"That dastardly Twilight Sparkle's a spy!" Rarity pointed an accusing hoof at Twilight.

Twilight(?) sighed, letting out a light chuckle. "Au contraire, dear Rarity. It is I!" TF2 Spy pulled off the crudely-drawn Twilight Sparkle mask strapped to his face.

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?" Spike tackled the Spy to the ground, grabbing him by the collar. "The changelings? BlueBots? Pinkie's Eyebrow? Goatlestia?"

"None of them."

"Oh. Okay." Spike let go of his collar. "Go on then. Not my problem."

Everyone watched Spike waddle away. Presumably to teleport bread, according to the Spy.

Author's Note

That The Spy of the Tiger is a spy!