Pinkie Pie has been feeling more and more un-Pinkie Pie, and when the dreaded time of year comes—a run of three days with no birthdays, anniversaries, or welcome parties scheduled—she starts to feel more pent up and uneasy.

On the verge of breaking down, she is caught up in the forelegs of an angel, and although Fluttershy describes strange things to her, they seem to make sense. After all, who wouldn't trust Fluttershy?

Tags: Pinkie Pie has a dong (called Mr. Humpy), hypnosis (not mind-control), The Stare, masturbation, BDSM, consent, cuddles, aftercare³, and cute ponies being naughty.

Art is by Fatcakes (who can be found on derpibooru). The original image can be found on derpibooru by searching for ID:710135. Used with permission, of course.

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