Captain Deadpool: QuillVerse IV

Alright ass-hats listen up; i know you've heard this a thousand times before, so im just gonna get to the point. Went to Comic-Con as Deadpool, bought Deadpools teleporter from a guy cosplaying as the tinkerer from Spider-Man: Homecoming, and now im in a version of the Equestria Girls universe. But i'll start telling the story properly from when i fell out the portal in the middle of a CHS's gym during an assembly...

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?, ware the fuck am?!?" I asked.

"Language young man!" said Principle Sun Butt.

"Who the fuck cares?" I asked.

"OK, who are you and what do you want?" Asked Sunset as the mane seven walked over to us.

"Names Deadpool, But you can call me Peter" i said grabbing her hand and kissing it. "And i want to get the fuck out of this building" i said as i started leaving.

"Where following him, arnt we?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yep" said Sunset.

*Outside, by the destroyed statue*

"Hold it!" Said Apple Jack.

"I dont got time for your shit AJ" i said making all of them stop.

"How the hell do you know my name?" Asked AJ.

"Same way i know all of yours" i said pointing to all the mane seven and the two principles.

"And that is?" Asked Lulu.

"Im from the other side of that Screen" i said pointing towards you.

"You see them too?" Asked Pinkie.

"That i do Pinks" i said.

"I thought i was crazy" said Pinkie.

"Pinkie, you are crazy" i said, Pinkie slightly deflated at that and Skittle's wanted to get in my face before i said... "And im fucking insane" making Pinkie re-inflate and Pride Flag calm down.

"What's with the costume?, And how are the eyes moving?" Asked Twilight.

"Im a vigilante, and my eyes can move because fuck you that's why" i said.

"You are very crude" said Rarity.

"You aint seen nothing yet... Darling" i said doing my best Rarity impression.

"I like this guy, his funny" said Pinkie.

"Thanks Sugar Tits" i said.

"How old are you?" Asked Sun Butt.

"Im seventeen" i said earning gasps from everyone except Pinks.

"Young man, you are highly inappropriate for someone your age" said Sun Butt.

"Shove it Tia" i said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, i need to further the plot" i said as i started leaving.

"This guy is defiantly insane" said Skittles

"You can shove it to Skittles" i said.

"What the hell did you just call me?!?" Asked Pride Flag.

"You heard me Pride Flag" i said.

"Im gonna kick his ass" she said as she started to run and then held still.

"OK, what did you do Flash?" I asked as i started looking over my self and saw my broken arm. "Really bitch" i said grabbing it and forcing it back into place. "Next time, im not gonna let it slide" i continued.

"You threatening her?" Asked Sunset.

"That i am Bacon Hair" i said.

"Your an asshole" said AJ.

"Im also that, yes" i said. "Hope i never see any of you again, except you Pinks, your cool" i said as i finally left.

"I really hate that man" said Rarity.

"Now's not the time for references to awesome movies, we gotta follow Peter" said Pinks.

"Pinkies right" said Sunset as the Mane seven started following me.

"Oh my god, this is how this stories going... alright you can follow me, just stay out of my way" i said.

"Alright" said Pinkie.

"Pinkie-" Sunset tried to say before Pinks cut her off.

"Sunset, i think its best i lead this one" said Pinks.

"Your right" said Sunset.

"Alright, to the next scene!" I yelled charging forward.

*Canterlot City Bank*

"All the money in the bag!, Now!" Yelled Robber One.

"You girls better stay out here" i said kicking the doors to the bank open. "Alright fuck sticks, who dies first?" I asked.

"Who the hell are you?!?" Yelled Robber Two as him and the other pointed there guns at me.

"Me?, Im Deadpool" i said throwing one of my swords through Robber ones head and into the wall behind the desk. "Now, who's next?" I asked as Robbers Two and Three started shooting me, when all was said and done i lied on the floor filled with crap tons of bullet holes. "OK, now im pissed!" I yelled geting back on my feet, all the bullet holes fully healing. "You better surrender" i said pointing at Three. "Otherwise your heads going up his ass" i said shifting my finger over to Two.

"You stole that line from Hancock!" Yelled Pinkie from outside.

"You right!" I yelled back.

"What the fuck are you?" Asked Three.

"Im your worst nightmare" I said.

"That's overly cliche!" Yelled Pinkie.

"Not now P!NK!" I yelled back.

"Is this guy for real?" Three asked Two.

"I have no idea what's real anymore" said Two as i threw my second sword through his gut and into the floor.

"Alright Three, just you and me now" i said as i picked up my sword from the ground.

"We can solve this peacefully, right?" Asked Three as i picked up my first sword from the wall.

"If i was a superhero, id hear you out... but im no hero" i said as i ran both swords into his gut and lifted him into the air. "I just turned you into a fucking kabob!" I said as i pulled my swords out of him and he drooped to the ground. "Alright citizens, you are safe now!" I said. "Now, to the next scene!" I yelled running outside.

*The Next Scene, Random Abandoned Building(that probably came out of no ware for the sake of the story)*

"How the hell did we get here?" Asked Sunset.

"Plot convenience at its best and worst" i said.

"That makes sense" said Pinkie.

"Maybe to you Pinks" said Rainbow.

"If you cant understand it, then you never will" i said. "Now, we need to wrap this Chap. up" i continued. "Any ideas Pinks?" I asked.

"Nope, guess you should just tell the audience that the next three Chap's. are gonna be a 3 part crossover story" said Pinks.

"What?" I asked.

To be continued...