Shivered Timbers' Sexty Minute Ponies

Milk
by Shivered Timbers

(Prompt: A pony swapping sexes.)

Rainbow Dash dreamed of cheese, but she couldn't catch it because every time she moved forward, legs would pop out of the holes and it would scurry just out of reach.

"Moo!" the cheese cried. "Moo! Moooooo!"

It was only pegasus instinct that kept her from falling out of the tree she'd been napping in. Her wings opened before her eyes did, and as she fumbled to grab back onto the branch, she caught that distinctive mooing again.

"Sure is a pleasure, Applejack, don'tcha know? Moo!"

"Thank ya kindly fer bringin' it out to me like this, Moorietta. Ain't nothing nicer 'n ice cold milk durin' the hottest part o' the day!"

Rainbow peeked through the leaves of the apple tree and glanced at the scene. The cow carried a wire basket, half-full of milk bottles, and Applejack had another on the ground beside her. The cow waved and turned to head out of the farm.

"Don'tcha worry about the payment none now, Applejack. Your granny's got it all covered. Seeya later, hun! Moo!"

"Seeya, Moorietta! Take care now!"

Rainbow let out a breath. That hadn't exactly been worth being jolted out of a nap for. Readjusting herself on the branch, face still peeping out of the leaves, she contemplated whether going back to sleep was a good idea, or if she should just cut her losses and go do something else. Maybe something awesome.

Below, Applejack removed her hat, wiped her brow, and lifted the bottle of milk, tearing off the foil topper. Rainbow's eyes suddenly locked onto Applejack's mouth as she lifted the bottle to her lips and began to chug the contents. White milk splashed out into her mouth, over her lips, and down the sides of her neck.

Rainbow's wings got stiff. She couldn't look away from those beads of milky whiteness dripping down Applejack's coat onto the ground. Rainbow licked her lips, and shifted her rump around on the tree. Something pressed against her and she bit her lip to keep from moaning.

Why was this turning her on?

She was seeing it in slow motion, like coming out of a freefall over a pond and just skimming the water's surface. Each droplet of milk traced a path through the delicate orange hairs, leaving its signature behind. Slick, they dripped to the ground, leaving beads dangling.

Rainbow thought about those droplets coming from her. She lifted a leg and looked back at herself, but it wasn't white, it was clear. That would never do.

"Aw nuts," Applejack said to herself, and wiped her mouth on her foreleg. "Now I gotta go wash up."

Narrowing her eyes, Rainbow thought hard about what she had just seen. She wanted Applejack's face to be covered in white stuff. But how? The last time they'd done anything together, she...

"Wait," she murmured to herself, "wait. I'm thinking about this the wrong way." Her head snapped up and she grinned. "Twilight will know what to do!"

Twilight, in fact, had known what to do, and Rainbow couldn't be happier with the results. Though his legs felt heavier, like he was dragging his hooves over the ground when he tried to walk, a quick test of his wings had revealed that he had way more muscle mass now. Despite being all-around heavier, flying was almost easier now, though he expected he wouldn't be winning any speed contests.

But that wasn't why he'd had Twilight cast this spell, oh no.

Checking his reflection in a puddle, he licked his hoof and slicked back his mane. A little adjustment of his new lightning-shaped eyebrows -- and where in the hay had those come from? -- and he was all set to go win Applejack's heart. Or at least her mouth. He put on his winningest smile and trotted through the fence into Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack, as was to be expected, was still out working in the fields, hauling discarded wooden beams into a large pile. Rainbow moved right up to her and, when her back was turned, smacked her on the flank. She yelped, and he narrowly avoided a reflexive buck in the face before she turned around.

"What in the sam..."

"Well hey there, pretty filly," Rainbow said in his smoothest voice ever, "what's a knockout like you doin' working her sweet flank off on a day like today?"

"Workin'." Applejack narrowed her eyes and gave him a deadpan expression. "I had no idea Rainbow Dash had a brother."

Rainbow grinned. "It's the family resemblance, right? Of course, I'm the pretty one, Rainbow, uh... Smash."

"Come off it, Rainbow Dash." Applejack rolled her eyes at him. "I know ya had Twilight cast the 'mare-to-stallion' spell on ya. Why, ya lookin' ta plow me in the ass or somethin'?"

Rainbow completely lost his nerve. "Uhh," was the most intelligent response he could come up with.

Applejack sighed. "I ain't got time for no shenanigans right now, Rainbow, I gotta get all this junk piled up so we can get it hauled away, and ain't no how you're gonna distract me. Sorry."

She trotted off to get more wood, while Rainbow stood there, feeling bereft. What the heck had just happened?

"Hey, wait a sec!" he called. "I didn't get this spell done for nothing, ya know. So you're working, so what? How about, uh..." He grumbled. "How about I help you with all this new muscle I got, and we talk about other stuff later?"

Applejack spun around, a bright and cheery smile on her face. "Why Rainbow Smash," she cried, her voice higher pitched than usual, "I do declare, that's the nicest thing any stallion has ever said to li'l ol' me!" She batted her eyelashes and Rainbow groaned.

It was long and tiring work to haul all the wood into one spot, and then haul it all to another spot so it could be hauled to some other spot somewhere else by somepony else. Rainbow didn't really know what was going on, but neither did he care. Every time he felt like giving up, he just remembered that scene of Applejack drinking milk, and newfound energy would surge through his body. Unfortunately, he didn't realize until far too late that Applejack was making him do most of the work. By the end of it all, he was worn out, covered in sweat, and completely miserable.

"C'mon into the barn," Applejack said at long last. "You done a good day's work, so I reckon you deserve a reward."

Wings sprang up. He'd all but forgotten! Though excited, he was unable to find the energy to do anything more than slouch his way into the barn, where he promptly collapsed in a heap and just breathed.

For a long moment, he was alone. He stretched legs, wings and neck and sighed. What in the hay was he doing?

"Aww, you done tuckered yourself out!" called Applejack's voice from behind him. "Now, don't worry none, Auntie Applejack's gonna take real good care o' you."

He was about to protest the use of the word 'Auntie' when he felt something wrap around his neck and pull his head up. Jolting to his hooves, he looked behind himself. A grinning Applejack, her legs sheathed in rubber, a black corset around her barrel, held the end of a leash that was now attached to the collar around his neck.

"Well, well," she purred, lidding her eyes, "lookie what I done roped myself."

Applejack stepped forward, her grip on the leash tight, and kissed Rainbow roughly. Bewildered, he couldn't even respond. She trotted off, pulling him behind her to a stall in the back of the barn. Straw covered the ground, and with a shove, she forced him to his knees on it.

"Now then, Rainbow whatever you wanna call yourself," she said, rearing up on her hind legs, "you think you're tough now just 'cuz you're a stallion, huh?" Applejack bared her teeth and leaned down close to him. "You got no idea what tough is, mister. Lick it!"

She spread her legs, standing above him, the folds of her sex at his eye level. He reached forward, then paused as he remembered something. He was Rainbow-the-Celestia-damn-Dash, and Rainbow Dash is no bottom!

"What if I don't wanna?" he said, staring defiantly up at her. She shrugged.

"Then you're free to go." That grin returned. "But I don't think that's what you want. Not after all that awful, back-breakin' work."

Rainbow glared at her and slowly reached forward, sliding his tongue over Applejack's pussy.

"Mmm, that's right. Make me scream, if'n you think you're colt enough."

Rainbow gritted his teeth. Fine, then. He reached up, wrapping his hooves around her waist and plunged his muzzle into her folds. The hot musk of a day spent working assailed his nostrils. He suckled her clit and let his tongue search inside of her. Whooping, she threw her head back, and tightened her grip on the leash, pulling him forward against her.

"Whoa nelly!" she cried. "Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

Rainbow held on as she began bucking against his face. It didn't seem to take that long before she was moaning over him and coating his muzzle in her juices. This was so not what he'd had in mind, though.

"You're a good boy," she said, her voice syrupy. "I'm proud o' you!"

He only glared at her.

"Now you're gonna fuck me good 'n proper," Applejack continued, and settled onto her back.

That's what you think.

Rainbow climbed over her, but started making his way up much higher than necessary to engage. He was stopped short by a jerk from the collar. The dang thing hurt!

"Just what in the hay d'you think you're doin'?" Applejack demanded. "Your parts go down there, mister!"

Rainbow scowled at her, but another tug sent him crawling back down her body. This was all wrong! How was he going to unload on her face? That was the only thing he wanted!

Well, I guess it could be worse, he supposed, as his unsheathed member found its way inside her. Never having had an opportunity like this before, he found it extremely enjoyable, and that was an understatement. It was like all the parts of him that felt good were in one spot, and she was wrapped around them, pressing on them all at once. She was warm and soft and wet and if this was second-best, he could settle for it.

"Oh Rainbow! Aw yeah, fuck me harder!"

Except that he wished she'd shut up.

He did as bidden, not that he needed much urging. The sensation of plowing her fields grew until it filled his mind. Everything was wrapped softness and shooting stars, and before he knew it, he was experiencing his first climax as a colt. Hot lines shot from the end of his cock into her, and his eyes rolled up in his head.

Celestia! Heaven was a warm mare.

His body shuddered and he came down on top of her, panting.

"Whew," she breathed, "that weren't so bad now, was it?"

He shook his head.

"Maybe next time you'll think twice afore assumin' you can just waltz in and have your way with me?"

Rainbow nodded and caught his breath. "But that doesn't mean I can't do that right now."

"What in the-- oh!"

She gasped and arched her back as he began pumping into her again. Now he knew what to expect. He could do this! She certainly didn't seem to mind, judging by the sloppy smile painting her face. It took longer this time, though her insides were much slicker and he was able to go faster. As the pressure mounted, he heard her call his name.

"Oh, Rainbow Smash!"

"Stop callin' me that!"

He withdrew from her, a slick pop coming from the departure point, and reared up, using his wings for balance as he rubbed himself with both forehooves.

"C'mon, c'mon..."

"What're you..."

He closed his eyes and thought of milk. The pressure released. He groaned and she sputtered. When he opened his eyes, there it was.

Gooey beads of white coated the end of her muzzle, dripping towards her neck. One eye was closed due to some having gotten on the lid, and she stuck out her tongue. A little bit dropped into her mouth.

"Ack! Rainbow, what in the hay?"

"I win!" he cried, and pumped a hoof in the air before falling over backward. The leash, slack, left Applejack's grip.

"Izzat what this was all about?" she snorted. "You wanted to come on my face!"

"Uh-huh."

"Sheesh!" Applejack stood, and he watched her wipe the strands off her face, flicking them onto the straw. "Some stallions, I tell ya."

"Did you like it?" he managed to ask.

Applejack cocked her head. "Well, I liked the other stuff. I guess if'n that's what you wanted, I'm fine with it. You deserved some fun, after all."

She lay down next to him, throwing a hoof over his chest and nuzzling the side of his neck.

"You make a pretty decent stallion, Rainbow."

"You make a pretty tough mistress, Applejack."

Applejack laughed. "I try. Next time, just ask, and then maybe we won't need all this." She held up the end of the leash, then dropped it.

He put his arms around and hugged her tight. "We should do this more often."

She nodded. "Twilight's gonna be in for a lot more spell castin', I reckon."

Rainbow chuckled, closed his eyes, and finally got to catch his cheese.