Author's Note

Scyphi told Discord to do it!

Discord introduced everyone else to RanchWorld, so to ensure everyone would always have access to ranch to dip their pizzas in?

"Say--" Discord snapped his fingers, opening a swirling portal that immediately began pouring ranch out onto his lap. He dipped his entire pizza slice in the torrent, maintaining eye contact with Celestia the entire time. "Have you ever considered opening a pizza chain with your royal chefs? These pies are simply delightful!"

Celestia stared at the downpour of ranch that now pooled around the chair that sat on Discord. "No, I have not."

Discord pulled a second pizza slice out of a separate portal and once again dipped it in the currents of ranch. "You should."

"I shan't."

Discord munched on his pizza, completely ignoring the ranch that now flooded up to his and Celestia's waists.

"You should close that portal, Discord."

"And cut off access to my beloved dipping sauce?" Discord flapped his pizza slice at Celestia, flinging drops of ranch at her face. "Never! Not until I finish my pizza."

He said that as he pulled another whole pizza out of the pizza portal.

Equestria found itself under a vast ranch ocean by the end of the day.