Author's Note

PlymothFury58 is one of them!

Chrysalis has the most suitors of any Equestrian royal?

"...and so it is I, Sir Bugleg, that shall be the king to your queenliness!"

Chrysalis rolled her eyes. She gave the changeling prince an idle shoo with a hoof, not even bothering to look in his direction as he was dragged off to be tossed into the Pit of Doom.

"Next," Chrysalis slumped her attention back to the absurdly long line that very well could've been its own hive outright.

A changeling with a grin wider than what should've been biologically possible stepped into the room. "hElLO DEaResT," he jeered, his grin somehow growing wider by the second. "WoULd yOu By CHanCe giVE lItTLe ol' mE a--"

"Next," Chrysalis cut him off. "And make sure he gets a good dunk into the pit, too."

"wAIT! i aM ThE JoNKlEr! ThIS is ThE paRt wHErE I jONkLe AlL ovEr The PLacE!"

"Hello, yes, this is Chryssi," Chrysalis mumbled into her phone. "Yeah-yeah, sorry about crashing the wedding and stuff. You mind if I borrow that Lunar Yeet Cannon of yours for a week?"