Author's Note

whiteoak019 fed her ghost peppers!

(I don't think I've ever watched any episodes involving Spitfire lol)

Spitfire had Fire breath?

"Dash, you'd better not screw this up," Spitfire tossed a towel at Rainbow Dash. "Don't forget, today we're performing for all of Equestria."

Rainbow Dash snickered under the towel.

"What's so funny?"

"You'll see."

Spitfire opened her locker. Unfortunately, it was filled with ~~bees~~ ~~fire ants~~ ~~nuclear fallout~~ ~~the Spanish Inquisition~~ ~~Shrek memorabilia~~ ~~Starlight Glimmer~~ ~~Richard Nixon~~ ~~precisely three and a half gallons of spoiled milk~~ ~~Diamond Tiara wearing a barrel~~ ~~fermented grape juice for stressful days~~ ~~burritos~~ ~~grinded pony hooves~~ ~~subwoofers~~ ~~dom...woofers??? huh???????????~~ ~~a diamond dog. oh WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THE PREVIOUS TWO--~~ ~~the Rated E seal of approval that's hanging on by only a shred~~ ~~twilight sparkle sitting in the darkness furiously scribbling things out while wracking her brain for what she intended to write~~ ~~the Spanish Inquisition (again)~~ ~~two nickels~~ PILES UPON PILES OF GHOST PEPPERS.

The room shuddered as every single ghost pepper that'd fallen out of the locker and onto Spitfire somehow absorbed directly into her body.

"Dash?"

"Yeeeesssss?" Rainbow Dash tilted her head. "Did you enjoy the snacks?"

Rainbow_Dash was burnt to a crisp.