"C'mon guys! Let's get to it! Jump up there and... Uh... I can't thing of anything that makes sense with 'it'..." A young Hylian boy with bright green hair, dressed in a cheerleader outfit, began to jump around, waving some yellow pom-poms like a maniac to cheer on his two identical fellow heroes, who were silently pleading to Din that she shut him up.

"Shh! Okay, we get it! The magic bar still isn't recharging, even though you are SUPPOSED to be able to recharge that. But, as I said earlier, If can only fit ONE arrow into this bow, then our magic obviously isn't working. You trying to raise it up isn't working, so you can cut it out now... What did you say your nickname was again?" A red haired boy, who looked very much similar in comparison to the boy in green, asked directly at the boy wearing his cheerleader outfit.

"My names Link, but you can just call me Deity. I mean, I DO have a cool nickname. The Hero of Time had a mask called Fierce Deity, and since I have the same name as The Hero of Time, my mom and dad just called me Deity." Deity explained. He had some amazing sideburns that could make a lady swoon and gasp, but looked rather ridiculous and hard to take serious in that supposed "magical" cheerleader outfit.

"Oh... Uh, okay..." The red haired Link turned away from him to look for the blue haired boy, who, you guessed it, had the same name as the other two. "I... I think I'm getting a little confused..." He muttered. With all these Link's being thrown around, it was hard to keep track of who was who. The green haired one was called "Deity", he was called "Tael", and the other one? He had no clue what he called himself. Three days in a cave, with their only bonding topic being food and how to get out of there, and the blue haired boy had spoken not a word.

"Hey! Over there, uh, Tael was it?!" Deity pointed excitedly at a huge gap in the wall of the dungeon, and a blue haired Link glanced over before pulling out his boomerang, and giving a short wave to signal them he was fine with picking them up whenever they approached.

"Well then, come on Deity." Tael stood up, and ran for the gap spanning almost 80 feet long, before jumping up, and getting picked up by the boomerang. As he soared through the air atop the magical rang', he caught a glimpse of a purple rupee, and sadly sighed, knowing he would not have time to figure out how to get it.

Tael was then lifted up by Link, who had caught him with the boomerang.

"Thanks." Tael uttered.

"Mmm." The blue Link responded, looking up at him with a very lazy look, as if it were nothing.

Tael narrowed his eyes at him.

"You don't talk much do you?" He asked slowly.

Tael had a perfectly justifiable claim for this, since Link had, as previously mentioned, not uttered a word since they had been here. Not. A. Word. That is unless you counted-

"Mmm." The blue Link yawned.

"Uh... yeah, okay then. What should I call you?" Tael asked.

"Hmm..." Link seemed to ponder.

"I guess I'll just call you Link then, okay?" Tael asked tiredly this time.

"Mmm..." Link simply nodded, before waving Tael off in a very rude manner. Tael scrunched up his fists, and stormed off due to Link's sheer ignorance at the matter at hand. His ego had gone unchallenged until now, and it really seemed to aggravate him that Link insisted on his sheer silence. That is unless you counted the "Mmm's", which you shouldn't.

"Grr... stupid Link, thinking he's all hotshot mute over here..." Tael muttered under his breath.

A few moments later, Deity was up there with them, after Link tossed his trusty boomerang at his fellow (yet mute), hero.

"Okay guys, we need a plan to get back to the lobby. You see, none of our outfits are working worth squat, so we are basically going to be doing this with only sheer handsomeness, teamwork, and our tools. Okay, Tael, since our magic won't work, you have a limited amount of arrows. How many do you have right now?" Deity asked.

"Yeah, of course. Uh, 4 arrows. No, five. Yeah. Definitely 5." Tael responded, a bit unsure.

"Great. Well, not great, but okay. Uh... What's your name, Link?" Deity wondered aloud.

"He's a mute." Tael muttered, fiddling with his sword.

"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?" Deity asked, who had obviously not spent any time observing what his friends were like.

"Hyah!" Link shouted, attracting the attention of the other two boys.

"What in the name of..!" Tael unsheathed his bow, before letting out a responding war cry.

A white, small figure was chasing poor Link in circles, hissing. It was unclear as to how that it got there, but it was there now, which meant it had to go.

"Tael, don't just stand there, shoot it!" Deity yelped.

Tael broke free from the hesitation, and let an arrow fly. And... He missed.

"What in the name of Ganon, Tael! Shoot it, it's scratching Link!" Deity shouted.

"I'm trying! I'm used to the Kokiri clothes, and being able to fit in three arrows!" Tael complained.

Tael notched another arrow...

And he missed. Unlucky, possibly?

"Hey! You are a horrible shot!" Deity yelled angrily, looking absolutely hilarious in the cheerleader outfit.

"You couldn't do any better!" Tael yelled back, even angrier.

"I guarantee you I can hit something, Tael!" Deity exclaimed, pointing at the bow.

"You couldn't hit the MOON if it was crashing down on you!" Tael guaranteed.

"Your on, ZELDA." Deity sneered. Tael only growled angrily in response.

Deity snatched the bow and arrows from Tael's hands, before taking CAREFUL, CAREFUL, aim.

And... He hit something, that's for sure.

"Owwwwwww!" Link yelped, jumping nearly 10 feet in the air.

"Oh... Whoops, hehe." Deity shamefully gave Tael his bow and one single arrow back, before whistling in pity and shame for his friend. By now, Link was running around in frantic, painful hops, with an arrow stuck in his shoe.

"Sorry bout that, Tael." Deity apologized. Tael only shook his head, and pulled the bow string back.

He took careful aim, and the arrow went flying. Flying gracefully through the air, it spiraled right next to the strange, strange creature. It missed the creature by inches, centimeters really, but instead slammed right into a rock, destroying it instantly. Several rocks we're being held up by that rock in an intricate pattern, and tumbled down in a sloppy mess.

"Well then." Deity whispered, kicking up a cloud of a dust.

The creature instantly stopped it's assault on poor Link, and ran through the rubble right through a crack in the cave wall. It was all done and over in a matter of seconds, and Link could not help but pant from exhaustion.

"What... The... Heck is wrong with you two?" Link asked in an absolute fit of anger. He jumped around in his boomerang outfit as he glared at the two heros.

"I didn't know you could talk." Deity said sheepishly.

"Of course I can, dingbat! I just didn't WANT to, because talking was not worth my time. Heck, I dunno why I'm even talking to you two idiots now! We've been stuck down here for days with only crackers and water to eat, it's cold, dark, and I dunno where the exit even is. At that point I didn't WANT to talk, but I guess I HAVE to now that you've let me get scratched up and shot me!" Link screamed. "And for the record, my nickname is Midna, if you desperately had to know." He realized these two would make fun of him for the origins of the name, and shyly turned away with a blush on his face as both Deity and Tael began to snicker.

"Midna? From the Twilight realm? Bwahahaha!" Tael burst into laughter.

"Hey, that's a lot of talk from someone nicknamed after a fairy!" Midna shot back.

Deity was howling with laughter, on his back now and clutching his stomach as if it would explode if he let go. Of course, after many more comebacks and insults, he stood up to put a stop to it.

"Hey, hey, guys, cut it out! We need to focus on the task at hand!" He said, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Yeah, sure. But only because me and you are cool. Truce Midna?" Tael asked, holding out his right hand.

"Sure. Whatever gets us out of this mess. Truce, Link." Midna confirmed. They shook hands, and that was that.

"Alright, that weird creature thing-"

"It was a cat." Midna interrupted, shuddering.

"All... right... The... CAT, it went through that hole right there," Deity pointed at the crack in the wall, "and I suggest we follow it. Who knows, it might be Madame Couture's-"

"No! I don't want her to see us like this, she will flip her fashion if she sees us like this!" Tael exclaimed suddenly, with wide eyes.

"Well, I'm going. I'm sick and tired of eating crackers and sipping water." Midna complained again. Deity nodded in approval before leading the Midna through the hole.

"Uh, guys! I-I was just kidding, wait up!" Tael exclaimed, before dashing out of the dark room as fast as he could.

<20 seconds later~>

"What in the name of Princess Zelda is this place?" Midna asked. They had all stepped into a bright and colorful world, much different from their own.

"I don't know. Nobody knows. But gosh darn, these materials would look really snazzy on some of my outfits." Deity said, absolutely adoring the flowers and trees.

"Uh, yeah. Hey, that looks like a town over there. We need to see what part of the drablands we're in now." Tael directed.

They stared silently for a second at all the stuff around them before Midna jumped in surprise.

"Guys! I think I know where we are!" He said in panic.

"Huh? Calm down, Midna, it can't be that bad. I mean, remember the boiling lava place? No Goron suit, and we still made it." Deity laughed.

"No! You guys know the fairy tales right? About the one place called Equestria? When the moon began to fall, and the Hero of Time saved some place called... Ponyville?" Midna asked in terror.

"Huh? Yeah, I remember that weird fairy tale. Didn't sound like too much thought was put into naming that town, and- OH NO!" Tael exclaimed in realisation.

"Oh yes! The place that the Hero of Time saved! I mean, it honestly wasn't worth it... They made friendship a subject you HAD to study in school apparently... But wow! This place should have been long gone, what with the ancient sea practically taking over the planet." Deity observed.

"Well, I mean... We did kind of overdo it with the fashion though..." Deity admitted, staring down at his bra, which was irritating him for some reason. "Why... Why did she even give me a bra?" Deity muttered, before tossing it aside.

"Okay. Okay... Crap, I'm not ready for this. My dad used to give me shivers about how... unnaturally friendly they all are." Midna gave a fake shiver before laughing.

"Shush! I say we go to talk to some townsfolk and see if they have a local outfit designer. We need new ones, pronto. These outfits are done and over with, no can do comprende?" Deity asked.

"Yup. Hey, what about the fairies?" Tael asked.

"Oh man... Please tell me you picked up our fairies, Midna..." Deity pleaded.

"Well... I hope they know how to get home, because I don't." Midna sighed.

"Darn. Okay, enough messing around, let's get down there and talk to ponies... Oh god, that sounded strange." Tael laughed.

And so, our three little heroes began there new story here, and left off to see what they could do to return home.

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