Diplomacy is tasty

by Barealot

Ulmug's first meal: Leg of Dash with a side of wings

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Author's Note

This contains optional watersports, if you don't want to read that part I left a warning and instructions on how to skip it when it comes up.


Ulmug's first meal: Leg of Dash with a side of wings

Ambassador Ulmug was not quite what most of the ponies had envisioned. When Twilight brought the Orc back to her castle, they were expecting a lumbering gigantic brute with a club and some rags for clothes. Instead what was walking beside Twilight was a tall green figure in a suit, standing tall and speaking amicably with the fluttering princess. While he did bare a resemblance to the last known recordings of their kind that ponies had, his aura exuded the refinement of a gentlemen. Still, even with his slick suit covering most of his body, it was plainly evident that the Orc's vaunted musculature had not left their kind one bit in the last thousand years.

"Oh my, he is rather dapper." Rarity accidentally said out loud, making Applejack give her a coy smile at her.

"What? That is a really nice suit is all I'm saying. I have to meet his tailor sometime."

Fluttershy was shaking like a leaf and trying to smile as the pair came closer. Her resolve that she showed yesterday was quickly leaving her as the towering green figure came closer. Sure he didn't look as scary as she thought he would, but that didn't take away what he'll be doing while he was there. Rainbow Dash likewise was not feeling warm towards the Orc. Her cheeks were puffed out and her forelegs were folded in a rebellious gesture, fluttering in place so he could keep eye level with the figure that was almost three times their size.

"Everypony, I would like you all to meet Ambassador Ulmug of Orchestria."

"Greetings and salutations fair ponies, I humbly thank you for your most gracious hospitality while we discuss our terms between our two nations."

"Howdy Mister Ulmug, The name's Applejack." The farm pony took off her hat and gave a little nod of her head in respect, a gesture that Ulmug seemed to approve of.

"I'm Rarity Darling, I must say I adore the stitch work on your suit."

"Which one of us you gonna try and eat first huh?" Dash said a bit too aggressively, getting in front of Rarity before she could continue.

"Ah yes that. I was wondering how to broach that topic." Ulmug said with a smile that made Dash's cheeks flush in frustration.

"Rainbow Dash, calm down." Twilight admonished her, breathing through her muzzle at Dash's display. Ulmug seemed unfazed however.

"You are one of the ponies that agreed to your princess that I could devour limbs off of, correct?"

Dash flustered at that, looking between Ulmug and Twilight before crossing her forelegs and looking off to the side. "Yes....."

Dash fluttered their in front of the Orc, her cheeks glowing pink and her ears swishing about as he looked her up and down.

"I'm getting the distinct feeling you want to be the first. That isn't a veiled threat either, you seem interested, even if you don't want to admit it."

The other ponies looked at Dash who tried to muster up a protest, but every sentence she tried just sputtered into nothingness. She finally settled on glaring at the Orc with puffed out cheeks, swishing her tail in the air and showing her agitation as plainly as any filly.

"I am pretty famished. Princess Twilight, would you mind if I indulged in a meal before we begin? We already had a lovely talk on the walk over after all."

"Of course Ambassador Ulmug. Thank you for volunteering Rainbow Dash."

"Wait what?" Dash looked behind her as her friends left into the castle while Twilight gestured for the two of them to go into the dining room. Rainbow couldn't help but gulp as she tailed behind the tall orc, following him despite herself.


"So What is it you do for fun miss Dash?"

The Pegasus winced as another feather was plucked out of her wing. She was sitting atop a large metal dish with garnishes with her back to the orc, straining to keep her wings open as he gradually plucked them bare with his large hands. Her wings were her freedom, how she flew through the air, and yet here she was letting the giant green creature calmly drop her blue feathers onto the table while engaging in idle chit chat with her.

"I'm a nngh...Wonderbolt." Her legs squirmed with each new feather getting plucked off. It hurt, and it was scary, yet she was blushing like a filly on a first date. "We perform choreography in the air for ponies all over Equestira."

"So being without your wings for a few hours is probably not going to be fun."

"Don't rub it in..."

He chuckled at that, and for some reason it helped put her at ease, even as she winced at another feather being plucked out. There was a whole pile of them now, and it was rather hypnotizing to look at. She had never seen her feathers all over the place like that. It was surreal, like it wasn't even real.

"Do you think your hind leg will be good with the coat on or off?" He asked her quite close to her ear, his breath making her fur stand on end a bit and her face turn red.

"I...I don't know... I thought you're just going to eat the wings."

"Your wings are awfully small in comparison to the princesses. I also think you're curious enough to let me do it as well."

Dash growled at that and looked behind herself to glare at the Orc. "What makes you say that?"

A large green hand draped around Dash's waist and freely dragged a finger along her core's slicked surface. The mare gave a moan at that, punctuated by another pluck of her feather. The mixture of pain and pleasure making her double over a small bit on the plate. He toyed with her clit freely, his teeth playfully grazing her twitching ear as he did so. He didn't do it for long though, just enough to get the mare worked up before pulling back.

"you....you could do whatever I guess... just one leg though."

"So is that fur on, or fur off?"

"Off please..." Dash could hardly believe how worked up she was getting over this. As much as she knew she should want to buck him in the face and save her limbs, the knowledge that it wasn't really permanent and her own curiosity was getting the better of her at every turn.

With a few more swift but deliberate plucks her wings were finished. She looked behind herself to see the strange appendages without their adornments. They looked a lot like a large chicken's wings now and they felt distinctly colder in this room without their feathers. It was strange seeing her own flesh since she had been covered in blue her whole life. Powerful green hands lifted her up and put her on her stomach on the silver plate. As she was plopped down her limbs were splayed out and her head lulled over the table, to where her nose booped onto something hard yet spongy. She crossed her eyes a bit to look down her muzzle and saw the Orcs large green shaft hovering right in front of her face, freed from the confines of his pants. Her eyes couldn't help but get wide at the thickness of the thing before her, nor could she ignore the musk that she didn't have as much issue with as she would have thought.

"Don't worry, your herbivore teeth wont do anything to me if you accidentally bite into it. Our hides are rather thick, even on our cocks."

Ulmug enjoyed the mares red face as she laid there on a plate before him, her plucked wings ready for consumption and her nose and mouth hovering milometers away from his rod. "You...you really think I'll....put that in my...."

"Lets just say it would behoove you to preoccupy yourself while I eat, especially for your first time. Make sure to open wide now, I doubt more than the tip will fit in there.

"I don't think I can...." She sounded nervous now, but she couldn't stop staring at the thing in front of her. The orc shrugged.

"If you insist."

Dash winced as he loomed over her, lifting off his seat slightly as he brought his mouth down over her wing. his cock poked into her cheek and made her close her eye slightly in protest of the invading object. Then it came. Her whole body tensed as teeth pierced into her wing and bone and the sound of crunching filled her ears. her mouth clamped shut as she tried to prevent herself from yelling out a curse, and her limbs squirmed and shuddered on the plate as he continued to chew into her. Before she knew it, her mouth instinctively clamped into the Orc's bulbous tip and let out a moan into it, vibrating his cock with the fresh new sensation.

She felt her wing go slightly numb, though not enough to keep her from totally feeling it. It was just enough to take the edge off and feel more uncomfortable than painful. She lost herself in that moment, suckling on the head of his shaft and keeping her eyes shut and ears pulled back as each new bite made her body shudder. In a strange way she started to relax, her tongue feeling more adventurous as it probed around the tip of his cock, stuttering only when he took a fresh bite out of her wing. Hearing him chew and swallow was so surreal to her, and it caused her ears to dance on her head in such a confused manner, both pulling back in pain and perking up in curiosity. After some time of messy sounding chomps and uncomfortable tugs with his hands, eventually her back felt noticeably bare. It was when he placed a palm on her head that she finally opened her eyes. They were tearing up, but she managed not to outright cry during the whole thing. She looked down at his other hand as it gripped his cock and began to stroke it. She made a meager effort to pull back but his palm was firmly in her mane, mussing up the multicolored locks as he continued to jack off. It wasn't long before her cheeks puffed with his seed and she reluctantly swallowed down his payload. He had quite a bit though, and some of it escaped the sides of her mouth and out of her nose, much to her muffled protest of annoyance.

They sat there like that for a moment, Dash suckling out the residual cum that she begrudgingly liked the flavor of, and he was using his free hand to wipe his mouth off with a handkerchief.

"I must say miss Dash, even raw you have a delectable pair of wings."

"T...thanks I guess? I don't really know how to respond to that." Dash said in a gruff voice as she struggled to sit up. Her legs were so weak after all the pain that had shot through her body, and she could still feel her wings even though she knew they really weren't there anymore. In fact when she looked behind her at her back all that was left was two cauterized stumps twitching slightly at her instinctive mental signals.

Dash flopped onto her back in exhaustion, only wincing slightly at the pain of laying on her injuries.

"I wanted to do the wings first cause it would get you relaxed."

"Oh was that all."

"The blowjob was nice as well."

She couldn't help but smirk at his flippant response. "Why am I not infuriated with you right now? I should be. I love my wings. I should be trying to buck you in the face n'stuff..."

The orc smiled broadly, "We orcs are quite adept at making our prey more...agreeable as it were. Everything from pheromones we put out to our own saliva works to placate our prey so we can better enjoy ourselves. It's much easier than hunting them down with weaponry and warfare. The fact that you were already a willing participant before this started helped it even further."

Dash thought that that sounded more than a little fishy, but right now she couldn't muster up more than a grumpy expression at the Orc as she raised her hind leg up for him to grab hold of.

"I don't know if I like that explanation, but okay."

"Understandable," He said in a calm voice as he freely moved her leg about, shaving off her legs coat with a swipes of his other palm, ", prey don't normally like to be eaten, doesn't feel quite right or natural to them after all. However, once our two peoples get over that little hump, I think our nations will get along quite nicely."

Dash propped herself up and looked at her now pink leg being held in his grasp, fur mingling with her feathers now. She spread her other leg further on instinct, letting her folds wink directly at him. She couldn't help but bite her lip at him and glance between the Orc and her burning insides. Still even with her being as placated and turned on as she was, she couldn't help but close her eyes tight as his mouth drifted to her thigh. She let out a moan that sounded like a mix of pleasure and pain when his teeth sunk into her, and despite herself she let her eyes open to watch.

The bite had sealed up as soon as it was made, slightly sizzling in her inner thigh as he chewed slowly and swallowed. He seemed to enjoy her flavor alot as he trailed his tongue across the surface of her leg and up to her hoof. Her heart thumped as he fastened his mouth around the end of the smooth appendage, letting her hoof rest on his tongue for a moment. He sucked on it for a moment, holding her gaze and trailing his tongue around her sensitive underhoof before he pulled back.

"I want you to feed me from here, to here." he said, gesturing to from her hoof to the midway point of her leg. That seemed to wake her up from her haze a bit.

"What, you want me to just shove my leg in your mouth instead of just letting you do it? I'm already doing this much, can't ya just cut me some slack?"

He just looked at her with an infuriatingly patient smirk. She let out a groan and rubbed her face with her forehoof.

"Fine. Open up or whatever."

Despite her aggravated and flippant tone it took a lot of will power to steady her leg enough to put her hoof in his mouth, especially when she knew what he was going to do once it was in there. Her jaw clamped shut just as he bit into her, and she only managed to keep one eye open to see his powerful teeth cleave her hoof off into his mouth and chew it down into food. Her forehoof rushed to her mouth, covering up a swear as she tried to steady herself. She didn't feel grossed out or anything like that, but it did hurt like Tartarus.

Ulmug rested one hand under her flank for support while the other hand drifted to her nethers. She let out a hitched noise when his thick fingers began to feel into her folds, causing her head to fall back and tongue to lull out of her mouth. It felt so good that she was more than happy to oblige him as he nudged for the next bite. Before she knew it her body was convulsing into a climax around his green fist, trying to squeeze it for all it was worth while her leg was down to a thigh. He let Dash pant and heave her chest while he finished off the stump before him, enjoying each savory bite out of the spent mare till there was not a bit of that leg left.

watersports beyond this point, search pumpernickel to skip past it if you want

"You did quite well for your first time Rainbow. That wasn't so bad now was it?"

"mmmhmmm...." Dash was quite tired after everything she had been through. Both the pain and pleasure she had experienced had exhausted her more than ten rainbooms simultaneously had. Whatever pheromones or whatever else these orcs had, she had to admit she liked the way they made her feel even given the circumstances.

"Would you mind sitting up? I'd like to use your mouth again if you would be so kind."

She did as she was asked, but her eyebrow was raised while she tried to to sit on three legs on his plate.

"I thought I already did...that...."

"Oh you did, this is slightly different. open up please."

Both tired and not really willing to argue, she just rolled her eyes and sighed up at the Orc, "yes sir."

Once she had her mouth open however she was met with an unwelcomed surprise. Instead of putting it in her mouth, a small spirt of yellow went forth and onto her tongue, leaving and unmistakable taste of acrid liquid on her tongue. He must have known she'd pull away cause he stopped the stream just as her forehoof scraped her tongue. After she had gotten a bit of the taste out she stared up indignantly at the unfazed orc.

"Did you just pee in my mouth?"

"yes, and I would like to continue if you don't mind."

"What?"

"Rainbow, You already agreed to have your wings and leg eaten, what makes this any worse?"

She tried to argue, but her words were failing her between his calm and slightly amused voice and her already tired mind and body.

"Ugh, fine, just hurry up about it."

Now her body was slouched and she was giving him a flat stare as he looked down at her on his plate. He had a large toothy grin on his face that just made Dash both angry and somehow amused at the same time, like he was being a rascal with her despite what was really going on. The confusion of the whole mix of emotions made her blush a little and open up again, lulling her tongue out. Her annoyance went up more than a little when he chose not to aim directly at her mouth and instead down onto her mane, making her have to breathe out of her mouth as the steam ran across her muzzle. Once he aimed it at her throat however she resigned to swallowing it down, her throat rhythmically bobbing as she took it all into her stomach.

pumpernickel

"Ahh, thank you for my first meal in Equestria Dash. I look forward to having you again sometime when you are all healed and cleaned up."


"I can't believe that guy! I wanna buck him in the face so hard right now." Dash fumed in the hot tub as she soaked off her first meal with him. Twilight and Starlight were next to her with sympathetic smiles, their horns glowing as they worked to heal back her missing limbs.

"It seems the Orc pheromones are wearing off" Twilight said to Starlight who nodded understandably.

"You knew about that!? That's important things to know Twilight."

"We didn't really know if it would be as effective a pain suppressant if we did tell you."

"Oh it works just fine, he told me all about it while he was....you know... doing those things..."

"We'll make sure to give a heads up to the other girls. Sorry Dash. Thank you for being a good sport about this."

"You owe me BIG after this Twilight, BIG. Just letting you know that now."

Twilight sighed and nodded. Hopefully this was all going to be worth it in the end.

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