*Location: Ponyville*

*POV: Jack*

Things have been going pretty smooth so far. Well . . . as smooth as this situation can get now. Seeing a child, no less than a baby, being basically bullied and tormented by others. It didn’t settle inside my stomach at all. So I understood why Jake followed Spike, to help him when needed. As to why he didn’t just go help him directly confuses me. Then again it sounds like a good idea since we just appeared in a different universe or something and Jake doesn’t think most things through.

Anyways, me and Jake got introduced to 2 ponies and 2 dragons. With the ponies names being Princess Twilight Sparkle and Rarity, and the dragons names being Spike and Princess Ember. Anyways with the conversation we had, with the exception of Princess Ember staying at her homeland, while going to some village called ’ponyville’. I learned about the world and towns near ponyville. Surprise surprise. The towns all had something relating to horses in the names. Ponyville was a straight up pun in and out of itself. Trottingham? Manehatten? Do I need to explain further? Despite this world being ridiculously unexplainable, Twilight, Spike and the rest of her friends, that I learned about, have done some pretty tough shit! They turned a reality warper to stone then reformed him, a queen shapeshifter with an army of shapeshifters who feeds on strong emotional feelings, one of her friends made a fully grown dragon cry, one of her friends broke the sound barrier and they beat a centaur with the power of a god. That’s really impressive, not AS impressive as someone beating their meat at the emoji movie but impressive nonetheless. That’s not even starching the surface of what they’ve done.

I was cut out of my thought as twilight said.

“Here we are. Ponyville, my home.” Twilight sent Rarity to take Spike to where they lived, they stayed quiet the whole time surprisingly. I looked at what was infront of me. A bunch of small buildings with thatch roofs along side a large building at the center at it all and a crystal . . . Tree castle? Um . . . Yeah? Anyways I saw ponies of all different colors could be seen walking about their own business, mostly female for some reason. For some reason the females had similar if not the same body types with the exception of their colors, manes and tails. They were pretty much basic at first. At first. I started to notice tattoos on the side of their flanks. Why do they have tattoos on their as-

“If you want a tour of ponyville, I could show you myself.” Twilight said, again interrupting my thoughts.

“No but thanks for the offer.” I said. She soon levitated two large bags with what I guessed were bits.

“This is for saving me, Rarity and Spike. Two thousand bits in each bag. One for you and one for Jake.” HOLY SHIT! From what I learned from twilight, that is a LOT of bits. Enough to buy a nice house and live off the rest for a while. I grabbed the bags with my wings, I learned how to use my wings over the trip to ponyville and they felt like a different set of arms. It was weird at first but I kinda just got use to them.

“I’d like to ask you some questions but my friends are probably worried me and I need a castle to run. It was nice to meet both of you, bye.” With that, she teleported smiling and waving a hoof at use.

I looked back at the village, still wondering why they have those tattoos . . . EVEN THE CHILDREN!?

”Wha?”

I whispered to myself. I switch my gaze to Jake, only to see him drooling while looking at the adults flanks and seeing his ’little partner’ poking out.

I quickly went by Jake’s and whispered something into his ear.

”You retard! Are you trying to make these ponies look at you like you were a pervert?!”

He turned his head slowly and looked at me. His face was one of ecstasy. It was. Then his face turned into a evil grin.

“Sometimes . . . Your homie . . . Needs a big kiss . . . On the . . . LIPS!” Time froze as he said that. He quickly leaped at me. When ever he said that . . . gay shit happened. With quick thinking, I quickly turned and just as Jake was about to jump on me, I slammed my black tail on his side. Time sped up to its original flow as Jake was blown to his left. With a quick tumble, Jake used the momentum to help himself up. Mid air roll, he slammed his claws and hind claws into the ground.

“Papi y u do dis?” Jake said in a obviously fake sad tone.

“Jake you may be my best friend, but I’m not gay and neither are you . . . I think?”

“No I’m not . . . Or am I?”

“Let’s just go into the village and see what happens from there.”

“Ok.”

With that, we trotted towards the town with our bags of bits. The ponies looked at us wearily but seemed calm nonetheless.

We walk aimlessly for about a minute before 3 fimilars faces along with some new faces appearing out of a corner of a random building. The most noticeable one there was some tall serpent-like creature with many different animal parts. I suppose this is Discord as Twilight described him. He looked a bit freaky. The others I saw are Twilights friends as she described them. Twilight, Rarity, Spike and who I guessed was AppleJack, looked calm, I couldn’t say the same for most of the others. Discord and the Pinkie Pie looked giddy to say the least. Fluttershy seemed a bit nervous, Twilight did tell me she had a fear of dragons so I’ll have to be careful with her. Rainbow Dash seemed . . . Cocky? Smug? Confident? All of the Above?

Seconds passed before we were infront of the group of friends.

“Girls meet Jack and Jake, Jack and Jake meet the girls.” Our introductions with the girls were okay. Pinkie Pie’s and Discord were the most interesting. It was kinda funny actually. Jake was probably thinking what could that mouth of hers do. He probably thought that about Rainbow Dash too since she was bragging a lot about what she’s done. It all went pretty smooth up until the last one, Fluttershy.

At first she seemed pretty nervous as expected. Jake already introduced himself but she was stuttering and sweating a lot. I felt bad for her then and there. Despite her wreck of an introduction, she seemed less nervous than before. She knew we didn’t mean any bad but her fear was getting to her.

“Hello, what’s your name?” I asked in a friendly tone, despite all ready knowing her name. My introduction seemed calm and kind opposed to Jakes surprisingly casual introduction. Jake seems to be getting ’cleansed’ from his perverted nature. I’ve met his parents and I see no behavior similarities between them. How Jake got perverted to me is unknown. Anyways I’m getting off track.

”M-my name i-is . . . F-Fluttershy.”

She said in a whispered tone.

AppleJack went along the lines of,
“Sugarcube, Ah’ don’t think Jack here heard you.”

“Nah it’s ok, I actually heard her pretty well.” I said honestly.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Fluttershy.” I said kindly. Now Fluttershy seems surprised. She must be thinking why a dragon is being so kind to her.

“It was nice to meet you Mr. Jack.” Fluttershy said in a normal volume voice. Finally, she’s opening herself more towards me. Good progress.

We quickly wrapped up our introductions and in the process, asked a few questions. So many places to explore. I may have had money on Earth but I was never able to explore it or go anywhere. Now that I had a more durable body and a hell of a more free time, I could explore this bizarre world. But I ain’t complaining!

Author's Note

I kinda rushed this chapter and don’t murder me on the poor character personalities you sexy bastards