Super Short Clopfics!

"Again?"

You nod miserably at Nurse Snowheart's disapproving look.

"What is it this time?"

You're not even embarrassed any more. You and Snowheart have that kind of professional relationship now. You unzip your pants and drop trou, allowing her to look at the afflicted area.

She studies your dick thoughtfully, and it's interesting how you can almost see her thought process by the way her ears flick.

"This looks like frostbite," she finally says, lifting your dick to study the underside. "But it's in the middle of the summer. How the hay did you get frostbite on your penis?"

"I fucked a ghost."