It's hero time! But first ... KEEP THAT PINK GIRL AWAY FROM ME!!

by dracoking of memes

A battle for the Decade

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Battle of the bands part 1

I looked around the house’s front door area. It was quite large with a HUGE staircase spirling up to the to upper floors in center of the entrance room with hallways on either side of the staircase.

“Well this is it!,your new home!” Luna/ Mom declared happily.

“Your Father bought this when he married Luna and if I may add it was very kind of him to allow me to live here as well.” Aunt Celestia sighed.

“But of course we haven't heard from since he went train with his friend Goku that was 5 years ago.” Mom said.

“He said he would come back once he had achieved something.” Aunt celestia Said.

“Achieve what?” Stardust asked.

“Oh I believe he said it was called super saiyan blue or something.” Mom said.

“Sounds cool I guess kind of a lame name though.” I said shrugging as I made my way up the staircase.

“Your room is on the fourth floor and is the third door on the left.” Mom called.

“Got it.” I said as I made my way to my room.

I opened the door to my room and stepped inside.The room was quite spacious with a king sized bed and two doors that I assume led to my closet and bathroom. I looked around the room. It had a midnight blue wallpaper and the furniture was black. Speaking of which other then the bed I had a entertainment center with a flat screen on it. Other than that I had nightstand next to the bed with an alarm clock on it.

“D-do you like it your father put it together said something about plot convenience.” Mom said walking into looking both giddy and nervous.

“Um yeah it's pretty cool.” I said shuffling a bit.

~insert awkward silence music~

“Um well I guess we should get to bed.” Mom said smiling nervously.

“Um yeah um good night.” I said scratching the back of my head nervously.

“Night .” Mom said leaving the room and closing the door behind her.

I flopped down on the bed and looked up at the ceiling trying to process all the crazy things that had happened today. It was almost as if I was trapped in a fanfiction written by an insane author. ...Nah that's crazy talk. I eventually fell asleep.

In the dream realm

I found myself in my old room sitting on my bed when there was a knock at the door.

“Come in.” I said to whoever was knocking.

The door opened and in waltzed my girlfriend stardust. I felt pain in heart as I saw her smile warmly at me before she struck a pose.

“Notice anything different!?” She asked smugly.

I looked at her for a second before realizing she had dyed her hair.

“Oh you changed your hair color.” I said with twinge of surprise it wasn't like she dyed her hair a different color every month,no not at all (sarcasm).

“Do you like it?,I decided to go for dark purple with a magenta highlight this time.” She said proudly before snuggling up to me.

I wrapped my arm around and looked at her lovingly and said, “Baby you know I'd love even if you were bald.”

“Awww danks babe.” She said before kissing me.

“Hey babe?” She asked when we parted.

“Hmmm?” I asked.

“Could you close your eyes for a second?” She asked.

“Um sure.” I said closing my eyes.

I heard her shuffling around as she took something out of her bag.

“Okay open them!” She said.

I opened my eyes to see her outstretching a leather jacket with a crescent moon on the back.

“I-I made it myself it took forever and a lot of failed attempts but I think I got it right this time so I guess what I'm trying to say is i-i love you and happy birthday!” She said blushing as I took the jacket and put it on.

It fit like a glove.

“Gee star thanks,thanks a bunch this was really thoughtful of you!” I said smiling warmly as I kissed her.

“Awww how sweeeet how cuuuuute how...how revolting!!!!” A familiar voice said.

I whipped around and faced Ghostfreak.

“Ghostfreak!!??Huh, I haven't seen your ugly mug in a while what have you been up too?” I asked glaring at him intensely.

“Oh not much Cosmic Benjamin Storm just found a little way out of this accursed device noe I just need one little mis transformation and I'm freee!” He said in his raspy voice.

“Well then I'll just have to kick your ass when you get out.” I snapped.

Oh I'm absolutely terrified,oh yeah I almost forgot to ask, how is your dear sister doing? Is she healthy? , I hope nothing Bad happens to her I bet you couldn't stand to lose yet another loved especially a *snicker* Blood relation! Get it! Because I drowned stardust in her own blood!” Ghostfreak said before laughing insanely.

“Ya know what Ghostfreak your name suits you but you know what else suits you.” I said glaring at him.

What?” He asked.

“Humungousaur’s bitch, because that's what your gonna be if you so much as look at Stardust.” I said smugly.

Ghostfreak looked at me for a second before laughing and saying,” Ha yeah right I'm your most powerful transformation your can ne-,”

“Alien X” I deadpan cutting him off.

“La,la,la I'm not listening, time to wake bye bye.” Ghostfreak said before everything faded to black.

I sighed and looked at the time,7:00.
That gives me an hour to get ready for school.

I head open one if the doors that i know isn't. The holloway and by sheer luck it was the bathroom. It was small with only a small sink and a shower.

I took a quick but relaxing shower before getting dressed in some clothes that I'm sure Stardust put in the bathroom while I was asleep. That girl got my better traits I swear. Hmm I wonder if I'm technically her dad. Better not think of it like that it'll get weird,well more weird than my life already is. Man seriously this would make a hell of a confusing fanfic.

Pushing those thoughts aside I head out into the hallway ,nearly ramming into my Aunt Celestia,who was in a nightgown with a sun emblazoned on it.

“Whoa that would have been close! I came to wake you up,but I pleased to see you take after me in regards to being an early riser!” She said smiling at me with a hint of pride.

“Um yea that must be it no other possibility whatsoever.” I chuckled nervously.

Aunt Celestia’s smile melted instantly into a worried look,” Are you okay?”

“Um yea 100% Im fine no crazy nightmares here I'm perfectly fine.” I said laughing nervously once more.

“Funny I didn't say anything about nightmares.” Aunt Celestia said smiling slyly.” Spill it.”

“I wouldn't want to give you nightmares” I said turning deathly serious.

My Aunt was taken aback by my response,” Whatever do you mean dear nephew!?”

“Dear nephew?” I snorted.

“Your my nephew and your dear to me so that makes my dear nephew.” She said matter of factly,” Now back on topic what do you mean it'll give me,a grown woman, nightmares.”

“Trust me the less you know the better.” I said pushing passed her and heading to where I assume the dining room was.

“Photon!!! Wait!!!” She cried running after me.

“Will you please leave me alone you crazy woman!!!” I said running away from her.

Turns out I had no idea where the dining room was so I ended up being chased by my crazy ass Aunt throughout the house.

“For an old lady you run pretty fast” I quipped as I looked behind me to see she was gaining.,” O shit!!!!”

“Language!!! and slow down before you hurt yourself! ,and so I can help you!!!!” Aunt Celestia said starting to pant.

“Who’s making all the-Cosmic?,WAIT STOP!!!” Stardust said as she exited her room only for me to run straight into her making us both crash to the ground.

“Ow,WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU BIG OAF!!!!” Stardust said as she slapped me upside my head.

“Sorry star-ahhh!” I began before Aunt Tia grabbed me.

“Ha ha! Gotcha ya!” She said in triumph,” Now spill!”

“Spill what?” Stardust confusion.

“I let it slip about my nightmares.” I said apologetically.

“You idiot!!” Star said as she grabbed a frying pan from her backpack.

“Wait!!! What are you doing-OW!!” I said as she smashed the pan into my face.

“There was no need for that-OW!” Aunt Celestia began before meeting Star’s frying pan.

“And you!!! Making so much noise chasing Stormy around the house when he obviously didn't want to talk about his nightmares and in your nightgown no less!” Star yelled at Aunt Tia.

“Wow you really take after your mother,but don't even think about hitt-BAM” Aunt Celestia said trying to regain control over the situation only to be hit again.

“Young lady!! You do not go around smacking people with frying pans,now give it here.” Aunt Celestia her anger starting to rise.

“NO!” Star pouted.

“Stardust give it here!” Celestia sternly.

“NOOOO!” Star whined again.

“Stardust baby give mommy the frying pan.” Mom said appearing seemingly out of nowhere.

“Fine.” She pouted.

Mom took the pan and examined it a bit.

“Thank goodness now that that's over done with we can-SMACK!” Aunt Celestia began before Mom smashed her frying into her face.

“THAT'S FOR WAKING ME UP!!!!” Mom said before hitting me with it too.

“Ow!!!why me?” I whined.

“Because you were being just as loud!” Mom said angrily before hugging Star and cooing,” unlike my perfect baby girl.”

Star hugged Mother back and stuck her tongue out at me while she grinned evilly.

“Sister why are you chasing Photon in your nightgown surely you are not THAT desperate for how do I put it ,the D?” Mom asked Aunt Celestia with a grin.

Aunt Tia blushed furiously, “I assure you I had no intention of having intercourse with my nephew! I was just trying to get him to tell me about his nightmare that woke him up early.”

Mom gave me a worried look.

“It's nothing they happen all the time.” I said shrugging.

“Really? When did they start.

I went rigid as an image of Stardust’s corpse flashed into my mind. “ It was a long time ago.” I said trying to keep my body from shaking.

“Are you okay your shaking.” Mom said putting a hand on my shoulder.

“Fine I'm fine just fine perfectly fine.” I said struggling against the violent shakes.

Mom pulled me into a hug,” shhhhh it's okay,I'm here it's okay.” She said gently.

“D-do you want talk about.” Aunt Celestia said.

“No.” I said in a monotone as I broke the embrace and walked in the direction of my room.

What I didn't know at the time was Stardust had broken down into a uncontrolled sob and Mom and Aunt Celestia tried to come her down.

I returned to my room grabbed my backpack and went over to grab my jacket. I stopped,I picked it up and looked it over. It wasn't in the best of shape thanks to certain events. It’s crescent moon was torn and the leather had rips in places. I thought for a moment on where I could find someone to patch it up. I remembered Rarity she might help. She seemed to have a knack for this kind of thing. It was worth a shot.

So I decided to skip breakfast like I always did ever since coming to this city.
I put my jacket on and headed toward the front door and walked out it.

Of course I found myself in a unfamiliar part of town. Easy fix one transformation later I was XLR8ing through town,see what I did there?, Finding the school wasn't as hard as the first time thankfully.

I arrived before the bell had sounded and reverted back to base form.I was then heading to the front steps when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turn around to see Sunset giving me a nervous smile.

“Hey Cosmic it's been awhile.” She said.

“It's been like two days.” I deadpanned.

She mumbled something under her breath that kinda sounded like “far too long in my opinion” but that couldn't be right…. right?

“What was that? I couldn't hear you.” I said.

“Um I said gee what nice weather we're having in my opinion!” She said quickly.

“Um yea although most people say a grey sky is boring I like it even though it's kinda cold.” I said,” oh speaking of which could you ask Rarity to fix up this jacket of mine?”

“Oh um sure. Im certain she'd be happy to.” Sunset said smiling.

“Thanks.” I said handing to her.

“Um you wouldn't mind if I um put it on because mine isn't very warm.” She said smiling surprisingly big.

“Um okay sure.” I said unsure how my jacket was warmer.

Her eyes lit up and she looked she was gonna squeal but she didn't,instead she threw the jacket on and hugged it around her.

'hmm must really like my jacket’ I thought.

“Well I better get going k ok bye!” She said as she skipped away.

“That girl REALLY likes jackets.” I said.

“Your an idiot.” A familiar voice said from behind me.

“Hey Star,” I said without turning around,” Why do say that.”

“It's not my place to tell if your too oblivious to figure it out.” She said walking past me shaking her head.

I noticed her tear stained face,”Hey are you okay?”

“Oh so your not a total loser!!!” She snapped.

I recoiled at this unsure of how to take that.

She sighed and said,” I told them everything about Ghostfreak about the school about the real Stardust.”

“I see.” I said simply.

“Cosmic am ….am I….?” She began to ask.

“Are you what?” I asked.

“Am I a fake?” She asked tearing up.

I hugged her tightly, “nah little sis you ain't a fake you are your own girl because after all….”

She looked up at me expecting me to say something inspirational or touching,she was talking to the wrong man.

“You….are extremely gay.” I said with a troll face.

She gave a ‘really’ look before laughing.

I began to laugh too,for the first time in a long time I laughed my head off and it felt great.

“Oh man you're a jerk Stormy you are frigen jerk.” Star said giggling.

“S-sorry I couldn't resist.” I said still laughing a bit. “But in all seriousness your more than just copy and paste of my bae your my little sister and a big part of me.”

“I'm just surprised you had this much femininity,I mean look at me I'm girly as fuck.” She said grinning at me.

“Oh really that's how we’re playing this? Okay then fine you asked for it!” I said grinning back at her.

“Oh and what are you gonna do?” She said with all the sass she could muster.

“You've been a naughty girl so I guess gonna hafta tickle you.” I sighed before flashing her mischievous smile.

Star looked at me in faked horror before hugging her stomach, running away from me, and squealing,” NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE TICKLED!!!”

I chuckled a bit as I jogged after her.

When got inside we had to drop the game early because ,obviously, running in the halls is against the rules. So we went our separate ways on our way to class. It was turning out to be pretty boring until Aunt Celestia spoke over the Intercom.

“Attention all students we are going to be hosting a musical presentation later in the week will all students interested in making posters for the event please head to the gymnasium thank you!!!” She said.

I stayed seated I had no interest in making posters in a crowded gym. So instead while everyone was heading to the gym I fiddled with the Ultimatrix.

“Come on there's gotta be a way to activate that fusion mechanism.” I mumbled under my breath.

“Um excuse me?” I heard quite voice say.

I look up to see a pink haired girl looking at me shyly. I couldn't shake the feeling that I knew her from somewhere.

“It's Cosmic right ,your name I mean.” She said fidgeting nervously.

“Um yea can I help you miss…?” I asked.

“Oh um Fluttershy my name is um Fluttershy,and I was just wondering if you didn't hear the Intercom.” Fluttershy said her nervousness increasing.

“Oh yeah I heard it I'm just not interested making a bunch posters no offense to you if you are interested in it.” I said.

“Oh um okay I'm sorry if I bothered you.” She said before walking giving me saddened look as if she felt bad for me.

I shrugged it off and continued my fiddling. Eventually the rim around the matrix split into two rims and which extended left or right. A hologram appeared on both rims.

“Nice it worked.” I said in triumph.

I cycled the rim on the left to XLR8 and the on on the right to Four arms. I hit the matrix down and in flash of green. I was a four armed, muscular, and red XLR8.

“Cool gonna have to test this one out later.” I said reverting back to normal.

I decided to take nap as I had an hour before my next class.

An hour later

Thankfully I woke up in time for my next class and I proceeded to be bored out of my mind. Everything was pretty much the same until I had to take great pains to avoid the girls going in and out of the cafeteria, RD almost spotted me on several times as she scanned the crowd for me. But I made it out and past three girls who… felt kinda off to me.

Anywho I figured my old spot wasn't safe anymore so I found a way onto the roof ie. Big Chill. I then ate my lunch in sweet sweet solitude. The rest was pretty boring I laid on my back until the bell rang pretty much.

After that I headed to my last class. Unfortunately it was the one that I shared with sunset. So I knew she was gonna try and talk with me afterwards. When the class ended I tried to get around her but she stopped me in my tracks.

“Hey Cosmic wait!!!” Sunset said grabbing my shoulder.

“We didn't see you at lunch so the girls got worried,are you alright?” Sunset asked.

“Yea I'm fine I just make point to eat alone.” I said.

Sunset sighed,”That's what your sister said,ya know you don't have to be alone anymore you have friends!”

“No I have a friend well two if we count Drake.” I said.

“What do you mean you only have two friends you have Applejack,Pinkie-” Sunset began.

“No those are your friends,you may be me my friend but that doesn't mean I'm friends with your other friends.” I said walking away.

“WAIT,we also need your help.” She said.

I stopped and turned around,” This better be important.” I said.

“We think the three new girls are up to something.” Sunset said.

“New girls?” I said blinking.

“Ya know the Dazzlings.” She said like it should be common knowledge.

“I have no idea who talking I barely pay attention to the other students so I wouldn't exactly notice if someone was new or not.” I deadpanned.

“Oh okay well you see they started singing in the cafeteria and when they did everyone all of a sudden started fighting and now the principles have made the Battle of the Bands.” She said.

“Okay how can I help you?your magic shit ain't my forte.” I asked.

“We were wondering do you play an instrument?” Sunset asked.

“Not really…” I said.

“What you mean not really?” She asked.

“I used to DJ back in my old school but those days are long behind me.” I said glumly the memories of my old school bubbling to the surface.

“Well I say it's time to dust of your old DJ skills and get back in there.” She said with enthusiasm.

“Um no,I punch things I don't play things...anymore.” I said.

“Oh come on please just this once for the competition we’re even gonna get twilight in on it,and we need all the help we can get and we need music to stop them I think,I mean I'm pretty sure that's how it works.” She pleaded.

“Erg fine but this is the last time.” I said turning to walk away.

“Um we’re kinda practicing right now maybe you should ya know.” She said.

I sighed,” Fine let's go.”

Sunset smiled big and said”yes!” While leaping into the air.

We arrived at the band room as they were just finishing setting things up.

“Cosmic? Well all be looks like you owe me something Star.” Applejack said winking at Stardust.

“Hmph fine.” Star said pretending to be mad before kissing AJ on the lips.

“Alright if you guys are done let's get this over with I got shit to do.” I said rolling my eyes.

“Well someone doesn't sound happy.” Pinkie remarked.

“This is something I thought I could leave behind but now it seems I have yet another problem to deal with it.” I sighed.

“What problems?” Fluttershy asked.

“The ones that you don't need to worry about.” I snapped.

Everyone was taken aback by anger. Everyone except Star.

“Don't mind him today has been… rough and our old school isn't exactly full of fond memories .” Star explained.

“So the ‘having to play again’ thing has him up tight? got it!” Rainbow said,” I know just the thing let's play ‘awesome as I wanna be’!” She declared.

Everyone except Cosmic and Sunset groaned.

“hey(x4 ) Awesome as I wanna be…” They began.

“Okay let me stop you right there.” I said.

“Huh what's wrong?” Rainbow asked.

“That song….is trash.” I said.

“Excuse me!?” Rainbow asked.

“Your excused.” I smirked.

“No I mean how is it trash?” Rainbow asked getting more pissed by the second.

“It's all about you and how 'great’ you are I can tell by the first verse.” I said using air quotes.

“But I am great and awesome!” Rainbow said.

“No your a self absorbed egomaniac.” I glared.

“Well excuuuuse me. I didn't know you were such an expert on songs and the difference between boasting and facts.” Rainbow said sarcastically.

“Wow you're even worse than I thought.” I commented.

This really ticked Rainbow off,” Well if you don't like it why don't you leave!”

“Rainbow Dash!” Applejack exclaimed, “That's not how you speak to a friend.”

“Friend? I would never be friends with such a self absorbed jerk,and you know what? I think I will leave It's obvious to me that Rainbow and I will never be able to work together.” I said as I turned to leave.

“Wait Cosmic!” Sunset said.

I didn't stop instead I continued out of the room and down the hall.

3rd pov in the band room.

Sunset turned and glared at rainbow,” Good going Rainbow now I bet Cosmic won't even talk to us anymore!”

“Hey it's not my fault he was stepping out of line and trying to lead my band!” Rainbow said.

“You mean our band a band that Cosmic just to entered into,and in which he said what none of us had the heart to say your 'awesome as I wanna be’ is not the song we are looking for.” Rarity said glaring at RD.

“Yep and now Big Bro is gonna be piiiised for a long old time.” Star said glumly,”and if Stormy’s pissed 5 bits says momma's gonna be pissed.”

“Oh I forgot to ask who are your parents?” Rarity asked.

“Oh Luna and Draco King.” Star said looking at Rainbow with a smug look.

Dash’s face went pale,” Y-you don't mean Vice Principal Luna d-do you?”

“Gosh dangit Rainbow you've doomed us all!!!” Applejack cried.

Just then Vice Principal Luna walked in and looked around not looking pleased whatsoever,” Which one of you upset my Son?”

to be continued on part one


Author's Note

I have know idea what to name the XLR8 and four arms fusion so I leave it up to you guys

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