Author's Note

The Twilighting shall continue until morale improves, KorokuRain13.

Twilight Twilighted so hard that the twilight twilightified twilightishly?

Twilight opened the door. "Ah, Twilight! Glad you could come today. I've got a very interesting research proposal that I believe you'd like to partake in."

"Uh-huh." Twilight twilighted in response. "We'll see about that when we get to it."

Twilight and Twilight entered the study room. "I'll be back in a moment with the papers," Twilight gestured at a chair. "Please, sit!"

Twilight gasped at the spilled cup of concentrated hydrochloric acid eating away her stack of research. "Egads! My paper is ruined!" Her eyes shifted to the conveniently-placed library. She brought a hoof to her chin, ignoring the fact that the acid was now eating through the table. "But what if I were to purchase a textbook and pass it off as my own research?"

A chuckle rose from her. "Haha, twilightfully twilightish, Twilight!"

She unfurled her wings just as Twilight opened the door.

"Twilight! I was just-uh--" Twilight circled the room. "Flying laps around my personal study! Wakes me up when I need to explain things. Care to join me?"

"Why is there a hole in your table, Twilight?"

Twilight rushed to the site of the spilled acid. "Oh, this is a study on vapors!" She took a whiff of the concentrated hydrochloric acid fumes, shortening her lifespan in the process. "Such wonderful vapors! I can't wait to talk about them in a bit!"

"Uh-huh," Twilight lifted a brow. Twilight lit her horn and pushed Twilight out of the room. "Now, you go back and patiently wait while I prepare my paper on vapors."

"Twilight, I hope you're ready for some excellent dialogue on craters!" Twilight dropped a stack of paper on the table.

"I thought we'd be discussing vapors," Twilight eyed the stack. She lifted a page before Twilight smacked her hoof away.

"Oh, no, I said craters! The vapors from the craters!" Twilight forced a grin. "These papers are on the vapors from the craters! The papers are makers shakers fakers! Twakers, call the paperbulance! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--"

Twilight ignored Twilight as she either had a stroke or got caught between dimensions. It was one or the other, and judging by the TV static-esque noise and the one-mare lightshow that she'd turned into, it was probably the latter.

Twilight gasped back into reality. "Twilight's okay! Twilight escaped the Great Between! Twilight brought friends!"

She lit her horn, blasting a hole through the floor beneath them. "Crater!"

"Whuh--" Twilight spread her wings, hovering in the air as Twilight and everything else fell into the hole. "Huh?"

"Hi, I'm Twilight, and this is my friend, Twilight!" a lone voice echoed up from the caverns below.

A blazing inferno of violet light erupted from the crater as an infinite number of Twilight Sparkles poured out of the hole.

The sheer density of so many book horses in one place was enough to gravitationally collapse Equestria into a black hole. Man it's been a while since Equestria's been destroyed in What If.

"Twilight! I've been compressed into an infinitely small point!" Spike's voice rung out from somewhere within the black hole.

"No, Spike, it's just the crater's vapors."