YHaY: Armoured Juggernaut

"Please tell me why your're in full combat gear Sargent?" asked Dr Connors.

"Well I'd rather have it and not need it and need it and not have it" replied James "besides I've seen far to many movies that like this."

"Very well then please step on the the platform and we shall begin" sighed Dr Connors.

Stepping up on to the raised platform Sargent James stood at ease with in his 800 lb mark IV Cerberus pattern power armour, his Hades pattern laser assault rifle and along with all his other kit. A feeling of unease overcame James something didn't feel right, but he put it down to being the first human guinea pig for the experimental worm hole technology.

Retreating back behind the armoured glass with the rest of his team Dr Connors started powering everything up. The hum of power was starting to reach an unbearable level, all that power released at once the last things James saw was the panicked faces of the science team and a brief flash of rainbow coloured light then everything when black.

As James became conscious once again he was lying on his back and only saw the inky blackness of the abyss, vision slowly returning to him James saw that he was in a small room that looked like it had been craved from solid rock. On a second glance the room was filled with janitorial equipment. With a slight groan James stood upright and headed out the door, upon walking through the door James almost walked in to a large dog standing on its hind legs wearing a sleeveless jacket and defiantly female, seeing as soon as it saw James's armoured form it ran off screaming.

"The fuck was that?" James asked aloud. "I'm starting to think that I'm not on earth"

Sighing to himself James headed off in the opposite redirection, a few minutes of walking James started to hear the sounds of work up ahead. Picking up speed James entered a massive cavern filled with those large bipedal dogs holding weapons, the dogs were watching small ponies in chains mining what seemed to be pre-cut gems.

"The fuck is happening. Either I'm going crazy or I'm in another dimension" James said.

*whip crack*

"You slave get to work" Growled one of the dogs looking at James.

"I'm no one's slave mutt" Growled James right back.

As James spoke all eyes fell onto James, all the ponies grasped and tried to make themselves smaller, all the dogs started to growl and levelling their weapons at him. As one the dogs started to howl the noise spreading to every corner of the mines, aiming his rifle at the lead dog James opened fire.

*PHAT*

The dog falls to the ground with a hole burned through it's head, at that moment the cavern decanted into chaos all the dogs charged James. Spears and swords either shattering or bouncing off his power armour, striking out with an armoured fist James crushed a dogs snout spending teeth and blood everywhere. Yet the dogs still tried to kill the armoured behemoth within there misted. Slowly but surely James kill the dogs, as the last dog fell missing its arms James turned to the ponies covered in blood.

"Could someone please tell me where the hell I am?" James asked.

"P-p-please s-s-sir w-w-we d-don't w-want any trouble" stuttered a small blue unicorn.

"OH SHIT A TALKING HORSE" shouted James "Well that confirms it I'm in new dimension then."

"We sir are not whores" spoke a bronze 'normal' pony.

"Then what the hell are you then" asked James.

"We are ponies" another pony spoke up this one being a midnight blue pegasus "There are three types of ponies Earth, Unicorns and the best Pegasi."

"Um shouldn't we get out of here before more Diamond Dogs show up?" asked a yellow Earth pony.

A loud howling could be hear coming from the tunnel. Turning towards the sound all forty ponies shared a worried look, and started to back away from the the howling. James just rolled his eyes under his helmet and walked to the tunnel.

"OI, MUTTS PLAY DEAD" roared James.

This caused then ponies to try and shrink back further in to the cavern, and in turn caused the howling to grow louder. The Diamond Dogs erupted out of the tunnel all baying for James's blood, James on the other hand just grinned and opened fire.

*PHAT-PHAT-PHAT-PHAT*

Each shot killing a Diamond Dog, the shear carnage James was doing caused the Diamond Dogs to falter. Grabbing a frag grenade from his belt James threw into the very centre of the Diamond Dog charge.

*BOOM*

As the grenade when off spending blood and body parts everywhere, the Diamond dogs started to run for it. James just stood the with rifle aimed down the tunnel barrel smoking slightly for a few minutes just to make sure the Diamond Dogs where not going to come back.

"Right we have some breathing room, do any of you know the way out of this hell hole?" asked James.

Turning round James saw all forty ponies had huddled together with there eyes welded shut and shivering. Sighing James walked over to the ponies and crouched down to there level.

"Look it's over now, do any of you know the way out?" asked James again.

A Pegasus mare raised her left forehoof into the air, James didn't need to be a Doctor to see that they where all shaken from the bloodshed.

"I k-k-know the w-w-way s-s-sir" the mare said.

"Alright then I'll take point then, you lot keep close to me." James "You" James pointing to the mare "shall ride on my shoulders so you can tell me where to go alright".

the Pegasus mare just nodded her head and flew up and perched herself on James's shoulder pad. So off they all when in to the Diamond dog mines. Amazingly the large group met no other Diamond dogs, just before the exit the mare on James's back spoke up.

"I don't want to be rude or anything but what the buck are you?" she asked from James's back.

"Well do you know what humans are?" James questioned.

"Hay yeah I know what the buck humans are, they're thick as mud and are like wild animals. In fact they can't even talk" the mare said.

'Ah shit' James thought 'I wonder if the humans here are treated like livestock or more like pets here?'