Author's Note

whiteoak019 built the time machine, don't look at me.

Cozy was Twilight's Daughter from the Future

"Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight--" Cozy Glow continued jamming her hoof against Twilight's foreleg. She sucked in a breath before continuing. "Twiiiiilight. Momther. Oiiiiiiiii."

Twilight Sparkle turned to face Cozy Glow with all the grace and finesse of a stone monument. Complete with the sound of stone grinding against stone. "What."

Cozy Glow gasped. "You are my mom!"

Twilight fell to her knees. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--"

(Somewhere, in a galaxy far far away, Darth Vader felt a shiver run down his spine.)

Cozy Glow held up her manifesto against ponykind. "Lookit this, momma! I made something at school today! Now be proud of me."

"I run the school, Cozy. And writing a misequinic tirade vowing to tear apart ponykind and ally with those that seek to destroy is not what I taught."

"Awwwwwww."