"Hey Twilight, did you hear the news, they're going to hold a convention dedicated to me!"

Twilight looked up from her book. "You mean DashCon? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the dash refers to a tumblr dashboard, not you."

Rainbow shrank. "Ahhh, shoot, I already bought my ticket."

Twilight raised her eyebrows. "It would have taken two minutes of research to find that out. Can you get a refund?"

Rainbow shook her head. "Nonrefundable."

"Huh. That's suspicious. Well, try to have fun anyway."

Rainbow jumped into the ballpit. Soon her haunches were wet and smelled.

"OH BOY!" she sighed.

Author's Note

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