Author's Note

I've decided to Retcon the story, this is the new Chap. 5

Chap. 5: Place to Stay

"I'll be on my best behavior Rarity" i said.

"That's not much better then your normal behavior is it?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah pretty much" i said.

"So what where you all doing before me and Pooly showed up?" Asked Pinks.

"The obvious answer is shopping and hanging out" i said.

"I know that, what i want to know is specifics" said Pinks.

"We where talking about finding ways to never have to hang out with Peter again" said AJ.

"Kinda gonna be hard to do sense me and pinks are such good friends" i said.

"That has been the running problem with all of our plans yes" said Rarity.

"Why dont you guys like Petey?" asked Pinks.

"He's to crude" said Rarity.

"That's your only argument?" I asked. "Cuss i can definitely turn that down from 11 to 7, no lower tho" i said. "And that would just be Dashie levels of crude" i continued.

"It would be better then nothing" said Sunset. The other five girls nodded there heads in agreement.

"Yay! We came to an agreement!" Yelled Pinks. As a security guard walked over to us, he's taser drawn and ready to fire.

"Put hand behind your head!" He yelled at me.

"GottaGoBye!" I said as i teleported away.

"Bye Pooly!" Said Pinks.

*Later that day Sugar Cube Corner*

"I can not believe he just teleported away like that" said Rarity.

"Really? Cuss i can" said Dashie.

"Well he shouldn't of been threatened by that security guard, he didn't do anything" said Pinks.

"He was a strange man in a costume with mutable weapons in a public place, the probably thought he was a terrorist or something" said AJ.

"I guess that makes sense" said Pinks.

"What's up guys?" Asked a man in a hoody and cap as he sat down next to Pinks.

"That you Petey?" Asked Pinks.

"Yeah, i figured my costume and weapons where a big no no unless i was killing bad guys" i said.

"Where'd you get the cloths?" Asked Twilight.

"I stole them from a thrift store" i said receiving bad looks from all seven of them. "Not like i have any money, otherwise i would have paid" i continued some of them stopped looking at me negatively.

"A dirty old thrift store?" Asked Rarity in disgust.

"Im pretty sure the more important thing is that i stole, not ware i stole from Rarity." i said.

"Why are you hiding your face, no one nose what you look like without a mask, not even us" said Sunset.

"Im hideous, thats why" i said. "And im not overselling it like Rarity would" i continued.

"Hey!" Said Rarity.

"It's true and you know it" i said.

"You cant possibly look that bad" said Pinks.

"I look like an avocado got face fucked by an older avocado" i said making Dashie spit out her drink.

"What the fuck does that even mean?" Asked Dashie.

"I'll show you guys what im talking about, but in private" i said.

*an hour later, Pinkies room*

"The faint of heart may wish to look away" i said as i grabbed my cap and hood in my hands and took them off.

"Holy fucking shit!" Yelled Dashie as Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight all ran out of the room to go throw up. "You look like the hideous love child of Freddy Krueger and The Creeper!" she said.

"That's one i haven't heard before, props for originality" i said.

"Thanks? i think" said Dashie.

"You are mighty disgusting looking" said AJ.

"I was not expecting this" said Sunset.

"You dont have anything to say Pinks?" I asked. She responded by giving me a hug.

"What happened to make you look like this?" She asked.

"A lot of bad shit" i said. "But thats a story for another time" i continued as i put my cap and hood back on.

"You three can come back in now" said AJ. Soon after Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy walked back in.

"What happened to you?" Asked Twilight.

"I already told them that id tell you guys at a later date, gotta build up suspense" i said.

"Of course we do" said Rarity.

"Suspense is a good thing Rarity, makes people stick around" i said.

"Even when that person is you?" Asked Dashie.

"That's right Skittles" i said.

"Would you stop calling me that!" Yelled Dashie.

"Would you prefer it if i called you pride flag?" I asked.

"No! That's even worse!" yelled Dashie.

"Then im calling you Skittles" i said.

"Faust i hate you" said Dashie.

"I hate you to" i said.

"It's getting late, we should all go home" said Sunset.

*10 minutes later, after everyone said there goodbyes and left*

"Just you and me now pinks" i said.

"You dont have a place to stay do ya?" She asked.

"No, no i do not" i said.

"Im sure if i asked my sister Maud she'd let you stay" she said as she left the room and came back with her polar opposite sister.

"Yes you can stay in the guest room" she said.

"Thank you" i said as i followed her to the guest room.

"Here, you can stay here as long as you like as long as you pay rent" she said before walking away.

"Great, now i have to find a job that actually pays" i said.

"It cant be that hard to find a job" said Pinks. "It'll just have to be one that customers dont have to see your face sense no one wants to look at that" she continued.

"Thanks Pinkie, i really needed that joke" i said.

"Your welcome Petey" she said.

"I was being sarcastic" i said.

"I know" she said as she left to go to her room.

"Of course you do" i said as i sat down on my new bed and took my cap and hoody off. "Im gonna have to look for a job tomorrow, great" i said to my self.

"It could be worse" said a voice in my head.

"Oh i got you as well wen i got displaced" i said.

"Yep, both of us, where kind of a package deal sadly" said a different voice in my head.

"Well that's gonna make this more interesting" i said.

To be continued...