Author's Note

Woah, two chapters in a row for The Spy of the Tiger!

punching someone in the face was considered a polite greeting?

"Good morning!" Spike threw his fist into Twilight's face.

"Oh, Spike!" Twilight popped awake from the sudden physical blow. She swung a hoof at the dragon, clocking him hard enough to send him careening into the opposite wall. "Good morning to you too!"

Princess Celestia gracefully crashed through the ceiling, landing on Twilight's face with full force. "Twilight Sparkle, I have an important assignment for you to fulfill. I leave you with the details in the documents."

She lifted away from the mildly-flattened Twilight Sparkle, leaving a bundle of documents in her wake.

"Wow, rude," Twilight rubbed her cheek. "She didn't even punch me before leaving. Let's see now..." she picked up the package of documents as Spike peeled himself off the wall. "Hm, hm. Greet the human diplomat coming from the mirror portal to establish relations with Equestria?" She rubbed her chin. "How do humans greet each other again? Something about their hands..." she clapped her hooves together. "Right! Being a parallel reality to Equestria, logically, this means that they must slap each other to say hello!"

Twilight Sparkle proceeded to be arrested for assaulting a government diplomat.