WarMachine

by Barricade Pax

MARK IV: Civil War

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Author's Note

sorry for the lengthy wait


Chap. 4: Origins

"...back on my home planet" i said. "I was a nerd & my favorite movie franchise known as the MCU, is a super hero film franchise that started with the release of... Iron Man... in 2008" i continued. "The 'real' WarMachine was introduced in Iron Man 2, in 2010" i continued. "The version of his suit i have is from Captain America Civil War, witch was released in 2016" i concluded.

"OK, wait... if the suit is from a movie how do you have it?" Asked Dash.

"That... is an excellent question" i said. "I went to Comic-Con cosplaying as that version of WarMachine, & when i bought something from a guy to complete my costume i got sent to this reality & the suit was the real deal." I concluded.

"Also, i came into existence" said Karen.

"How does that work?!?" Yelled Twilight.

"I have no fucking idea" i said. "I just know that's what happened & that this happens to shit ton's of people on my world" i continued.

"Getting sent to a different world as one of your favorite fictional characters is a normal occurrence on your planet?" Asked Sunset.

"Eyup" i said.

"Being pulled from your universe and sent to another as someone or something else with out any say in the matter... it just sounds so awful" said Fluttershy.

"Meh, could have been worse" i said.

"How so darling?" Asked Rarity.

"Could've been sent to one of the reality's where villains of equestria won" i said.

"People have been sent to those reality's?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, not pretty... going off of what ive read" i said.

"How meany different versions of our reality our there?" Asked Twilight.

"One for every displaced, plus the original ones" i said.

"Original ones?, plural?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, cuss this reality is linked to its equestria, & every version of this reality has its own equestria" i said.

"OH, thats what you meant" said Twilight.

"You know the rest of you haven't said much this entire discussion, you can but in any time" i said.

"We've learned its best to leave all this science and magic shit to Sunset & Twilight" said AJ.

"Fair enough" i said. "Any other questions you wanna ask?" I asked.

"You probably have one of the easiest origin stories ever, your superhero states was just handed to you on a silver plate" said Dash.

"That wasn't a question, but your not wrong" i said. "Besides... to my knowledge, your guys's superhero states was handed to you as well" i continued.

"Touche" said Dash.

"Who was the robot guy? he seemed to no a lot about the fictional world your suit & Karen come from?" Asked Pinkie.

"That was Nathan, he got displaced to a parallel version of this world as Barricade" i said. "& before you ask Barricade is not from the same fictional property as me" i continued.

"OK, does anyone else have any questions?" Asked Dash as a couple moments of silence followed. "No?, OK." she continued. "I have one final question, is Thomas your real name or is that part of the character?" She asked.

"That's actually a reasonable question... im surprised your the one who asked it, but yes Thomas is my real name" i said.

"AJ?, Sunset?" Asked Dash.

"He's telling the truth" said AJ & Sunset.

"Is that one of your powers? or are you just really good at telling when someone's lying or not?" i asked.

"Im the second option there" said AJ.

"& im the first" said Sunset.

"Good to know" i said.

"Do you even know what are powers are?" Asked Rarity.

"if my info is right, You can make diamond shields that can be used as more then just shields" i said. "You throw sprinkles and they explode" i said pointing to Pinkie. "Your super strong & Your super fast" i said pointing to AJ then Dash. "You can talk to Animals, you can read minds, and you can levitate things" i said pointing to Fluttershy then Sunset then Twilight.

"All accurate" said Sunset.

"Karen?" I asked.

"We have protocols in place in case any of them become evil Sir, do not worry" said Karen.

"Your on top of things, good" i said.

"Yeah, well what if you become evil?" Asked Dash.

"The suit has a self destruct feature" i said as the girls looked at me in shock.

"That's... dark" said Rarity.

"The worlds not always sunshine and rainbows, best to learn that the easy way" i said.

"Did you learn that the easy way?" Asked Pinkie.

"Luckily, yes... i did" i said.

"That's a relief" said Pinkie.

"Im gonna go out and scout for crime" i said walking into my suit. "Call me if you NEED me" i said sending a group text of my number to all 7 girls and flying off.

"I really hate that man" said Dash.

"I dont know, he reminds me of someone i know" said Sunset smirking.

"Shove it" said Dash.
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Above The City, 3:27PM

"Incoming text from Ms. Dash Sir" said Karen.

"*Sigh* display it" i said.

*Me and the girls are having a sleep-over at Pinkies, only reason im inviting you is because i dont want you in my house alone*

"She also sent coordinates Sir" said Karen. "Will we be going to the sleep-over Sir?" She asked.

"We dont have much choice Karen" i said.
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Pinkie's House, 7PM

*Knock* *Knock*

"I've got it" said Pinkie as she opened the door.

"I brought Pizza" i said walking in.

"How'd you afford that?, Thought you didn't have money" said Dash.

"Pizza guy gave them to me after i saved him from a mugger" i said. "Hope you guys like Meat-Lovers and Hawaiian" i continued.

"There our favorites!!!" said Pinkie.

"My favorite is actually Veggie, but i do like these as well" said Sunset.

"Guess you have been human long enough to at least tolerate meat" i said.

"What are you guys waiting for?, Dig in!!!" Pinkie commanded.

"Dont have to tell me twice" i said.

To Be Continued...

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