Author's Note

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Rainbow had a twin named Monochrome Dash

"Monochrome Dash, no!" Twilight swat Monochrome Dash with a tiny flyswatter. "Stop... actually wait--huh?"

She watched the monochromatic mare organize every single book on the shelf... by occurrence of the word "grey".

"How do you even know that statistic?" Twilight circled around to confront the mare. "You didn't even read them!"

Monochrome Dash picked up another book and pressed its cover against her face. She took it off, staring directly into Twilight's eyes as she slid it onto a shelf.

She picked up another book and did the same.

"Alright, so you absorb the contents by diffusion through the cover," Twilight rubbed her chin, watching Monochrome Dash programmatically work through every remaining book.

"Helloooooo," Twilight waved a hoof in front of Monochrome Dash.

The pegasus batted it away with a frown. She shook her head, quietly tsk-tsk-ing Twilight.

Could it really be true? That the opposite of a Rainbow Dash was simply a Twilight squared?