Author's Note

The Spy of the Tiger stole the pills from Soldier!1!!!1!!1

Cozy Glow ate an entire bottle of Kill Me Come Back Stronger pills?

"Hey guess what?"

"HuHOLYCELESTIAYOU'REBACKAGAIN?!" Twilight shrieked at Cozy Glow's intrusion. She instinctively lit her horn and hurled the filly out the window.

"Hey guess what?" Cozy Glow walked into the room, covered in grass stains.

Twilight dunked her into molten iron.

"Hey guess wh--"

Twilight banished Cozy Glow to the Canterlot Cheese Caves.

"Hey guess wha--"

"How do you keep coming back?" Twilight yeeted the filly into orbit.

Cozy Glow crashed back down through the window. She brushed herself off. "Hey guess what? Heyyyyyyyyy--"

The particles that made up her body were compressed into a thin stream of plasma.

"Hey!" Cozy Glow rematerialized beside Twilight. "Hey! Liste--"

Cozy Glow underwent nuclear fusion at the heart of the sun.

"Hey! Guess w--"

Cozy Glow was compacted into a singular point of infinite density.

"Finally," Twilight sighed after waiting a few seconds for that dreaded filly to walk in again. "Peace."

"Hey! Did you know earth ponies are stinky?"

Twilight screamed.