ”Rewind, replay, pause, whatever the terms are. Now, ‘rewind’ and remind me again why we need this VHS thingys? I mean, why go through the trouble of ‘rewinding’ when you can just use magic to view whats in there?”

“No Trixie!” Starlight exclaimed, the enthusiasm sparkled in her eyes. ”You should not use magic. These VHS tapes are unique in both sound and image, only VHS players could possibly do them justice. Any shortcut would ruin the experience...”

“Yea, yea, yea, whatever, go on and do it your way picky.” Trixie said arrogantly. Starlight didn’t react. She had known Trixie long enough to know that this was her personality. Trixie now looked at Starlight with goggly eyes. “Im just glad that i get to do it with you Starlight. My best friend.”

Starlight and Trixie smiled at each other.

“So? shall we move on to Twilights castle and watch us a movie?” Starlight offered.

“Sure thing friend!” Trixie answered.

Starlight Glimmer was referring to the new hot trend in Ponyville. VHS tapes. Ever since one had been brought back from another dimension by Discord along with a VHS player the device had been the craze all over Equestria. Movies had also been brought back along side them, starring the two legged humans that lived there. Starlight had become an addict. She had sleeping lines over her eyes from watching VHS movies non stop for several days. Trixie had been avoiding them non stop for several days. But now she felt herself getting dragged along because of her one best friend in the world.

The living room was empty when Starlight and Trixie entered it.

“Now? Were do Twilight keep her movies?” Starlight asked and looked around the shelves.

“Why not just watch whats inside the player now?” Trixie said. She used her horn magic to turn on the player and the TV. The pony friends were immediately greeted with the end credits rolling over a jungle landscape. There were bland, forgettable pop music playing in the background.

“Well, this doesn’t look like anything.” Starlight said with a frowned face.

“Maybe we should rewind and see whats in the middle.” Trixie said fast, terrified that Starlight would go into Twilight mode and browse movies all day. Twilight Sparkle was an alicorn princess and Starlights past mentor. Trixie rewinded the tape a short way and stopped. There were loud gunfire over what looked like a steel bowl hovering over a jungle. Two human characters appeared to be firing at each other between railings. The screen flickered with lines now and then as only a VHS player can.

“Wow! Now were talking!” Trixie was suddenly exited.

“Yea, now were talking.” Starlight Glimmer sounded disinterested. “Meaningless gun fights without either character development or suspense.”

“But you haven't even seen the rest of the movie yet Starlight.” Trixie said.

“Sometimes you can just tell things Trixie.” Starlight said.

Trixie rewinded again, further this time.

The next scene seemed to take place in some kind of cemetery filled with what looked like statutes made out of humans.

“Hello James.” A male voice said inside the movie.
The camera zoomed in on the character called James.

“I know him, his name is Pierce Brosnan.” Starlight said.

The camera changed perspective. The figure that spoke came out of the shadows and revealed his face.

“And thats Sean Bean.” Starlight paused, her face frowned. “His probably gonna die.”

“Why do you think that?” Trixie asked.

“Because he always dies in all his roles.” Starlight said.

“But thats ridiculous Starlight, how can one die making a role and then make another one?”

“No Trixie, his character always dies, Sean Bean is just the actor playing him.”

“Yea, duh, I'm in show biz, of course i know that!” Trixie said irritatingly. “But you did say his real name and not his characters name.” Trixie reminded.

“Yea, yea, never mind.” Starlight said and wailed her right hoof about. Starlight looked at the TV screen. Her eyes widened. She suddenly had an idea.

“Do you know what Trixie?”

“Yes Starlight?”

“I know something that is going to make this movie even more fun.” Starlight teased.

“Whats that?” Trixie looked at Starlight suspiciously.

“Living it.” Starlight grinned.

“Living it? You mean getting inside by using magic? But isn’t that dangerous, i mean, you saw those gun fights right? Despite, didn’t you say a moment ago not to use magic on a VHS”

Starlight laughed

“Yes i did Trixie. But you should now me by now, I'm always up for an adventure. Concerning the danger i know a spell that, apart from taking us into the movie is going to make us invisible to the humans inside. They will never even know we’re there.”

Trixie smiled. This was exactly the danger seeking Starlight Glimmer that she had befriended.

“Lets do it!” Trixie said.

Starlights face lit up in determination

“Alright. Just Rewind the tape and start from the beginning, then we’re going to have some fun.”

“Fun?! I Know fun!” A ear piercing voice exclaimed happily behind them. Starlight wailed her head around.

It was Pinkie Pie. The pink party pony with curly hair was jumping happily up and down behind them. There was a clicking sound when the VHS player stopped. Trixie looked at Starlight with worrying eyes as if to say, ‘She will tell Twilight’.

There was a moment of silence. Starlight sighed.

“Alright then. We’ll take her with us.” Starlights horn gave a glow.

“Oaaaaaah!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed as Starlight dragged her toward them with her horn magic. The world flashed around the ponies when Starlight casted her powerful spell.

“Wooooow!” Trixie awed as the light faded. Starlight felt herself go into awe mode to.

The world seemed like nothing they had never seen before. It looked exactly like in the movie, but at the same time it felt like something entirely new. In front of them a gigantic snowy mountain rose. The ground felt like polished stone. Further ahead the world dropped, a steel fence ran against its edge. Starlight and Trixie walked forward and looked down. Their eyes widened as they found themselves standing on top of a huge dam. Trixie shrugged.

“Thats a long drop.” She concluded.

“You can say that again.” Starlight said. There were moaning coming from behind them.

“Urgh. Where am i?” Pinkie Pie asked. Starlight Glimmer didn’t want Pinkie Pie to feel caught in the moment.

“You’re inside a VHS movie Pinkie. Don't worry, we’re all invisible to the characters inside. As long as we don’t...”

Just as Starlight said this there were the sound of someone running. She felt something bump her flank.

“Oaaaah!” A male voice exclaimed as its source tumbled over Starlight and gasped as he hit the ground.

James Bond heard the sound of metal hitting rock when his grappling hook slammed onto the ground in front of him. He wailed his head around. There was nothing there. What was it that he had tripped over? James didn’t let the thought bugger him for long. Her rose up, grabbed his grappling hook and ran to the edge of the dam. He fastened the bungie rope on the railing, the other end on his shoe. He stood on the edge. Looked down, then up. He took a deep breath. He remembered the saying of his old friend waiting for him inside.

‘For England James.’

He rose his hands like an eagle, then jumped.

The air blew against James Bonds face as he dove straight down. After a long fall he felt the bungie rope stretch behind him. He pulled the grappling hook out from his belt. The outcropping containing the entrance to the dam, an air vent easily melted with the built in laser inside the hook, came closer below.

Just as he felt the bungie rope reach its limit he aimed the grappling hook at the stone below and pulled the trigger. The grappling hook clicked, but no wire fired from it. Something must have broken when it hit the ground earlier.

“Oaaaah!” James exclaimed as the bungie rope pulled him back up again. He bounced up and down in shorter intervals until he found himself dangling helplessly at the side of the dam. He cursed himself. Unbeknownst to him he wasn’t the only one.

“Oh no, oh no, oh no, ono ono ono ono!” Starlight exclaimed, her head shaking in panic. She tried to cast the spell to bring them back to Equestria. Her horn gave a small sparkle, but the sparkle faded quickly. Starlights pupils diminished.

“Whats the matter Starlight?” Trixie asked.

“We need to get him down from there!” Starlight exclaimed.

“But why?!”

“I believe we have accidentally altered the story of Goldeneye! I can't get us back unless we get Bond down so he can continue on with his scripted actions!”

Trixies mouth bent in disparagement.

“But aren’t you Starlight Glimmer? Do you mean to say that your spells aren’t powerful enough?”

Starlights was in to much panic to feel insulted.

“Yes, of course they are! But the spell that brought us here was only cast on the tape inside the VHS player inside Twilight castle. It only responds to the story inside that specific tape. But this isn’t that story anymore Trixie, by altering the events inside my spell that connects us to Equestria has been render powerless.”

Starlight grabbed Trixies head and pulled it toward her.

“We need to get Bond down from there and put the story back on script!”

Meanwhile back in Equestria. Twilight Sparkle, the alicorn princess, trotted into her living room with a smile upon her face.

“Huh?” She blurted once she found the TV and the video recorder turned on.

She immediately recognized the movie. It was James Bond Goldeneye, the movie that she and her friends, minus Pinkie Pie and Starlight, had watched the last evening. It seemed to be stuck as it was showing the same scene constantly. But who had turned it on? Twilight trotted up in front of the screen. She were just about to turn it of when she saw that something was moving up and down in front of the dam shown on the TV screen. Alright, so the VHS player wasn’t stuck... But in a way it was?! Twilights face twisted in bewilderment.

“Hi Twili.” Rainbow Dash the pegasus pony greeted as she trotted into the room.

Twilight didn’t answer.

“Whats going on Twili?” She asked with her raspy voice.

“Are we watching another movie?” Fluttershy the pegasus pony asked happily as she, Rarity and Apple Jack trotted into the living room. They all festered their eyes at the screen. One by one they all put on the same confounding face as Twilight.

“What in Celestia is going on?” Rarity the white unicorn asked bewildered.

“Oaaaah!” James Bond exclaimed as he was bouncing up and down on the bungie wire. Some unknown force seemed to pull him from above.

Above the dam panic ruled.

“What are you doing Trixie?!” Starlight exclaimed as Trixie pulled the wire with her horn magic. Behind them Pinkie Pie was jumping up and down with excitement.

“Im trying to get him down!” Trixie answered irritatingly.

“Can i ride the bouncy wire later?!” Pinkie Pie asked happily.

Below them James bond had started to swing sideways. His hands got tided up into the wire. He looked like a shrimp as he bounced up and down, his short black hair swaying on his head.

“Oaaaah!” He exclaimed.

Back in Equestria Twilights eyes squinted at the TV screen. Her face twisted in disbelief.

“Starlight?!”

“Is that Trixie up on that dam?” Apple Jack the earth pony asked.

“And look! Pinkie Pie is there to.” Rarity pointed out.

The ponies all looked on in bewilderment at the scene in front of them, literarily, not metaphorically. But why was it a different scene than that from the original Goldeneye movie?

“Look at poor James Bond.” Rainbow Dash said, her face seemed too laugh rather that feel sympathy.

Twilight suddenly realized which spell Starlight must have used. A shimmering light came from Twilights horn. She used her magic to locate traces of Starlights spell inside the room. She then used her own spell to send a transmitting signal.

“Starlight!” Twilights voice boomed inside Starlight Glimmers head.

“Hiiii Twilight.” She said nervously, her white teeth smiling.

“Starlight, What in the name of Celestia are you doing?! I know that i'm not your teacher anymore but i still insist that you get out of there. Don’t you know that movie traveling can be dangerous?” There was an edge in Twilights voice.

“I’m trying Twilight! But the movie story has been altered, i can't bring us back!” Starlight exclaimed.

“What?!” Twilight exclaimed back.

Starlight explained to Twilight why she couldn’t bring them back.

“So what?” Twilight answered Starlights explanation. “Just put the story back on track then!”

“I’m trying!” Trixie shouted in panic while pulling the wire frantically.

Below them James bond had been tangled in the most embarrassing way possible. His right hand had been tied with his left shoe. His left arm had been stretched out in the opposite direction. His body was formed like a bent ruler.

“Oaaaah!” The face in the middle of the ruler exclaimed over and over again.

Twilight had started to bite her hoofs. Her pupils diminished. What was she going to do? What if her friends never got out of there? Rainbow Dash grew impatient.

“So, Twilight? What shall we do? We can't just leave them...?”

“Hello there.” A voice suddenly greeted from the window, interrupting Rainbow Dash. The ponies turned around. The longneck named Littlefoot used what his race name suggested to poke his head through the window into Twilights living room.

“Hi there Littlefoot.” Rarity greeted before abruptly looking at the TV screen again.

Littlefoot joined the faces of bewilderment.

“Whats going on?” He asked.

“Twilights friends, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie and Pinkie Pie have been trapped inside a James Bond movie.” Fluttershy answered.

“James Bond?” Littlefoot asked.

There was no answer. By now everypony knew about Littlefoots strange habits of constantly raining down vain questions about small things.

“...As i said. What should we do about...!” Rainbow Dash was interrupted again.

“Hello Ponies!” The Pokemon trainer named Ash Ketchum greeted as he strolled into Twilights living room, his Pikachu walking by his feets. He gasped once he saw Littlefoot.

“What!? Bayleaf? How in the world did you get out of your pokeball? Get back in this instance!”

Ash picked up a pokeball and threw it. There was a clonking sound when the ball hit Littlefoot in the head.

“Ao! What did you do that for?!” Littlefoot blasted at Ash.

“Oaaaah! It talks? Why in the world does every pokemon talk these days?!” Ash wailed his arms around incredulously. Littlefoot grumped.

“And why does every human act like they own you?” He muttered.

Rainbow Dash looked at Littlefoot, then at Ash. Her face twisted in anger.

“Is that it?! Huh...? Any more random characters about to make an appearance?!” Rainbow Dash paused. There were silence.

“No? Alright, as i was trying to...”

“Excuse me?” A low male voice said.

“Gaaaaah!” Rainbow Dash roared incredulously and crumbled to the floor. Everyone else turned to the door.

“Excuse me... Hi.”

Out from behind the door frame Peter Dinklage poked his large bearded head with raggedy hair, his white teeth smiling.

“Do you know where i can find Pinkie Pie?” Peter asked.

Peter Dinklage were soon about to get his question answered. There were clicking sounds coming from the VHS player. The TV screen started flickering. Twilights face turned into horror.

“No, no, no! Wheres the image?!”

Inside the movie things weren't any better. Starlight felt a strange feeling inside her as the world around her started bending.

“What is happening Starlight?” Trixie asked.

The scenery around the ponies changed. Suddenly they found themselves inside some kind of facility. Large silvery tanks towered over them. Pipes ran across the tanks with one occasional stone pillar.

“Look!” A male voice echoed inside the room.

Horrified Starlight turned her head. She barely got a glimpse of the uniformed human pointing something at her before the entire room was filled with loud gun blasts. The pillar behind Starlight obliterated, sending dust of stone fragments over her mane.

“STARLIGHT!” Trixie shouted before throwing herself at Starlight, pushing her out of the way. They both managed to hide behind a large pipe. The pipe slammed loudly as the bullets hit it. The repeated blasts from the automatic weapons came in such short intervals and echoed so much that it was like being right beside the downpour of large waterfall. Trixie and Starlight couldn’t hear their own screams as they held their ears, way to horrified to wonder why they suddenly weren’t invisible anymore. Pinkie Pie was overjoyed.

“Wooooo! That is some intense fireworks!” Pinkie Pie shouted happily while jumping up and down. The metal behind Pinkie Pie bent as the bullets seemed to hit everything except her.

Starlight watched in horror as the door right in front of her opened. A soldier came out of it. He looked at her and pointed his gun at her.

‘Good bye friends.’ The thought raced through Starlights mind. There were the sound of a single shot coming from across the room. The soldier grumped and fell backwards to the ground.

Back in Equestria Twilights horn blasted light frantically as she desperately tried to send her friends back, her horrified eyes reflecting on the tv screen. She breathed a sigh of relief as she saw the soldier that were about to shot Starlight getting shot by what appeared to be Alec, James Bonds partner played by Sean Bean. He immediately threw himself behind a corner as he too was pinned down.

Back in the movie Starlight heard another door open above her. A soldier ran out of it onto the railing and pointed his gun at Alec across the room. Without thinking to much about it Starlights horrified face lit up. She used her horn magic to pull the handgun from the soldier that Alec had shot earlier. She grabbed the gun with her hoof and pointed at the soldier on the railing. She felt her hoof throw backwards as she pulled the trigger. She saw the soldier fall, his automatic weapon firing into the roof.

Alec was looking for an opening. Once he saw the guy on the railing get shot he found it. Alec threw himself forward, shooting one of the soldiers with his Walter PPK while he was flying through the air. As he landed he wailed his arm around and shot another one standing by the corner, who made a pirouette like a ballerina before hitting the ground.

Starlight Glimmer knew it was either they or them. She cleared her mind. She felt herself turn cold. She wailed out of cover and fired several shots at the last soldiers. They all grabbed for cover, the wall around their covers cracked, creating small holes in them as Starlights bullets came flying.

Pinned down, the soldiers backed of out of the doorway. Alec took this opportunity. He wailed out of cover and fired at the door panel. The door closed, shutting the last soldiers out of the room.

Alec ran out of cover and toward the large gas tanks. He readied his explosives. He took three magazines from his pocket and threw them toward the strange colored ponies that he had no time asking who, or what they were. To Alec, the mission was all that mattered. Starlight saw the gun magazines land in front of her.

“I don't know what or who you are but thanks for the...”

“Starlight Glimmer!”

“...Help. Well, thanks Starlight, but i have a mission to do. Unless you can arm a bomb you stay here and guard the entrance!”

Starlight had no time to ask questions before Alec ran in behind the tank, although Starlight only knew him as Sean Bean.

“Fire!” A authoritarian voice shouted above them. Starlight grabbed for cover as a large window above them was shot into pieces by a large group of soldiers. One of the soldiers appeared to be wearing a special uniform. He looked like some kind of commander.

“Hold of general Ourumov if you’d be so kind!” Alec shouted from behind the tank.

Starlight didn’t really need the hint. Within a second she had emptied her pistol magazine, shooting one of the soldiers. The soldier fell down the railing staircase. Out of ideas Starlight grabbed his automatic weapon mid air with her horn magic and had it hover over the other soldiers. They all stared in horror as the hovering assault weapon fired non stop, grounding five more of them. Pinkie Pie had joined Sean in the back.

“This is commander Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your head!”

“Trixie, run back to Sean and stay out of sight!” Starlight shouted in the heat of the firefight.

Trixie opened her mouth to complain about leaving her best friend alone. Instead she felt her fear get the better of her. She did what Starlight said.

As Trixie rounded the tank she saw Sean press small buttons on the bomb he had planted. Pinkie Pie was still jumping happily up and down. Trixie gasped as there was a large explosion at the other end of the room.

Alec leaned his head around the tank. He saw that one of the doors had been blown up, more soldiers pouring out of it.

“Shut the door Starlight, theres a draft!” He shouted as he went back working with the bomb.

“Starlight?” He asked.

The shooting had stopped, the silence laid itself over the facility.

Alec grabbed his PPK and slowly leaned himself around the tank. He saw general Ourumov with a large group of soldiers around him. Starlight was down on her hoofs. Ourumov was holding a pistol at her head.

“Move out. Throw down your weapon and walk towards me.” General Ourumov commanded.

Starlight Glimmer was shaking. Of course Starlight knew that she wouldn’t actually die if Ourumov shot her, she would only die in the story. Twilight would still be able to bring her back again if her friends managed to put the story back on track. Still she felt the fear grab hold of her. Tears ran down her face as she started sobbing.

Pinkie Pie had stopped jumping. Her mood dropped as she felt sadness in the room. She leaned her pink head out beside Alec. She saw General Ourumov looking at her, his large eyes tearing right into her.

“You have ten seconds.” Ourumov said. “Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...”

Starlights sobbing echoed inside the room, making Alecs decision easy. He walked out. He stopped. Slowly he laid down his pistol. Despite this Ourumov kept counting.

“Calm down Starlight.” Twilights voice spoke inside Starlight Glimmers head. “You know you can escape from this.” Starlight felt her sobbing stop as she heard her old mentor speaking.

“four, three, two, one...”

There were a flash. Ourumov big eyes stared in disbelief as the pony he held his gun at disappeared out of thin air. There were another flash behind the tank. Alec grabbed his pistol again and sprinted back behind it. There were fire coming from the soldiers.

“Wait!” Ourumov commanded. “You’ll blow the gas tanks!” The soldiers stopped firing.

Behind the gas tank Alec turned to Starlight.

“How did you do...?”

“How does the outside of the facility look like?!” Starlight interrupted Sean, who knew himself only as Alec in the movie.

“What do you...?” Alec was interrupted again.

“There is no time, tell me how it looks like?!” Starlight repeated.

Alec described the hangar airport outside the facility. Starlight concentrated. Her horn gave a bright glow. In a flash she, Trixie, Pinkie Pie and Alec had all been teleported outside the hangar. The cold air of the winter wrapped itself around them. Alec was taken a back. He had to convince himself to restrain his curiosity and ask questions when there was time to do so. He saw an airplane being parked not far from there.

“Come on!” He shouted and started running towards it. He could hear the hooves of the ponies behind him. It was then that the plane suddenly started taking of. Alec started sprinting, hoping to catch it. He heard the hooves behind him intensify. He stared in bewilderment as the much faster pink pony galloped past him. She jumped through the open door into the moving airplane. He then heard an ear piercing voice coming from inside the plane.

“Hi. My name is Pinkie Pie and...”

There then were a cascade of words coming from inside the plane. It was almost like the pony inside had an unlimited amount of air supply.

“...Aren’t you exited, cause I'm exited if you are exited and believe me I've never been more exited in my life...” Her voice jittered inside. Slowly the plane stopped. Pinkie Pie poked her pink head out from it.

“Come on. My new friend here is more than happy to give us a ride!” She exclaimed and smiled. Her party smile were almost as big as the landing gear wheel.

As they all took of in the plane Starlight suddenly felt that strange feeling again. The world around her started to bend.

Back in Equestria the TV started flickering again. Twilight slammed it with her hoof.

“Come on! Stupid machine!”

“Soooo, where is Pinkie Pie?” Peter Dinklage repeated his earlier question.

The TV screen cleared again, showing the image of the facility in flames. James Bond were still hanging limply at the side of the dam like a hearts warming eve cloth over a cold fire place. There then were the sound of pizzicato strings. The TV screen slowly filled with a stylish smoke screen at the same time as the drums started beating. The Bond song was about to begin.

Out from the smoke a pink figure slowly revealed herself as the strings intensified. She were standing up on two hooves and bended her body in a suggestive fashion. Her blue eyes flickered. Her pink curly hair swayed back and forth as she moved slowly to the beat. The mouths of the entire mane 5 dropped, their faces twisting in disbelief. Pinkie Pie opened her mouth and started singing.

“Se reflections in the fondue,
more than darkness, pinky sense...”

“Oh my god.” Peter Dinklage said

“...se me surface in every shadow,
on the wind you feel it’s breath...”

Pinkie lowered her body and let her rump almost touch the ground, her tail scraping against the floor as she sang the chorus.

“...Goldenpie i found your weakness.
Goldenpie you’ll do what i please.
Goldenpie get a taste of that sweetness,
as golden flour blowing in the breeze...”

Pinkie Pie spun her sexy pink body around and pointed her hoof at the viewers.

“...You’ll never know how i watched you from the shadows as a filly.
You’ll never know how a cupcake burns when adding chi...hi hi...hi...hi hili...”

Pinkie wailed at the word ‘chili.’

“...You'll never know the days i ate, that pie, on my own.
But now my time has come,
And time, time is one goldenpie!”

Pinkie Pies sexy eyes pierced the screen and the minds of the viewers. There were no words.

“...Se me move through smoke and mirrors,
Feel my presence in the crowd.
Other ponies may try and cheer you,
If I had you I wouldn't let you out...”

Pinkie Pie got down on her four hooves. She curved her backside as she faced the camera, turning it sideways in a suggestive pony manner. Behind her barely clothed human women danced.

“...Goldenpie not hay or crackers,
Golden cream take you to the spot...”

“To the spot.” Fluttershy mirrored in a whisper, her face being stuck somewhere in-between disbelief and excitement.

“...Goldenpie, I'll show you forever,
It will take forever to see what I've got.”

Pinkie Pie laid herself on the floor. She slided herself against it.

“You’ll never know how i watched you from the shadows as a filly.
You’ll never know how a cupcake burns when adding chili.”

The music got louder. The smoke effects behind Pinkie Pie started turning red, making her pink body stand out even more. Her high voice got stronger.

“It's a gold and sugar trap,
I've got for you take note!
Revenge it's a pie, so open it wide,
Now it’s going down your throat!”

Pinkie Pie stood up on two hooves again. She pointed at the viewers.

“My goldenpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!” Pinkie Pie jumped an octave. That last ‘ie’ had already been high when Tina Turner had sung it. Pinkie Pies note could barely be heard how high it was.

“Golden, goldenpie!
My goldenpie!”

Pinkie Pies face twisted in determination.

“GOLDENPIE!!!”

Pinkie Pie almost sounded like queen Chrysalis at the last ‘pie’. The music stopped. The screen turned black. Twilight paused the tape while her face were stuck in subdued disbelief.

The silence festered itself inside the living room. One could barely hear breathing before Peter Dinklage broke it.

“Im confused.” He said.

Littlefoots face lit up.

“Whats a Goldenpie?” He asked enthusiastically.

“This isn't Goldeneye.” Rainbow Dash concluded hoarsely as if trying to hide the emotions in her voice.

“No, it isn’t” Twilight agreed in a whisper.

Twilight had a sinking feeling this would only get worse, or better, depending on which part of the brain was asked.