Tael kicked a rock on his way down the hill to the town. And of course, he came up with a way to blame it on Midna. Midna, who was just trying to ignore the other two, was instantly angry at Tael for his strong accusation, partially because it made absolutely no sense. Deity tried reasoning with the two, but was utterly cut off by Midna who called him a High School Jock loving freak, and commented how annoying him dancing around with pom poms was for the sake of the "team". And after that, Deity just blew up on both of them.

Those were all the things that were happening, as the now 82 year old immortal Princess of friendship, Twilight Sparkle, spied on them. They were an odd bunch, who reminded her of her old friends. She knew they were just little boys, who looked human, who were obviously giving each other a hard time. She sighed, smiling in a sort of dream as she watched them yell at each other. It was funny to think that only a couple of years ago, that was her. She frowned for a fraction of a second, before shaking off all the bad thoughts.

"HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN!" Midna chanted, angrily, mimicking somebody they all knew stories of FAR to well.

"Quit joking about my name! You imp!" Tael howled.

"Shut up! We have to at least TRY to look civil when we go down there. I mean, look at us. With these dashing sideburns, perfectly dyed hair, and the stylish outfits, we HAVE to be presentable. And, Tael, Midna could not have caused that rock incident. You were running down the hill, and you kicked that rock as hard as you could." Deity yelled over the two of them. Of course, it was still was hard to take him seriously with the cheerleader outfit on, and nobody really cared what he had to say.

"Well, at least my outfit didn't have a BRA included." Tael replied sarcastically.

"Oh really, huh? Well at least I wasn't nicknamed after someone who acted as Skull Kid's slave." Deity replied with a smirk.

Twilight instantly saw the situation escalating quickly, and decided to put their argument to a halt.

"HEY! Don't fight!" Twilight jumped out of the bush that she had been in (Like the stalker she is), and stared them all down. "You all seem very friendly, and it would be so much better-"

"WHO ARE YOU?!?" They all shouted in unison, and in shock.

"Huh? Oh, excuse me. My name is Twilight-"

"ATTACK!" They shouted together once more, unsheathing their hilariously short swords.

"Wait, hold on a second!" Twilight exclaimed, a panicked look overcoming her.

They all charged at her, screaming like crazy, and waving their swords around like they had never used a blade before. With a giggle, Twilight simply lifted herself up into the air out of their reach. With a sigh of relief, she glanced down at them.

"Hold on, I can explain-"

"TOTEM TIME!!!" Midna ordered.

Twilight watched in shock, and in awe, as they climbed atop each others shoulders, and began to swing their swords at her. She flyed a little bit higher so they couldn't slice her up into little bits, and stared down at the three of them.

"Wow! You little guys are EXTREMELY good with one another!" She laughed as Deity threw one of his Pom Pom's at her as his last-ditch effort.

"Okay guys! The pony thing isn't going down without a fight! We should have expected this, with them being stuck underground for who knows how long!"

"Uh, Midna, you just told us how UNBELIEVABLY friendly they were from the storybooks..." Deity thought aloud.

"Yeah, and I also told you your bra came with the uniform for a reason, Mrs. Link." Midna rolled his eyes.

"Ooh, I aught to just smack you..." Deity whispered to himself.

"Okay you guys, cut it out. This isn't very friendly of you all." Twilight pleaded, far above them so none of them could suddenly TOTEM TIME their way up there and knock her out of the sky like a burning helicopter.

"Huh? Oh yeah! That pony thing's still there you idiot!" Deity exclaimed.

"Hey, I'm not going to hurt you little guys, and WAIT A SECOND!" Twilight instantly recognized them. "You three are Hylian boys, am I not correct?" She questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"Um, should we trust her?" Deity asked to neither of the two in particular.

"Uh, I don't see the harm in telling this pony thing about our species type and our gender." Tael decided.

"Yeah, I don't either. I mean what is she going to do with that type of information? Call guards?" Midna agreed.

"Welp, yeah. I'm Hylian, Tael over there is is also a Hylian, but he can also be called a fairy if you so wish," Deity began.

"Hey!" Tael exclaimed angrily.

", and that one over there is a wolf loving imp who likes to be mean to people. He also pretends he's a mute on occasion." Deity finished.

"Hey! You forgot to tell her that you like to dress up like a girl and prance around like a bunny!" Tael shouted.

Midna did nothing but growl at Deity, as Twilight chuckled.

"Interesting. You know, usually we get HUMANS here, who make everypony really uncomfortable. Humans can get a little bit ahead of themselves, and do some... Questionable things. I knew a hylian boy, much like you three, who saved our land from utter destruction from an entity known as Nightmare Moon. My name is Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship in Equestria and-"

"How can you be the Princess of Friendship? That just amazes me that you can be given a crown and royalty status just for living here and having popular friendship status. Tael, Deity, and me are only given a glowing yellow triangle to make us pleased with the work we do. You have a whole crown dedicated to just-"

"Let me just stop you right there." Twilight interrupted. "I was given this title because I represent what keeps the world from falling apart, which is the relationship with others, and how that everypony works with one another. Now let me finish..." The three shared glances at the word "Everypony", but shrugged it off, and returned their attention to the "Princess". "Long ago, Nightmare Moon warned her sister that if she did not give up her position on the thrown, than the entire country would be annihilated. This was about, perhaps, 200 years ago."

"How did you know this kid if your only like, 20? That's how old you look." Tael interrupted.

"I'm getting to that! Now, this boy, he was a Hylian, like you three. His name was Link, if I recall what his fairy told me. He wore a tunic, sported a sword similar to your three's, and he also had an Ocarina..." The three Link's faces lit up, as they instantly realized who it was that she was talking about. ", However, we did not meet for quite some time, and our continent would have been destroyed eternally had it not been for the fact that we had snuck in a fake prophecy."

"What the heck are you talking about lady?" Midna asked.

"As soon as the moon began to fall, and crush us all, Princess Celestia pleaded with our neighboring continent to send their fabled Hero of Time to save us from our impending doom. Sadly, they denied our request due to the boy having gone to compete in a world re-known tournament fighting sport called Super Smash Brothers. So, for our final hours... We gave up. And we got crushed. But then... Time almost... Restarted, per say, back before the boy was even born. Celestia saw her chance to save us from future epidemic, and created a prophecy for the Hylian Kingdoms, that told of a boy stopping the moon from destroying his neighboring kingdom. And through the power of Music, masks, and a bit of luck, he banished Nightmare moon to a mask known simply as Majora. And then he set off, never to be seen again. Rumors say he went to find his fairy Navi. Others say he wandered off to start a family. I can't agree with either, and it wouldn't matter anyways."

"Cool. Now, where's the magic Boomerang outfit? And the Kokiri clothes? And, just for my best friends pleasure, his little Cheerleader outfit? Bra included, mind you." Midna chuckled.

"That joke you're using on me is going to get old." Deity warned.

"Magic... Outfits?" Twilight asked, puzzled. She had expected them to ask questions about what had happened prior to them arriving, but all they seemed to care about was... Outfits?

"Yeah, pony person! The clothes!" Tael yelled.

"Oh! Sweetie Belle, of course!" Twilight face palmed, oops, I mean HOOFED. (Happy now Mr. Pre-Reader?).

"Okee Dokee, lead us Mrs. Friendly stalker bush pony!" Midna commanded. Twilight stared at them for a second with wonder, before shaking it off and leading them down the hill to Ponyville.

"So, do you guys like to dance?" Tael asked with almost no real interest.

"Where are you coming from, Tael?" Deity asked, suddenly intrigued.

"Yeah, what are you talking about?" Midna asked, interested.

"Hey! Mrs. Sparkle!" Tael called.

"Hmm? Do you need something?" Twilight asked, gliding gently to the floor.

"If you dance for us we will be your best friends." Tael said simply, snickering under his breath.

"Uh, I'm a very horrible dancer. And I barely know you three. So, no thank you. That's, uh, very nice of you though." She whispered the last part, because they were starting to make her feel really nervous, although they weren't nearly as weird as those OTHER humans.

The four of them finally arrived at the bottom of the hill, right at the entrance of the town.

"Okay you three. Now I need you to listen up, and listen closely. The ponies in this town get really riled up when newcomers are introduced, and they might get in your personal space. Please just ask them nicely to let you through." Twilight asked.

"Okay. We just need some costumes, and we'll be out of here in no time." Deity strutted straight into town, and nearly got hit by a bus as tons of Townsfolk came out to greet him.

"Hi~!"

"Oh, a newcomer~"

"What's your name? Are you Hylian?"

"Oh, thank you! Thank you so much for saving our country!" One of them cried.

"Eww! Twilight! They're making me feel REALLY uncomfortable..." Deity shouted. He stared at the other two heroes with pleading eyes, before some pony with a green mane grabbed him. "AGH! G-Get away from me!" He jumped out of the ponies hooves, and ran away at full speed down the street screaming, which only attracted more ponies to the crowd. Thankfully, not a single pony noticed Twilight and the other two, who were both cowering in fear.

"Look! I told you that they're all really nice! Just tell them you have to see Sweetie Belle, and you'll be fine. Don't be afraid if you get back to my castle, and theirs a big party inviting you to our town, either. The young party pony who works as our party planner is really good at what she does." Twilight smiled, before letting out a soft sigh. "Yeah."

"Uh, your castle? We have to go home, we don't have time for pony stuff." Tael explained.

"Yeah! Madame Couture will KILL us when she sees us in clothing she hasn't made as it is! And we've already been gone for three days now, she isn't going to be happy. AT ALL!" Midna agreed.

"What? Uh, you can't! We need you guys now more than ever!" Twilight shouted.

"What? What for?" Tael asked, suddenly very suspicious.