Super Short Clopfics!

You’d never expected to score with Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and protector of these lands.

You’re still not completely sure that’s what’s going to happen, but her peytral, crown, and two hoof boots are already off, tossed carelessly around the room. You’re rubbing her nipples and she’s got a hoof down your pants.

“Here,” she whispers breathlessly, slipping a jeweled amulet around your neck.

“What’s this for?”

“That you might survive.”