Super Short Clopfics!

You're asleep in your bed when she comes in through the window. Or maybe she took the stairs; you're a heavy sleeper and even hooves across a wooden floor wouldn't wake you.

Nor, apparently, would a Princess slipping into bed with you.

You were having the most wonderful dream, one which involved having sex with Princess Luna. And then you wake up and she's in bed with you.

It was almost like she somehow knew what you were dreaming.

"Dost thou wish to have sex with us?"

"Before I say yes, who exactly is us?

Luna wrinkles her muzzle. "'Tis the royal 'we.'"

You did feel a bit of dampness on your leg, which you'd assumed was her arousal. Well, no matter.

"Alright, let's do this." You give her a kiss right on the nose, then push back the covers and shove your pajama pants down.

Luna's ears drop slightly. "Thine penis looked bigger in the dreamscape."

"Should we go back there?" That's probably a dumb question, but you never know.

She shakes her head. "Nay; there is little satisfaction to be found solely in the mind."

"If you say so." You run your hand down her back. "Um, what do you want me to do?"

"What do we want thee to do? Put thy tiny monkey penis in us and fuck our brains out."

Well, that was a simple enough answer.

Luna is a screamer.

Scratch that, Luna is a shouter.

"PUT IT IN FURTHER!"

"That's as far as it goes," you say.

"THAN THRUST FASTER!"

You oblige her, and for a moment, her volume diminishes. But only for a moment.

"OH YES, OH YES, RIGHT THERE! NAY, KEEP GOING. GRAB OUR WINGS AND PULL."

Surely by now all your neighbors are awake.

"THAT'S IT, GIVE US A PROPER DICKING!"

Surely by now all of Ponyville is awake.

You thrust forward and feel her clench down around your shaft. "Princess, I'm about to--"

"DON'T YOU DARE PULL OUT!!!"

Surely they heard that in Canterlot.

You hope that Princess Celestia isn't a protective older sister.

Because if she is, you're a dead man.

The End