Author's Note

Way to steer things back in a rated E direction, Starkice!

considering that having a pony get their head stuck in a beaker is cannon. What if Rainbow Dash got stuck in a jar of awesome sauce?

Raven stared at Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash stared at Raven. Through the half-empty jar of awesome sauce that she was stuck face-first inside of.

"How can you even breathe in there?"

Rainbow Dash licked the jar. "I'm awesome. Now can you please help me get this off before somepony else sees me?"

Raven sighed and brought a sledgehammer down on the jar containing Rainbow Dash's head.

Naturally, it only shattered the jar and harmlessly plinked off of the pegasus's head. Because Rainbow Dash is just awesome like that.