Super Short Clopfics!

"You ever think it's weird to be constantly seeing pussy everywhere you go? How come stallions aren't horny 24/7?"

"Erf."

"Sorry." You pull back just a little bit. "How's that?"

"Better, thanks." Caramel flicks his tail and shifts his hind legs around. The position doesn't look particularly comfortable to you, but then your knees bend the opposite way. "I guess if it's something you see all the time, you don't really think about it."

"I guess that makes sense."

"Seeing somepony in a saddle, now that's a turn on. For me, at least."

"Yeah, not so much here. It just seems weird." You move your fingers under Caramel's dock, gathering your hand around his tail.

For a moment, you can't quite process what you've just revealed, and then you suddenly realize that you've make a mistake.

"Something wrong?" he asks.

Yes, something is wrong; somehow you managed to drink enough that you didn't realize you were (successfully) hitting on a stallion.

Then again, it isn't any weirder than fucking a ghost.

"Nah," you reassure him, pushing your head against his tight butthole.