Captain Deadpool: QuillVerse IV

"Seriously?, A three part crossover?" I asked.

"With three different stories" said Pinks as a giant orange taser came flying out of a portal and it took my head off.

"Fucking fantastic" i said. "Im over here body" i said as my body bent down and grabbed me and put me back on its shoulders. "That's better" i said once i was one peace again. "Alright, who the fuck does this belong to?" I asked as i touched the giant taser. A portal opened and a cop car drove out and crashed into me, sending me into the wall. "OW!" I yelled getting out of the wall.

"Sorry about that" said the car as it turned into a giant robot. "My names Barricade" said the giant robot.

"Deadpool" i said.

"The girls are OK with hanging out with someone like you?, that's surprising" said Barricade.

"Only Pinks is numb nuts" i said

"That makes more sense" said Barricade.

"Actually, hold on" i said grabbing AJ's arm. Ten teleportations later. "OK, there all home, just us three now" i said.

"That's... convenient" said Barricade.

"Plot convenience to be specific" said Pinks.

"Right..." said Barricade. "Im stuck with two fourth wall brakers... that's bound to be fun" he said.

"Oh it will be, trust me" said Pinks.

"Yeah, our authors got some pretty interesting shit planned" i said.

"We share an author?" Asked Barricade.

"Yep, as do Thomas and Charels" i said.

"No shit, that explains a lot... and confirms more" he said.

"I know what your talking about, i read ahead" i said.

"So did i" said Pinks.

"I changed my mind, this is gonna be annoying" said Barricade.

"Probably, yeah" i said. "But there's no reason it cant be both" i continued.

"Guess your not wrong" said Barricade. "In fact, id bet your right" he said.

"Oh i am, like i said, i read ahead" i said.

"Im so excited!" Yelled Pinkie. "This is going to be great" she continued.

"OK, what do we do until Thomas and Charels get here?" Asked Barricade.

"What ever the fuck we want" i said.

"With in reason" said Barricade. "Sorry, but im gonna be the colossus to your Deadpool" he said.

"Well fuck you to buddy" i said.

"I should have expected that" said Barricade.

"You really should have" said Pinks.

"Now, whats on the agenda today?" I asked pulling out a huge stack of papers that said 'SCRIPT'.

"That jokes dead, dont resurrect it" said Barricade.

"Yeah, your right" i said throwing away the script. "I feel like that sums this story up perfectly" i continued.

"Throwing away the script?" Asked Barricade. "Knowing you, it probably is" he said.

"You wanna transform and we can just drive around until we think of something?" Asked Pinks looking at Barricade.

"Sure" He said as he transformed into his cop car mode and then a none cop version of the same car.

"Shotgun!" Yelled Pinks.

"Shotgun!" I yelled. "Damn it!, i was on shot while you where on gun" i said getting in the back seat behind Pinks, who got to ride shotgun.

"Lets get this show on the road" said Barricade as a hologram of a 17 year old kid popped into the driver seat.

"Your a cop?, But also a teenager?" I asked.

"That's right, got a problem with that?" Asked Barricade.

"No, it's just weird" said Pinks.

"I dont think you two get to judge whats normal and whats weird" said Barricade.

"That's a fair point" i said.

*60 Min. Later*

"We ever gonna stop driving around this fucking town?" I asked.

"Nope, this is are eternal doom" i said.

"Fuck that shit" said Barricade. "Hey, theirs the school" he said coming to a stop in front of the building.

"Schools not currently in session Barry" said Pinks.

"I dont care, its an excuse to get you two the fuck out of me" said Barricade.

"You do reali-" i tried to say before geting cut off by Barricade.

"Yes, i realize what i just said" said Barricade.

"OK, just making sure" i said as Pinks and me got out of Barricade's alt mode.

"Thank Primus" said Barricade as he's hologram form got out of the car as well.

"Lets a go" i said impersonating Mario.

"Im with a couple of toddlers in teenage body's" said Barricade.

"That's not a very nice thing to say Barry" said Pinks as we all walked through the doors to the school and i walked face first into Sun Tits.

"I love this view" i said as Sun Butt pushed me a way from her chest.

"That is extremely inappropriate!" Yelled Sun Butt.

"What's going on now?" Asked Lulu walking up to her sister.

"I apologize for my idiot friends behavior" said Barricade.

"Thank you, but I want an apology from him" said Sun Butt looking at me with the stink eye.

"Good luck with that Principle Celestia" said Barricade.

"Who are you anyway?" Asked Lulu.

"Im Nathan" said Barricade holding his hand out to Sun Butt and Lulu.

"It's a pleasure to meet you young man" said Sun Butt taking his hand and shaking it.

"The pleasures all mine" said Barricade shaking Lulu's hand.

"You seem to well mannered and... well, sane to be Deadpool's friend" said Sun Butt.

"I am" said Barricade. "But someone sane needs to be his friend" he continued.

"I suppose that is for the best" said Lulu.

"Et tu Lulu?" I asked.

"Im gonna ignore that" said Lulu.

"Probably for the best" said Barricade.

"OK, when the fuck does Thomas get here?, i want to move on already" said Deadpool.

"Patience young grasshopper" said Barricade as a portal opened and a laser taser flew out. "Never mind" he said as i grabbed it and another portal opened up and a guy in WarMachine armor came flying out.

"Sup Nathan?" Asked the guy in WarMachine armor noticing Barricade first.

"Nothing much, i found number four" said Barricade.

"No shit?, Already?" Asked the guy in WarMachine armor.

"Yep, he's right here" said Barricade pointing to me.

"Hello, i am the great and powerful Deadpool!" I said.

"Oh for the love of-"

To be continued...