It's hero time! But first ... KEEP THAT PINK GIRL AWAY FROM ME!!

by dracoking of memes

Battle of the bands part 2

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A battle for the Decade

“hmmm it appears I will have to repeat myself…. Who. Upset. My. Baby boy?” Luna said with the ultimate poker face.

Everyone pointed at rainbow.

“What the fuck guys!!!” Rainbow said in shock looking at everyone.

Luna smiled and said, “Ah Ms. Dash pray tell what did you say and/or do to upset him?”

“Well I kinda got mad at him and yelled
at him.” Rainbow said nervously shuffling a bit as the room suddenly became colder.

“ Oh but I'm sure you had an excellent reason for doing so!” Luna said her temper rising by the second.

“Well you see he said he didn't like my song.” Rainbow said.

Silence hanged over the room for a minute.

“That’s it.” Luna asked in confusion.

“Um well yea.” Rainbow said.

“That's it!” Luna said raising her voice in anger.

Rainbow shrunk back a bit in fright as the others ran for cover.

“Are you gotta be FUCKING kidding me that is the ONLY reason you started yelling at my son for!!!!” Luna shouted in rage.

“Um well yea but he was being a dick he said my song was narcissistic,he's just jealous because I'm so much better than him and that he just a stupid loner with no life, while I'm super popular.” Rainbow rambled,but while she was doing so Applejack tried use the 'cut it out’ motion to stop her to no avail.

Luna looked at her coldly, “ You know what Ms. Dash?,” She said “I just found the perfect punishment for you,since you want to trash talk other students you can help clean the trash among... other things.” She finished grinning wickedly at her last two word.

“Wait WHAT!!!” Dash cried.

“Starting next week you are to report to Mr. Discord after school to assist him with his duties for the rest of the school year.” Luna said as she exited the room.

“No not him,Anyone but him!” Dash cried in agony.

“Coulda been worse.” Stardust commented.

“How?” Dash asked as she fell to her knees in anguish.

“She coulda given ya detention for the rest of your time at CHS.” Stardust said as she too left the room.

“Um perhaps we should go to the portal to wait for twilight.” Rarity suggested.

“Oh yeah forgot about that.” Dash said jumping up and running out of the room.

“Well come on girls let's go!” Applejack said running after Rainbow with other girls in tow.

Cosmic's pov.

School got out early so I decided to take a walk around the neighborhood and maybe head back to my old apartment after all I did need to study that map me and Drake got.

I arrived at my old place with no distractions or problems. I went over to the door and opened it.

“Huh weird coulda sworn I locked it before I left.” I said under my breath.

I went inside to find the place trashed. The bed was ripped to shreds the TV was smashed and there was some sort of black goo all over the place. I looked around and some more goo and found nothing else to really to narrow down what did this.

“Genetic sample of species designation Xenomorph XX121 detected user caution is advised by Ultimatrix host preservation protocols.” My ultimatrix beeped.

“Okay it's never done that before.” I said looking at my ultimatrix in confusion. “Hmm whatever or whoever did this is probably looking for me meaning I need to stay on my toes.”

“No need.” A voice said from behind me.

I turn quickly to see...bog.

“Oh hello 'my name might as well be a gag’.” I say laughing at him.

“Oh haha that was so funny I forgot to laugh.” Bog said glaring at me.

“But you just did.” I deadpan.

“SILENCE WORM!!!” He shouted in frustration.

“I know you are but what am I ?” I snicker.

“Really?” He deadpans. “ Really!? That's the all you got childish sarcasm and jesting.”

“Better than trashing a guys pad just to get pounded again.” I said with smirk folding my arms.

“Ha that's what you think! For now I and my companion will destroy you!” Bog declared.

“Um what companion?” I asked.

“Do you not remember our previous battle at the lake?” He asked me in confusion.

“Um we only fought once.” I said.

“That doesn't make sense unless...there is more than one wielder.” He said his smiling wickedly.

“Oh man I do not like that look one bit.” I said backing up.

“It appears my companion was not wrong in leaving me so suddenly,she must have caught the scent of a the other wielder.” He said smirking.

“That doesn't make sense sunsets never been here.” I said in bewilderment.

“So that is their name 'sunset’ hmm a beautiful name perhaps that of a female.” He pondered. “ Oh well I guess I'll just move to easier prey ta ta.” He said before throwing a smoke bomb from his utility belt.

“Wait *cough* cough* come back.” I cried trying to grab him through the smoke but ending up falling face first onto the floor. I got up quickly and ran outside. To find...an empty street.

“Damn where did he go!?” I asked to no one in particular. I looked up and down the block but I couldn't find a trace of him anywhere,so I eventually gave up and went back to my new 'home’.

The next day I woke up early out of habit,I didn't have a nightmare last night probably because ghostfreak was busy with whatever he's busy with. Aunt Celestia came to get me up again but this time she didn't bring up my nightmares. I thought they had decided to drop the whole thing but I was wrong.

When I sat down at the breakfast table Mom nodded to Aunt Celestia.

“So Photon.” Aunt Celestia began.

“My name is cosmic.” I said plainly I was not in the mood to be lectured.

My Aunt winced a bit before continuing. “ Photon I think it's time we talked about your ,um troubled past.”

I got up and said, “ I disagree.” I turn to leave but my mom hugged me suddenly from behind.

“It's okay baby you can talk to us, about this we just to help you.” Mom said.

I squirm out of her grasp and say, “ Look I get you and I had a lot of time taken from us,and I'm glad that you found me but I'm not a baby anymore and you can't keep treating me like one,,,and another thing my past doesn't concern anyone but me.” and with that I turn and left before anyone can stop me.

3rd person pov with Luna and co.

Luna just watched Cosmic leave in shock. Celestia put a hand on her shoulder.

“He’s right you know you've been babying him since we found out who he really is.” Celestia.

“I know I know...it's just I just...wanted my baby back.” Luna said on verge of tears.

“Hey you can baby me!” Stardust said giving Luna a hug.

Luna gave her a look of shock before returning her hug.

“Thank you Stardust,that means so much to me, but I don't think I'll be babing anyone any longer.” Luna said kissing Star on the forehead before standing up and straightening her shirt.

*Meanwhile with cosmic*
I headed down the street I usually take to school and to my relief no one else was taking this street so I could enjoy the solitude. In fact it was a little too quiet I thought as I looked around.

“Cosmic!” A voice said from behind me.

I turn to see a complete stranger who somehow knows my name.

“Who are you and how do you know my name.” I ask the strange man.

“Tsukasa Kadoya, but you may call me Tsukasa,and as for why I'm here.” He smirked before finishing. “ I need a little back up and your just the man for the job.”

“Me why me?” I asked.

“You and I have a lot in common we both don't know much about our past and we prefer to work alone,that and you have a very useful gadget if I'm not mistaken.” He said his eyes drifting to the where the ultimatrix was hidden underneath my sleeve.

“Okay what exactly do you need back up for?” I asked, “ and why the should I help you?” I asked crossing my arms.

“Well you I'm being chased by a particularly annoying warrior who has giant ass robot dragon which he used to already defeat me in the past. I would have got him if weren't for that damn dragon so what I'm saying is you promise to get rid of the dragon and….I’ll let you out of this pocket dimension I trapped you in.” He said smirking at the last part.

I blinked a few times before processing what he just said and laughing a bit while looking down at the ground before looking back at him

,l“ You're an interesting guy ya know that? Fine I'll tag along might be interesting.” I said laughing once more.

His smirk never faded as he outstretched his hand and created a portal in the air which he walked through. I quickly followed and prepared for whatever was going to happen next.

Interestingly the portal opened up in a open plain that seemed to be empty except for us and a couple weird looking guys.

“Ah so that's where you've been hiding Decade,Goldar deal with the brat while I crush the little rider so we can go back to our universe.” The man in white and green armor said slowly walking toward us.

“With pleasure Lord Drakkon,I am eager to serve you Lord Drakkon.” Goldar said bowing deeply before charging me.

“Okay let's dance gold boy.” I said activating the ultimatrix.

“Four Arms!” I said as the transformation finished and I met Goldar's charge.

I grabbed two of his arms with two of mine and I began to pummel him with my remaining two arms. Goldar grunted in pain at every blow and eventually managed to break free. He then quickly slashed at me with sword faster than I could react. He began to push me back as I struggled to block and evade blows.

Meanwhile Tsukasa was staring down his opponent. “ Alright let's end this once and for all.”

“I couldn't agree more.” Drakkon said.

“Henshin!!!” Tsukasa said swiping a card into his buckler.

“Kamen Rider:Decade!!!” A voice said from seemingly nowhere but could be heard everywhere.

In a flash Tsukasa was clad in a strange purple and black armor with weird looking helmet.

I looked over to Tsukasa after knocking Goldar to the ground.

“Okay what the hell are you?” I asked trying to make sense of the situation.

“Just a Kamen Rider passing through remember that.” He said before charging Drakkon. They exchange blows furiously but Decade was losing ground fast.

“Shit I gotta get over there and fast!” I said to myself.

“But first you must deal with me ranger!” Goldar said getting to his feet.

“Ranger?” I asked giving him a look.

“Force of habit!” He said angrily before charging me,but this time I was ready I sidestepped his fist attack and barraged his back side with all four of my arms. The blows sent flying causing him to a boulder and get knocked the fuck out.

I turn around to see that Decade had taken out another card and had just used it.

“Form ride! Kuuga Titan!!!” The shouted again.

This time Decades armor was mostly silver and black with purple outlining. But the big difference in this form is Decade now had a long ass sword.

Decade charged the evil power ranger again slashing at him with the blade. Drakkon met the blade with his dagger and tried to force Decade back only to be pushed back himself. Decade barraged him with blow after blow,causing Drakkon to lose more and more ground. All the while I was locked in combat with golden boy.

“Ah fuck it!” I said pressing my ultimatrix badge.

Four metal prongs shot out and the circle spread across my body once more. I grew two arms and my skin darkened to a magenta.

“Ultimate Four Arms!!!” I shouted.

I then brought my six arm together and channeled a orb of red energy between them.

“Star Buster!!!” I should as pushed my arms forward causing the ball of energy to erupt into a spiraling beam. The beam hit Goldar square in the chest sending him flying. He struggled to stir but quickly conked out. I turn to the fight between Drakkon and Decade. To that Drakkon had jumped up a hill and had taken out a dagger which he began to play like a flute.

**Cue March of the dragon theme**

The ground began to shake as a huge black armored bipedal Mecha Dragon rose from a nearby. It began to quickly jog to our location.

“Cosmic! Take care of the Black Dragon Zord!!!” Decade commanded before he jumped up to Drakkon.

“Right!” I said as touched the emblem again. I was surrounded in a green light as I grew and grew until I was eye level with the robot dragon. My skin turned white. My became solid blue. I grew a giant horn on my head and I seemed to be wearing a tight fit space kind of.

“Way Big!!! Wait no that's stupid I need a better name for this form” I said in a deep voice,” Oh well maybe later.”

I right hooked the robot in the face causing it to staggered backwards. It growled and shot a Laser beam from it's hand. I crossed my arms and blocked it easy before charging the robot dragon. He gut punched and then head butted me causing me to stagger back a bit almost falling over. I quickly caught myself and charged him again. This time I dodged his first attack and by ducking his punch and gut punching him. I then quickly grabbed his head and kneed him in the stomach.It roared in pain bit down on my right arm. I yelled in pain and started smacking him over the head with my fist to get him to let go. Blood seeped from the bite as it finally let go. I held my arm, the pain almost unbearable. But I worked through it and channeled my energy through my horn. I fired a huge beam of energy at the robotic reptile, to which it responded by firing one of its own. Our beams clashed mid air. They pushed at each other for almost a minute neither one seemingly gaining an advantage against the other. Until eventually my ultimatrix began to timeout distracting me for a split second and in that moment the robots black beam overcame my own sending me flying. I reverted back to base form and I tried to stand with some difficulties.

“This is it little man.” The robot said speaking for the first time, “ You will die here and there is nothing you can do about it, and once I kill you My master and I are going to enslave this world or…. maybe we will just raze it one way or the other it doesn't really matter.” The Dragon shrugged.
“Are you saying you'd just kill everyone on this planet on a fucking whim?” I asked my face downcast.

“Yea pretty much your world is full of meaningless worms anyway.” The Dragon replied coldly.

“I won't let you…” I said as I felt my rage rise.
“You don't have a choice. Fate can not be driven by the weak and because you are weak you will forever be a pawn to fate. You relile on that precious device to draw power from ,it is a mere tool and without it you are NOTHING, you are and always will be a worm.” The Zord said looking at me with disgust as he raised his arm and charged a sphere of energy to finish me off.

“Your wrong….I'm… I'm... not weak…” I said as my anger rose as I felt something stir from deep inside me. “ I...I... won't let you destroy my home.” I said as my hair flashed and spiked for a for a second. “I...I...I will beat you.” My hair changed again and again as a intense aura surrounded me. “I will CRUSH YOU.” I shouted as my hair became a lime green and my muscles expanded to impossible sizes.

“I WILL KILL YOU PUNY DRAGON!!!” I roared at the zord as I flew into the air and gut punched him shattering the armor around my fist’s impact. I punched him over and over at blinding speeds as we flew towards a large hill. When we hit the hill,I brought my hands together and charged a green sphere of energy in between my hands.

“Maximum Star Buster!!!” I shouted in a deep voice firing the beam into his face at point blank blow his torso to smithereens. The zord fell silent at last.
I began to feel my energy seep away as my muscles reverted back to their normal size and my hair returned to it's normal stormy grey. I collapsed to the ground in exhaustion. My body ached from issuing so much energy and my arm was still bleeding a bit. Somehow my transformation had healed most of the wound. It still hurt though.

“You okay?” Some above me said.

I roll onto my back to see Decade looking down at me now in base form.

“Yea I'm fine how'd your fight go?” I asked.

“After you took your steroids and killed the Dragon,Drakkon teleported back to his ship like a bitch.” Decade said a smirk.

“Well I guess we won then?” I asked.

“Yea,thanks and hope to see you around Cosmic.” Decade said as he made a portal.

“Wait before you go how did you know about me.” I asked.

“Oh this guy named Professor Paradox told me everything and he also gave me the ability to control my dimension traveling abilities, although I can't do it in battle for some reason.” He replied.

“PLOT CONVENIENCE!!!” A deep voice disembodied voice said.

“What the fuck was that!?” I asked in bewilderment.

“Probably the author.” Decade said nonchalantly.

“The what!!!” I asked.

“Oh shit I've said to much adios,and to the rabbit hole I gooooo!!!” Decade as he jumped into the portal.

For a few minutes there was silence.

“WHY THE FUCK IS MY LIFE SO GOD DAMN COMPLICATED!?” I yelled .

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