Super Short Clopfics!

"It ain't like that," Applejack says.

"I dunno where you got that idea that all ponies are secretly lesbians, silly."

As painful as it is, being shot down on your idea of an actual threesome is less hurtful when it comes from the pink party pony. "Ah, well, I just thought it wouldn't hurt to ask."

"Ah appreciate that." Applejack tips her cowpony hat. "An I appreciate you understandin' that your fantasies ain't the same as reality."

You nod. "It's probably best that we never bring this up again."

"Filly scout's honor."

"Cross my heart and hope to fly; stick a cupcake in my eye."

You wave at the two mares, then start walking back towards town.

Once you'd made your way around the bend, Applejack and Pinkie Pie looked at each other.

"Hey, AJ, are you doing anything this afternoon?"

"Nope."

"Wanna go behind the barn and fuck?"

"Ah thought you'd never ask."