Lookin' Forward to the Weekend
by Shivered Timbers

"Fun! Fun! Fun!"

A horde of pink ponies descended on Ponyville, their goal becoming their mantra: fun. They hopped and bounded and leapt through the streets, sending ponies scampering left and right before the flood of fun-fueled fillies.

"Fun! Fun! Fun!"

They raided shops, broke doors, uprooted planters and got mud all in the fountain. Inevitably, the tide of Pinkies sucked all the fun out of the area that they could, and bounded off toward Sweet Apple Acres, with a stop at the watering hole to annoy Rainbow Dash. She did not last long, but they didn't seem to notice her taking off into the stratosphere like her tail was on fire.

"This is so much fun!" cried a Pinkie in a bush.

"Fun fun fun fun fun!" yammered the Pinkie who had spent the most time raiding Sugarcube Corner.

"This is fun!" added a Pinkie with wet mane. "I'm in the water!"

"Fun, fun, funfunfunfun!"

"Wow, your mane looks funny when it's wet!" said the Pinkie on the rope swing.

"Funfunfunfunfun..." The Sugarcube Pinkie choked, sputtered, made a noise like a revving engine, and then began anew. "Unf unf unf unf!"

The Pinkie stopped as one, confused by the new mantra.

"Unf?" asked one.

"Unf!" exclaimed another.

The still mass of Pinkies could not have remained so for long, and after but a moment, they were once again moving, hopping, swing, and all crying the same mantra.

"Unf! Unf! Unf!"

"Your mane is adorable!" said the Pinkie wearing shades.

"So is yours!" retorted the one blinding herself with the sunning mirror.

"All our manes and tails and faces are adorable!" shouted the Pinkie climbing the tree.

"We're adorable!" they all cried. They began jumping upon one another, laughing and hugging and chanting, "Unf! Unf! Unf!"

Without any hesitation, one Pinkie spread her legs and hopped at another Pinkie, who did likewise. Their sexes collided with a blast of confetti and the excited moans of two horny mares. Then one sat on the first Pinkie's face. A pair made out in the shallows. Soon, every Pinkie was licking, sucking, kissing or fucking another Pinkie, and the cries of "Unf! Unf! Unf!" had either been muted by wet pink lips or diluted by cries of ecstasy. The area around the swimming hole smelled like a taco factory and overflowed with the juices of sexual satisfaction.

The orgy of writhing pink bodies did not go unnoticed by outsiders, however. In a bush not too far away, Twilight Sparkle, wearing a pith helmet, sat holding a pair of binoculars with her magic, a concerned expression on her face. Both her hooves were busy with covering Spike's eyes.

"C'mon, Twilight, lemme see!"

"Hush, Spike, we can't break cover." She adjusted the focus of her binoculars, zooming in on a pair of Pinkies. One said something, she couldn't make out what, then shoved her hoof into her mouth, blowing on it. A huge penis suddenly popped into existence between her legs, and she began screwing the hell out of her companion. It didn't take long for the idea to spread through the crowd, and soon half the Pinkies were having their brains fucked out by the other half.

Twilight dropped the binoculars, her jaw hanging open. "Fucking shitballs, this is worse than I thought. Pinkie, what in the everloving crap did you do?"

The Pinkie beside her glanced left and right, nervously chewing on her hoof. "I don't know! I don't even know if I'm the real Pinkie! I really really wish I was out there with them though, that looks like fun!"

Twilight glared at her.

"Or, maybe we have more important things to be thinking about right now?" The Pinkie shrank back, chuckling unconvincingly.

"Right," Twilight said. "I just hope that when we get this whole thing settled, the one of you that's really you remembers how to do that horsecock trick." She raised the binoculars back to her face, peering intently at a five-Pinkie gangbang. "I can think of a few... experiments I'd like to try..."

Pinkie swallowed. "Um... Okie dokie loki..."

Author's Note

So I logged into fimfic and saw not a single story about multiple Pinkies having sex despite there having been an episode with numerous obvious openings for just such a thing to happen, so I got fed up and wrote this. Total crackfic. Enjoy it, you bastards.