Author's Note

Prepare for a lot of memes. This is a comedic chapter... like... it just doesn't make any sense. If you don't think it doesn't make sense, then that's probably why. I mean, one of the tags is comedy, so I need to make is funny. I hope all of you enjoy this chapter that makes no sense!

Also, you get a cookie if you get the old people reference. By the way, this has to be the stupidest chapter I have ever written in the history of history!

Chapter 15

"Where am I living now?" Cobalt said as he was moving his stuff inside of a moving truck. He carefully placed box after onto the truck, along with his friends, and his two family members.

"I bought you a house that's in the city. At this house, you won't have to worry about neighbors there."

"The city? Wouldn't that mean I would be out of the school zone?"

"Since you're a senior, you won't be transferred over to the school in the city-."

"Crystal Prep...," All the girls say out loud together.

Wow, they never talked about such a school before hand. Anyway, this is about a day after my mom told me to pack it up. Twilight went back to Equestria, but told us to make sure to keep in touch with her through Sunset.

Apparently, Crystal Prep is Canterlot High's rival. Makes sense with the way the girls said their name. By the way, I've been doing well on not talking out loud.

"No you haven't Cobalt," Emerald contorted.

"Shut the hell up Emerald!"

"You wanna go?!"

"Oh it's go time!"

"Oh I'll show you go time!"

You knowI wonder how life would be like if my sister and I still did this when we're old.

-70 years later-

"Here you go you two. Oatmeal and cream of wheat just as you asked," A retirement home worker said as she handed old versions of Cobalt and Emerald two bowls of food.

Once they started eating, Cobalt grew angry, "Wait, I thought I got the cream of wheat..."

"No, you got the oatmeal..."

"What are you talking about. I'm pretty sure I got my wheat that's been creamed."

"You want me to cream you?"

"Oh it's go time..."

"I'll show you go time..."

They both started hitting each other groggily, but each punch had the force that cause thunderous shock waves throughout the retirement home.

Meanwhile, the worker that handed them their food chuckled as another worker walked by, "Did you switch their meals again?"

"Yeah..."

"Noice."

-Present Day-

Once the two siblings finished their mini dual, the truck was off to his new home.

"Where is this new home Mom?"

"You'll see. Everyone in the car," Cobalt's mother waved everyone over to her minivan before driving away.

She said it was in the city, but we're in the suburbs right now. I guess the suburbs are part of the main city.

They soon pulled up to see the moving truck, along with their Principal and Vice-Principal, "Wait, I'm living with Principal Celestia? And Vice-Principal Luna?"

"No, they're your neighbors."

"Aw man, now I can't goof off like I usually do..."

"Don't you do your homework?"

"Yeah, but I'm done with all of it in about 30 minutes...," All his friends looked at him in surprise, "What?"

"It usually takes me hours to finish all the homework we get, and aren't you in honor classes?"

"Remember? I'm a boy genius. Right sis? I'm the second smartest in the family behind mom."

"That's... insane."

"My brother sure is smart, and a smart ass."

"I didn't know my anal cavity had a brain. The more you know...," Randomly, the 'More you know' star appeared above Cobalt, "Leave...," The meme then disappeared as fast as it appeared. So slowly...

"See? I don't even know how he did that, and how he told it to leave that way."

"You pick things up when you hang out with Pinkie...," Cobalt looked at Pinkie as she was playing with a... plane? Nope, it was a Cobalt Action figure!

How does she have an action figure of me?!

"Fighter pilot! Nnnneaaaooooowwww! A dootdootdootdooot. Pewpewpew! Dive bomb! And then here comes the giant fist!"

Don't punch it! Enough of the memes!

"Uh, why have we been driving for an extra few minutes when the truck is still the same distance as we saw it before?" Emerald asks confusingly.

"Because the plot demands it!"

Their mother then slammed the breaks, and turned to look at everybody, "Enough of the memes, fourth wall breaks, and plot defining scenes until we get out the car. All of you got that?!"

She's not even looking at me as she says this because I'mbeside her, but my mom is not a force to be reckoned with. If what happened to me at the apartment was bad, then what my mom will do to me if I disobey her will make what happened to me child's play... the movie!

Cobalt was then slapped in the back of the head so hard that he went through the bottom of the car.

"Cobalt died!" Emerald yelled.

"You're not human!" The rest of them yelled.

"That's only a taste of what I'll do to all of you!"

Everyone piped down as the car came to an abrupt stop, "Maybe I shouldn't have slapped him through our vehicle. This is a rental..."

They then heard in the distance, "Child's Play isn't even a meme!"

Both Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna just smiled and waved, "What do we do sis?"

"Just smile and wave LuLu..."

Like I said, she said that was only a taste, and I doubt she put all of her force into that slap either. Oh well, let's check out this house...