Author's Note

sorry for the long wait, I've been busy, but ill try to be more consistent from here on out.

Chap. 6: News

"Hey asshole wake up" said the annoying voice in my head, his names MadClap by the way.

"It's to early for this shit" i said.

"Not when you have job hunting to do" said the smart voice in my head, his names Dr. Bong just so you know.

"Stan damn it, your right" i said as i got out of bed and walked to the kitchen.

"Morning Petey" said Pinks as i walked into the kitchen.

"Morning Pinks" i said.

"Here's the news paper, best start job searching" said Pinks as she handed me the news paper.

"Thanks Pinkie" i said as i grabbed it and started looking for a job.

"Good morning Pinkie" said Maud as she walked into the room.

"Morning sis!" Said Pinks. "Breakfast is almost ready" she continued.

"You find a job yet?" Asked Maud as she sat two chairs away from me.

"No" i said. "None of these things sound good to me" i continued.

"Well you gotta find something Peter" said Maud.

"I know, i'll keep looking" i said.

"What was your job before you came here?" Asked Pinks.

"I was unemployed before i came here" i said. "The character i got turned into was a mercenary tho" i continued.

"The character you got turned into killed people for a living?" Asked Pinks.

"Yeah" i said.

"Only bad people right?" Asked Pinks. "I know you only kill bad people, but thats all your character did as well right?" She continued.

"For the most part" i said.

"You could always do that" said Maud.

"I could, but then id be a wanted criminal" i said.

"No, Deadpool would be a wanted criminal" said Maud. "Peter Quill would be an average high schooler" she continued.

"Huh... good point" i said.

"Wait, do we have to go to school today Pinks?" I asked.

"Yep" said Pinks.

"When do we have to leave?" I asked.

"When ever we want, we can both teleport remember" she said.

"Oh yeah" i said.

"You should probably go now tho so he can get registered for school in the first place Sis" said Maud.

"Your right as always Sis" said Pinks as she walked over to me. "Lets go Petey" she continued as we teleported to principle Celestia's office.

"Holy shit!" screamed Celestia as she jumped away from us.

"Hello Pinkie" said Celestia. "What are you doing here Peter?" She asked.

"Im here to register for school" i said.

"Oh joy" said Celestia.

*3 hours 42 minutes later, lunch*

"He's going to school with us now?" Asked Greedity. *He means Rarity* Dr. Bong said to no one but the audience, even Peter didn't hear it.

"Yes, yes he is" said Skittles. *I think we know who he means with that one* Dr. Bong said to you guys reading this again.

"You guys ever feel like somethings happening that you should be able to hear or see but for some unknown reason you cant?" Asked Peter. *Oh shit he's onto me, goodbye for now readers* said Dr. Bong to the audience one last time.

"All the time!" Said all the background humans actually close enough to hear what i said.

"And now they wont hear shit we say unless the author wants them to" i said.

"We live in the time of bad and lazy writing Petey, best to just live with it" said Pinks.

"It's so annoying tho" i said.

"Id ask what you two are talking about, but ive got a strong feeling we dont want to know or shouldn't" said Sunset.

"And that's why your best human?... pony?... human-pony?... best human that used to be a pony" i said.

"Thanks?" Asked/said Sunset.

"Your welcome" i said.

"Why are you so weird?" Asked Applejack's.

"Well the voices in my head dont help" i said.

(He's probably right) said MadClap.

"What was that?" Asked Fluttershy as all the girls reacted to the voice coming from nowhere.

*You heard that?* Asked Dr. Bong.

"Yeah, we all did" said Sunset.

"You guys can here the voices to?" I asked. "Maybe im not as crazy as i thought i was then" i continued.

(Why can they hear us Doc?) Asked MadClap.

*I have no idea* said Dr. Bong.

"Why did life have to get weirder then magic actually existing?" Asked Sci-Twi to seemingly no one.

*3 hours 3 minutes later, by the broken statue*

"So what are you doing this afternoon Pinkie?" Asked Pride Flag.

"Well-" Pinkie tried to say before a couple cop cars past the school.

"GottaGoBye" i said as i teleported away.

*Generic news network building, 5 minutes later*

"Why are you doing this?" The obligatory sexy female news reporter asked the person keeping everyone hostage.

"Because it's fun" said the psycho as he shot a hostage.

"I agree killing bad people is fun, but not killing good people" i said as teleported into the room.

"Who the fuck are you?" Asked the psycho.

"Im batman" i said in christian belle's batman voice.

"What?" Asked a random hostage.

"What do you want?" Asked the psycho as he aimed his gun at the sexy girl.

"Your head sucking mine" i said as i tried to cut his head of with my katana. (Lucky basterd managed to dodge it tho) said MadClap to the audience.

"That's pretty gay" said a hostage.

"What's wrong with being gay?" I asked turning to him.

"Nothing sir" said the same hostage now fearing i wasn't going to save him if he didn't apologize.

"Im gonna kill you now" said the psycho as he charged me, i turned around and kicked him through the nearby window.

"Guess he missed his window of opportunity" i said. Getting groans of disappointment from all the hostages.

"Fuck you people that was funny" i said as i teleported next to the psycho as the cops where picking him up and arresting him.

"I thought you normally killed the bad guys?" Asked a cop.

"I thought that fall would kill him" i said as i teleported away.

*Sugar cube corner, 5 minutes later*

"Oh hey its on" said Pinks as her, me and all her friends looked at the TV hanging above our booth.

"Just five minutes ago serial killer Cletus Kasady was apprehended thanks to the efforts of the vigilante calling himself Deadpool" said the same sexy news reporter i saved.

"Damn, that bitch went from hostage to news reporter real fucking fast" i said. "Wait the psycho was who?" I asked worried for what this could mean.

To be continued...