Diplomacy is tasty

Spike was not particularly thrilled with being on a trip to Canterlot. Though the ponies of ponyville didn't notice it too much, there were whole days in which he went to the capital to help Celestia with one thing or another. Usually it was because Celestia herself called him. Which is fine, she has a direct line to him via his fire breath and he wasn't about to disobey an order from the Princess. However this time was different. This time it was Twilight who had sent him off.

"Sorry Spike, this is not the kind of diplomacy you can help with. I'm sure Celestia would love to have you there to help with notes and such though! I'll let you know when it's alright to come back. Don't worry, this shouldn't take more than a few weeks tops."

It was more than a little evident that she just wanted him out of the castle for awhile, though he didn't really understand why. Usually he was front and center with these diplomacy meetings, taking notes and helping with the scheduling. She didn't even want to go over the docket of the plans she did have with him. Top secret apparently. It wasn't fair. Even Rainbow Dash got to be involved in it, and she probably wouldn't even understand most of that stuff anyway.

"I wanted to meet the Orc guy. I bet I coulda helped out if she'd have let me." Spike grumbled in his seat on the train for Canterlot. Celestia was expecting him on the other end so he couldn't just bail from the train without causing a ruckus with one of the most politically powerful princesses in Equestria. As much as he wanted to go back and see what Twilight and the others were going to be doing back in Ponyville, he just had to suck it up and hope it didn't take to long.

Then he had an idea. It was a devilish idea, at least it was to a baby dragon like Spike. All he'd have to do is get Celestia to send him on an errand back to ponyville during the time the orc was supposed to be there, and he'd get to see what Twilight wanted him to miss. It would require cunning though, Celestia could usually see through his half baked schemes fairly easily what with being over a thousand years old. She's seen every trick in the book and probably a few that never made it in. He'd have to play it cool, make it look like he was just casually offering to do whatever errand put him on a path to Ponyville.

Besides, if all else failed, he probably could use his youthful charm to clench it. He may be a baby in dragon years, but he still has been around long enough to know when something like cuteness can be weaponized to your advantage.

"Operation back to Ponyville will soon be underway." He chuckled under his breath as he said this, rapping his claws together in what he imagined was a diabolical pose.

"Hello sweetie," greeted a waitress perusing the isles of the train " would you like some Cocoa?"

"Yes please!"

There was one thing that Twilight had not warned her friends about when it came to the Orcs arrival. It was that the actual diplomacy part of his diplomacy meeting was boring as sin. Their talks had been going on for hours after Twilight had helped fix up Rainbow Dash. At first the others wanted to listen in on the conversation to get a better read on the orc. What they found was that Twilight had finally found someone who knew as much obscure facts as she did. Trying to follow their conversation was so difficult that the two of them may as well had been speaking a different language. Each "humorous" anecdote one threw at the other had so much jargon and implied context to it that you would need an in depth knowledge in several fields of study just to get the jokes. The other ponies worries and anxieties over being potential meals for this Orc eventually glazed into crippling boredom. Even Fluttershy had lost her jitters during their exchange for a distant stare that begged for it all to end.

While Rainbow would have been as zoned out as her friends, she was too busy shooting sidelong glances at the Orc. While she was adamant with her friends that she hated that Orc and would kick his flank if given the chance, when he was in his presence her tune changed dramatically. Fluttershy and Rarity were the first to see what had happened to the sporty mare.

"It seems our Rainbow Dash has discovered a little something about herself while she was with our guest." Rarity had whispered to Fluttershy, and she gave a knowing nod in return. Applejack chimed into the conversation.

"What...y'all think she...ya know.... liked it or somethin?"

"Darling if Twilight and Starlight's healing spell didn't require a cooldown period I dare say she'd jump for a round two the second she got a chance." Fluttershy covered her mouth in a giggle at Rarity's remark, which made Applejack a bit puzzled.

"I kinda expected Rarity to be in the know about these kinda things, but how do y'all know Shy?"

Fluttershy looked like she was thinking of an answer for that, but before she could say it Twilight clapped her hooves together to capture everyone's attention.

"Alright, we've had a very productive day today. Now lets all direct our attentions to our guest Ambassador Ulmug and see what he would like to have for dinner."

The ponies in the room, including Twilight herself felt themselves tense up a bit at the prospect for getting chosen for what was going to happen. Still, he was only going to pick one of them, so once one was picked the others could have a sigh of relief for the rest of the night. Or that is what the others thought before Twilight chimed in and ruined that notion.

"Now, Ulmug and I were talking and he made a teeny tiny request that I'm sure you all will be totally fine with."

"Ahm sure as well Twilight," Applejack said with a forced smile, agitation audible in her voice as she gritted her teeth together ", and what would this 'little' request be?"

"Well, couple things actually." The alicorn said with an expression that pleaded cooperation and gave apologies at the same time, "He wants to divide his menu options between two of us instead of one. He also requests that another pony stays as well too uh... well you wouldn't be eaten so that's the plus of it..."

Ulmug leaned in and finished what Twilight was nervously trying to get across.

"For the meal tonight, I would like the barbecued and glazed ribs of the two earth ponies...."

"WHOOO!" Pinkie yelled out and clasped onto Applejack who's face had drained of color "We're gonna be rib buddies! This is so EXCITING!"

"Now wait a minute, ah thought this was just limbs. Now we're takin Ribs out of us and putting them on a barbeque?"

"No actually, Twilight assures me she has a way to cook and prepare the ribs without fully removing them from your bodies."

"Oh she DOES now." Applejack hissed, making Twilight shrink back a little with a nervous and apologetic smile, gesturing with her hooves for AJ to calm down.

"As for what the third pony is doing, I'll let your princess be the first to take on that task."

"That sounds Grea.....wait what...?" Twilight stopped in mid sentence and looked to the Orc whom she had been having such a nice and nerd filled conversation with.

"Well you are one of the volunteers for this whole thing Princess. I'm sure you are more than up to the task . Its only fair you do it first to set an example."

"Yeah Twi... Set an example." Applejack said with the smuggest of steely grins. Twilight looked distinctly frazzled at this but let out a small noise of frustration before nodding, "Of course, yes, It would be my pleasure to help you out during your meal."

"Fantastic, how about we get started."

"HORSEAPPLES this hurts..." Applejack breathed behind her hoof as she laid next to Pinkie. There was a distinct glow of horn magic around both of the Earth Ponies chests. Pinkie was being focused on by Twilight, while Starlight was using her magic on Applejack. Underneath the pink and orange coats, a lot of things were going on. Their Ribs and the meat around them were getting heated up to nearly unbearable levels, causing the both of the mares a lot of discomfort. Even Pinkie who had been excited by the prospect of seeing things from the foods perspective was straining to keep a smile on her face as she profusely sweated.

"Sorry, only a few more minutes I promise." Starlight said as she focused on cooking the farm pony's ribs, teleporting in seasonings and sauces directly into the meat as she maintained the temperature. It was quite difficult isolating the heat from her vital organs and keeping the pain relatively suppressed for her subject all at the same time. The orc meanwhile moved around the relatively thin prep table as he watched the writhing mares, calmly observing their barely contained pain.

"Dinners....almost done mister Ulmug. Woohooo...." She tried to sound as excited as she did, but every word Pinkie said was strained by the heat in her chest that just would not let up. The two Earth ponies looked slightly confused as he reached down to them and lightly moved their heads together. That confusion did not last for long though, because it wasn't a second later that the orc pulled out his shaft in front of Applejack's face, whipping it against her muzzle as it was freed from its confines.

"Miss Pinkie, if you would be so kind as to open up?"

The party pony had a hard time focusing between the searing heat in her chest and her watering eyes, but she managed to do what he asked and open her mouth. He made quite an effort to squeeze his green shaft into her mouth, making her moan as he roughly handled her mane with his hand. Applejack was in the middle of the party pony and the orc, and her muzzle was being smothered in his shaft and balls while he worked his way into the party pony's throat. His musk filled her nostrils as she looked between Pinkie and the towering orc, and she could taste his salty sac on her lips as it rubbed back and forth. As he worked up his tempo, Throat fucking the pink mare next to her, Applejack had to try to keep his balls out of her eyes and mouth by futilely moving her head around. Pinkie meanwhile was welcoming the distraction from her burning chest, her previous moans of protest turning into delighted noises.

Both Twilight and Starlight exchanged looks, their cheeks burning as they kept taking glances over at the overt display. They couldn't fully look away from the affair either since they had to focus on their specific ponies, both of which had their limbs twitching from what was happening down the table. It wasn't long now before the two ribcages were done.

Applejack really wanted to yell at the Orc for what he was doing, but she could only grunt and groan with how his sack and shaft kept sliding across her face. It didn't help that she was liking his scent the longer she was inhaling it. Since her nostrils were constantly being covered by his exertions, it required her to open up her mouth to breathe. That allowed his sack to brush against her tongue. It seemed to move of its own accord from that point, reaching out to the emerald flesh to taste more of it. Before she knew it, she found herself lapping at his sack as he continued punishing her friends throat.

He waited as long as he could, working himself up, freely working himself deeper into the Pink pony's throat deeper and deeper with each thrust until he was just about to blow. That was when he pulled out of her and back enough to aim the slicked shaft at the two of their faces. Cum fired out, volley after volley, draping across the two earth ponies faces and manes. Both mares looked towards him as he did so, panting and closing their eyes as each new strand found their purchase on their features.

"heh heh...we got drizzled like a cinnibun" Pinkie weakly breathed out at Applejack as she tried to catch her breath.

"Ya coulda at least told me before ya rubbed y'alls balls all over mah face." The farm pony groggily said to the Orc, still coherent enough to be a bit indignant.

He took a hold of Applejack's ear after she said that and used the back of it to wipe the residual cum off his tip, enjoying the feel of her orange fur as it cleaned up his shaft.

"We Orcs aren't really accustomed with doing such things with our prey." he finished up with wiping his dick off with her feebly twitching ear as he said this, enjoying her look of tired annoyance as she watched it happen out of the corner of her eye "I'll definitely take it under advisement though. Speaking of Prey, I trust the ribs are done."