Author's Note

Hol'up, this ain't a chapter suggestion! What're you doing here, RandomCommentor?

Oh yeah and also go read Fractures. This is a threat.

I apologize for nothing.

Pinkie slowly rose up from behind the counter.

"Pinkie, don't do it," Twilight glared daggers at the mare.

Pinkie caught the daggers and threw them back at Twilight, ending the rule of a tyrant for good.

She finished emerging from behind the counter.

"I'm gonna drop an F-bomb!" she yelled before promptly being tackled by child-friendly ninjas. "I apologize for nothing!"

Twilight stood back up and picked the daggers out of her body. Apparently alicorns are far less stabbable than Julius Caesar or something idk what the HECK I just wrote.