It's hero time! But first ... KEEP THAT PINK GIRL AWAY FROM ME!!

by dracoking of memes

Battle of the bands part 1

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Well that explains some things

I look over at the two intruders. Luna and Celestia were giving me nervous looks. Celestia was shuffling a bit in her seat,and Luna looked like she was struggling to find the right words.And me? I went to grab my phone to call the 911 on their crazy asses. Unfortunately Celestia saw this coming and twisted the phone out of my hand before I could dial 911.

“I-i’m sorry Cosmic but I can't have you calling the police.” Celestia said trying to hide her nervousness with a stern look.

So I tried to make run for it. But I was quickly shoved back down by Luna.

“Oof,wait my couldn't wait until the school week.” I asked glaring at them,”AND WHY DID YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE!?”

“Please do not raise your voice Cosmic,as for why it couldn't wait I-i really didn't want put this off any longer than I had too.”Luna said.

“And that justifies breaking into my home.” I asked.

“Well what did you expect us to do after you ran away from us like that!” Luna asked.

“Yes that not the reaction I would expect from one of our students.” Celestia said raising an eyebrow,” Why did you run away?”

“None of your business!” I snapped.

“Well excuse us for being worried about you well being.” Luna snapped back.

“Oh thanks for concern mom!” I said sarcastically while rolling my eyes.

The two women went ridged. And stared at me carefully.

“Um I was being sarcastic.” I said looking at the confused,”You guys have mom fetish or something.”

“NO!!! How even know what that is?!” Luna said blushing profusely.

“Then why did start acting weird when I called you mom.” I said giving her triumphant smirk while staring her straight in the eye.

“B-because i-i am your mother.” Luna said bracing herself.

My mind went blank,it was as I had lost the ability to think entirely. I just stared at her like she was the alien thing in the universe for about 3-5 minutes.

I then regained the ability to think and proceeded to say the most intelligent thing I have ever said.

“Wha?!” I asked my jaw dropping a bit.

“Well you see when you were a little a band strangely dressed men came and kidnapped you.” Celestia explained.

“What were they dressed like?” I asked.

“They looked like men medieval knight armor.” Luna said tearing up before pulling me into a tight hug.

“Um getting hard to breathe.” I said.

Luna did not let go but loosened her grip a bit.

“I finally have you back after all this time I've finally found my little Photon Stream!” She sobbed into my shoulder.

“Not so little anymore.” Celestia said.

“YES HE IS!!!” Luna bellowed at her sister as she turned to face her pressing me against her bosom as if I were a five year old.

“I'm 16.” I mumbled.

“Oh hush you.” Luna said to me.

“Can I go now?” I asked l- err Mom.

“Sure you can go.” Mom smiled.

“Yes!” I said.

“To your new home with us.” Mom said giving me sly smile.

“You paused on purpose.” I said glaring at my birth mother.

“Yep time to get you away from this one room abomination and into your real home with me!” My mother sqeuled in joy.

“Now Luna shouldn't we wait until his par-,”Celestia began before noticing Luna’s death glare,”I mean his former adoptive parents get home?”

“Don't see why that would help the sent me here to live by myself.” I deadpanned.

The look on my mother's face was one I can only describe as pure unadulterated rage.

“N-now Luna I know what you're thinking but maybe it's not as bad you think…” Celestia said trying to calm her sister.

“They. Left. My. Baby. Boy by himself in a city he barely knows his away around this. Means. WAR!!!” Luna bellowed rising to her full height as she let go of me.

She thundered over and grabbed my phone flipping through my contacts before smiling maliciously as she found what she was looking for. My adoptive parents phone number.

She hit the call number and waited them to pick up with a fake smile in her face.

“Luna don't do anything you'll…” Celestia pleaded before being silenced by Luna.

“Hello,you've reached the storm residence this is Mrs. Storm speaking.” I heard my adoptive mother say to my birth.

Luna’s smirk widened she obviously was hoping that Mrs.Storm would be the one to pick up. After all she was now her number one rival over who Cosmic will call mother.

“Hello Mrs. Storm this Vice-principal Luna,I just calling to tell you we've found Cosmic's birth parents!” Luna said feigning a neighborly personality.

Mrs.Storm froze,” Oh I-i see t-that's wonderful may I ask who they are.”

“Myself and my husband Draco King.” Luna said no longer pretending to be nice,” and I have a bone to pick with you!”

“Oh um and um what w-would that be?” My ex-mother asked.

“Oh I don't know perhaps it would be..THE FACT THAT YOU LEFT MY BABY BOY ALONE IN A HUGE F@#$_&_-$&# CITY YOU STUPID B@$&$ YOU LITTLE $@#$ YOU AND YOUR @$$@$#@ HUSBAND AND GO F@#$ A @$@$$ YOU B@$@$#.” Luna screamed.

“Your call has been ended by the Callie.” My phone informed mother.

Luna face when red in rage as she screamed her blue hair turning gold and a golden aura surrounding her. She looked over to me and Aunt Celestia to see we are jaea had fit the floor and me were looking at her like she was some kinda alien.

“Sister…” Celestia said pulling something out of her purse.

“What!” Luna asked her in rage.

“Eat a Snickers.” Celestia said handing her a candy bar.

“Why?” She glared.

“You turn into a super sayin when you're hungry.” Celestia replied.

“Better?” She asked.

“Better.” My mother grunted as her hair turned back to blue.

She then turned to me in horror realizing I had seen everything.

“Um okay what was the whole gold hair thing about.” I asked.

Mother was about say something when Stardust walked in with groceries.

She didn't look up from her groceries as she put in table,”Hey big brother I hope don't mind but we were running low on food and stuff so I went to the….” She said as she turned around freezing when she saw Luna and celestia,”store,okay why the hell are they here.”

“Luna’s are mother ,Celestia's our aunt.” I said.

“Okay how 'bout this you explain why you have sister I didn't give birth too and I'll explain the gold hair.” Mother said crossing her arms and looking at me.

I sighed and revealed my ultimatrix before saying,” This thing is called a ultimatrix it allows me to become one of 16 aliens and usually that's it but awhile back it got zapped with some magic causing me to switch genders and eventually my girl form became a separate being ie my sister Stardust Shine.” I said.

Luna gave stardust a crazed look before grabbing her and nearly hugging her to death.

“Ai,yi,yi,ai let go luna-chan” Stardust said squirming in luna’s grasp.

“No not until you call me mother instead of luna-chan.”

“Mama please let go.” Stardust said in the cutest voice she could muster.

“Well since you said like that.” Luna cooed letting go and pinching stardust’s cheek.

“Okay now answer my question.” I said impatiently.

Luna sighed and turned to me.” Alright, alright you see your father and my grandfather are from an alien race called sayin and which makes you ¾ saying and ¼ human, one of our races features is the ability to go super sayin which turns our hair gold and makes us more powerful.”

“Makes sense.” Me and stardust say union.

“Wait what!” Aunt Celestia said in bewilderment.

Me and stardust simply pointed to our matrixes with a deadpan.

“Oh right alien wristwatch... thing stuff like this must be the norm for...wait a minute.” Celestia said facepalming.

Celestia looked at with a classic angry principle look.

“You're the one my students are always talking about the mysterious 'ben 10’.” She said with an unamused look.

“Yep that's me.” I chuckled nervously.

“Why would you do something do reckless!” Mom screeched.

“Hard to be reckless when you lost the ability to die.” I chuckle coldly a grimace.

“What do you mean?” Mom asked in shock.

“The Ultimatrix comes failsafe that prevents the user from dieing it's part of its safety protocols.” Stardust explained.

“Oh so you can't hurt.” Mom sighed in relief.

“Well if Cosmic's fight with bog is anything to say about that it's no,I mean got the snot out of those cuts were the deepest I've ever…” Stardust began to ramble but stopped way too late to my horror.

“WHAT!!!! When did that happen!?” Mom asked in dismay.

“A few days ago.” Stardust whimpered.

“A few DAYS,take your shirt, Photon,let mama see.” Luna said rushing over to me.

I begrudgingly I took my shirts revealing by blood stained bandages.

“We can't go to hospital for several reasons so I treated his wounds himself.” Stardust said with pride.

“Well fortunately for the both of you I know first aid where are your medical supplies?” Aunt Celestia asked.

“In the bathroom under the sink.” Stardust said.

While Mom babied me Aunt Celestia grabbed the medical supplies and came back to the living room.

“Alright let's get those bandages off.” Aunt Celestia said with gusto.

She gasped in surprise when she to them off,not because of the nearly healed wounds but because off the six long scars making an X that decorated my back,as well as the infinity symbol branded into my left shoulder blade.

“Where did these scars come from!?” Aunt Celestia asked in dismay tears welling up in her eyes.

“I don't know.” I said which was entirely a lie as I had a few guesses as to where they came from but no solid proof.

“ Perhaps it was your kidnappers who did this.” Aunt Celestia.

“They will burn when I find them.” Mother said with cold look on her face.

“Well that should do it!” Aunt Celestia said.

“Let's head home shall we?” Mom said.

“I am home.” I deadpanned.

Mom laughed emptily,” Yea cause I'm letting you live anywhere but with me,uh uh I missed out on 15 years of your life and I'm sure as hell ain't anymore.”

“Okay fine let's go I guess.” I sighed in defeat.

Somewhere above equis
“My Lord we have arrived at the designated planet.” A strange warrior in gold armor said bowing to a figure in white and green armor,with helmet with a red visor.

“Good I can't believe Kamen rider Decade thought he could escape me on such a backwater planet,but no matter soon his power will be mine and then I will present it to my empress,Lady Rita.”The warrior said.” Now make preparations for our conquering of this work.”

“Yes Lord Drackon.” The gold armored warrior said kneeling.

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