you are about to read some sexual shit in the beginning of this chapter! This includes masterbation, lots of cum and comedy. Prepare to taint your tight puckers.

*Location: Unkown*

*POV: Jake*

A painful headache awoke me from some weird dreams. Well you know that means? Time to jerk myself off, then watch dank memes, and prepare for graduation day. Ewww . . . College . . . Ughh! I opened my eyes, expecting to see my cum covered ceiling. Instead I saw the sun barely coming up. What? And I was in some waste land filled with pools of lava and mountains. By this time I notice that I felt . . . Different to say the least. I set my arms in a push up position and instead of seeing my hands, I see three long claws. I don’t have a thumb! Fuuuucccckkkkk! I can’t properly masterbate. Wait, let me check if I still have a cock. I quickly got into a quadruped stance and then touched my crotch area but there was a slit. Am I female? I could still feel my cock but it felt like it was . . . inside me, no homo.

“Let’s try something.” I started to think of the hottest things I could imagine, Shrek. Soon I felt my cock leave its home. It looked weird. It looked like a dog with a blood red cock honestly except I didn’t have balls. I felt like I had balls but they were inside me, internal junk? Nice! The knot was there and it seemed pretty big . . . And slimy. My new hands looked bigger than my original hands. My Cock was about a foot and maybe 8 inches long. Damn! 20 inches of meat. Now time for the width. I studied my meat Pillar for a few seconds before guessing how wide my meat was. It looked about two to four inches wide. I’m proud of myself.

But the real question lingers. Can I fap or go no fap November for the rest of my life? I stroked my cock and expect to get a little cut with my claws, but I didn’t. It felt really good actually. I sat on my haunches and started to stroke slowly. As time went on I increased my pacing, the slime proved to be good natural lube. About 20 minutes passed and my loins started to tense and pressure being built up. I moan quietly as I’m so close to cumming. My release was closing in, so I stroked as fast as I could and tightened my grip. I’m cumming. I excepted a few strands of semen but it was much more. I hissed in pleasure as my load was blown. Waves and waves of pleasure passed through me as my body emptied its special sauce, making a large, smelly puddle of baby juice. I panted after the tiring session. It smelled like really sweaty balls though. When I looked for the puddle, I noticed it was a few feet ahead of me. Intense cumshot? HELL YEAH!

“I guess I could sleep, after all I was painfully changed into a dragon and will never see my friends, probably ever.” As soon as I said that, I started to look around, just my luck. Jack was laying next to me. Did he hear my quiet moans? I had barely noticed my eye vision, hearing senses and other senses were sharpened. Maybe he’ll smell my cum? I mentally laughed at that thought. It WOULD be funny as hell. My penis started to retract back into its hiding spot.

A low groan came from Jack. His eyes opened groggily with a little drool coming out of his mouth. He became less groggy and started to blink normally. He looked at his surroundings. He then turned his gaze towards me.

“It smells like sweaty balls. Why?” He asked. Apparently he is taking this pretty well. I mean I could give less of a Shrek if I was turned into dragon but Jack was a logical thinker and would probably lose his crap.

I ponted at my body fluids. He just looked at my sauce then shifted his sight on me. He closed his eyes, brought up his claws to his forehead and took a deep breath then exhaled. His hand left his forehead and Jack opened his eyes again.

“Somethings never change.” He soon got into a bipedal stance and started to practice on his trotting. Is it trotting or walking? Ehhh whatever, dank memes. “Nevertheless, let’s get moving.” And so we walked, For a long time. We had swam through pools of lava, with Jack being spectical about being able to swim through lava, and climbed over large mountains with minimal effort. Eventually we came across some retarded ass dragons glowing weirdly. A tall red dragon with slightly torn wings and some black skinny fuck, some purple fat cunt and some other degenerates bullying a dragon that seemed to be baby or a small child. Despite doing retarded shit in my life, I won’t tolerate bullying. I was flying towards them even though I didn’t have a grasp on flying techniques with Jack by my side. I was yards away from them before a massive shadow loomed over the majority of land around me.

The biggest fucking dragon I’ve ever seen was on top of a mountain with a smaller blue dragon flying next to his gigantic head. I was scared for my life. Sound wasn’t present as I gaze at him. He was talking but I was too stricken with fear that I couldn’t hear him. What felt like an endless loop of time reverted back to a normal passage of time and sounded became heard as the dragon brought a small staff with a red gem and then threw it inside what looked like to be a weird volcano on a different island. As soon as it was inside the volcano, a wave of red energy passed through the glowing dragons and they stopped glowing. Weird. The dragon and smaller blue dragon were arguing about something but I paid no mind to them. What should I do? I’ll just watch the baby dragon.

*A few minutes later*

Jack was quiet the entirety of my silent watching. The baby dragon was pushed off a cliff with the view of the island by the red dragon. I was gonna save the baby dragon but Jack tapped my shoulder and pointed over the cliff, showing he was in the water not injured. But then I see seaweed with two pairs of colorful eyes, and he’s talking to it. Wtf? Anyways, I started minutes pass and he saves the small blue dragon but she was wearing armor, covering most of her body, while doging giant ass eels. Damn. What happened next was funny. The red dragon gets hit but a giant boulder, then was crushed by it when he fell on the ground.

“ FUCKING NOOB!” I roar at him from a distance. Jack chuckles at my antics. He hears and diverts his attention to me but then brings his gaze back to the baby dragon. I’m getting annoyed of calling them baby dragon and tall red dragon. I’ll call them green, red and blue. The seaweed started to move. I looked into their eyes and they saw me looking at them from a distance. While hovering, I started wiggling my brows at them with a perverted grin. Jake looked at me with a disapproving look but when he did I moved my sights towards the dragons. Green started to push the boulder off of Red but when the boulder was pushed, Red tripped Green and taunted him and then sniffed the seaweed but Blue got in front of the seaweed and said something I couldn’t hear. Apparently Red gained a approving look and flew off.

*A few more minutes later*

Shit started happening. Green was by himself because blue ditched him while red was failing at the death traps. Whoever was following him had desguised as two fake rocks. Wow. These dragons are stupid. Green entered a cave and it had the staff. I quietly hovered high above Green.

“WE MADE IT! I can’t believe I’m the only dragon who made it this far!” Green exclaimed.

“You’re not” Red said at the entrance of the cave with an angered expression.

“And I’m not losing to a pony-loving-dragon like you!” Red said while picking up spike by his head and jamming his claw into his forehead. This has gone far enough.

I launch myself towards Red with a single powerful flap of my wings. I cocked my right hand back. When Red was in a one foot ranged, I launched my fist towards him, launching him into the fake props, revealing two unicorns. Um . . . whatev’s.

A purple unicorn with wings and a white unicorn. Interesting. Red was dazed but so were the ponies. Red recovered but sniffed the air and looked at the ponies.

“What the?” He at first with a confused face but quickly got turned into a predatory grin. They were too far for me to reach in time. His massive jaw filled with equally massive sharp teeth opened, ready to chomp the ponies into bits. However he couldn’t, as Jack quickly flew to his side and bit onto his neck, drawing blood. Jack was shaking the dragon in a attempt to snap his neck or knock him out. When that wasn’t working, Jack flew a few feet in the air and jetted on the sides of the wall, dragging Red across the wall. Red wailed in pain as scales fell off of him, making him bleed more from missing scales. With momentum, Jack maneuvered and threw Red at the bridge leading towards the staff. Blue was seen putting Green down and yelling at him.

“GO SPIKE! GO GET THE SCEPTER!” Quickly shifting her gaze towards the red body in front of her. He was coughing blood, covered in dirt and bruises. He tried getting up into a kneeling position but his arms were shaking, making him drop and fall unconscious.

“Oh. I didn’t even touch Garble and he’s down for the count. Ha!” She said triumphantly. She looked from his body to me and Jack. Me and Jack gave a toothy grin, with Jack showing Garble’s blood on his small yet sharp teeth. She was about to say something but something behind her caught my eye. It was Spike holding the scepter with red electricity flowing through the scepter and then through him, making him go wide eyed. After a short second, Spike’s eyes reverted back to normal. Blue was wearing a proud smile.

“Dragon Lord Spike has a nice ring to it.”

“No, I think Dragon Lord Ember sounds better.” Spike said handing the scepter to Ember. Past that I stop listening and dragged Garbles body away from them and near the ponies and dropped his body behind me. They apperantly went back into their rock disguises, they had pretty eye big holes or in my eyes, glory holes.

“Nice costume. Where did you buy it?” The white unicorn with blue eyes replied.

“Oh! Why thank you, I made them myself-“ came a fancy sounding accent. she paused as soon as she realized her mistake. Both ponies jumped out of their disguises and cuddled next to each other, shaking in fear. These ponies are scared of me. Not surprised. I kinda punched Garble into them and then Jack basically raped Garble in front of them. How to make them not scared? A stupid idea popped into my head.

“You look . . . Pretty?” I said directly to the purple pony. I wasn’t lying. For a pony, I thought the purple one was pretty cute. The white one looked okay, she had to much make up for my liking and seemed to be those snotty rich people-ponies I mean.

They stopped shaking. Both with confused faces and the purple one with a blush on her face. The white unicorn tilted her head.

“So you aren’t going to eat us?”

“What! No! I’m not like that.” I said defensively.

“You . . . Think I’m . . . Pretty?” The purple pony asked.

“Honestly, yeah. Your eyes are pretty, have a nice voice, and a nice ass.” Her blushed reddened as he said the last part. Her friend only shook her head in disapproval.

“Anyways, what are your names? My name is Jake” I said pointing at myself “ and that’s Jack. The one that saved you.” They said a quick thank you to Jack.

“My name is Twilight Sparkle, The Princess Of Friendship, and The Element Of Magic.” She said proud but still wearing a light blush.

“My name is Rarity, Owner of Ponyville Boutique, and The Element of Generosity.”

“Nice to meet you Twilight and Rarity.” I said with an open claw. This day would be a long day.

Author's Note

I know I ruined this fic with the beginning of this chapter but come on! There will be a lot sexual stuff in this story. It’s rated Mature for this reason and the insane amount cussing in the future