Author's Note

epiccuttlefish... whuh?

Fire had Spitfire breath?

"Wind, you'd better not screw this up," Fire singed the wooden bench it was currently smoldering on. "Don't forget, today we're burning all of Equestria."

Wind whistled through the window.

"What's so funny?"

"You'll see."

Fire melted through a locker. Unfortunately, it was filled with ~~water~~ ~~frogs~~ ~~thermite~~ ~~the uncaring abyss~~ ~~a weird horse thing~~ ~~more fire~~ ~~two rocks~~ ~~cats~~ ~~cat. as in the construction company.~~ ~~glue~~ ~~a glue enjoyer~~ ~~strikethroughs~~ ~~Celestia's wallet~~ ~~the Spanish Inquisition, again!~~ HORSEHAIR.

"Achoo." Fire fire'd despite not having any biological functions, let alone the ability to sneeze.

Spitfire flew out of the flames and landed in the middle of the burning room.

"What?"