GRAND THEFT AUTO PONYVILLE - WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA

THANK YOU TO MR. SR24DET ... he overworked the grammar!

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No one was saying a word. Not even Trevor for the first moment. Silent. All three of them, silent. They had first to recognize what was happening to them. No, this cannot be true. This cannot be… in front of them, dozens of colorful ponies. Some with wings, some with horns and some without wings or horns. They weren't horses because they were smaller.

“Hey, Michael… Are you seeing what I'm seeing?” Franklin asked.

“Yeah, I see them too,” Michael replied.

“I think it was a bad idea to drink some of Trevor's stuff,” Franklin said.

“What? Me? No, no, no, it was just beer, nothing else,” Trevor said.

‘NO, THIS CANNOT BE TRUE!’ Franklin thought staring at the ponies in front of them.

Ponyville stood silent for a moment. Everypony attention went to the three humans in front of them.

“Mummy, what are those animals?" A yellow filly earth pony with blue mane an eyes asked.

“They can talk…’ One pony said. Worried faces, trembling bodies and confused ponies stood in front of three humans, not knowing what to do.

“OK, OK, NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING! TALKING HORSES, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!” Trevor shouted.

“Trevor, stop!" Michael said trying to calm him down.

“Hello, Michael! Can't you see that? We're standing here in front of talking horses!” Trevor whispered angrily.

“It won't help us if you scare them!” Michael said.

“Do you really think these are talking ponies?” Franklin asked.

Suddenly two white pegasus soldiers with golden eyes, spears and golden armor appeared. They went closer to the humans, ready to engage. They didn't look friendly and it also seemed like they wouldn't hold back to attack them.

“You three! Stay back!” One of the guards said and approached them. The guard who went closer to the humans was also scared of them too. They've never seen something like them before.

“What?” Trevor asked.

“I SAID STAY BACK! YOU… ANIMAL… YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL PRINCESS TWILIGHT APPEARS AND THEN SHE WILL DECIDE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!” The 'fearless' pegasus said.

“The fuck? What the fuck did you just say? DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO? DO YOU THREATEN ME WITH A WEAPON?” Trevor raged.

“T, please stop!” Michael said.

“DO YOU THREATEN ME WITH A WEAPON YOU LITTLE FUCKING FLYING FAILED EXPRIMENT FUCKING TALKING HORSE?!” Trevor shouted.

“T, HOLD IT BACK!” Michael shouted, this time he held his shoulder and tried to pull him back without success.

“I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FLYING FAMILY, YOU FLYING FUCKING BULLSHIT OF A FLYING HORSE FUCK! I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THAN ILL GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE AND EAT YOU LITTE UGLY KIDS FOR BREAKFAST YOU FLYING FUCK OF A FUCKING HORSE!”

“T, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CALM DOWN!” Michael shouted. The Situation escalated completely. Michael, holding back his friend, and Franklin, who took out his pistol and aimed from left to right uncontrollably.
Suddenly more guards appeared. This time they came from behind and rammed their electric spikes at Michael, Franklin and of course, Trevor.

“Gaaaaaaaah!” Michael shouted.

“Michael… aaaaaaaagh!” Just one second later, Franklin also fell to the

A few hours later, they found themselves on a hard cold ground. Their backs burning like fire.

“Oooooooooh… god… what the fuck?” Michael asked himself.

“Hey Michael!” Franklin said and helped Michael to get up.

“Thanks, kid,” He said.

It didn't take long for Trevor to wake up too.

“Oh fuck, shit… where the fuck are we?” Trevor asked.

“Maybe you should look around. Hmmm, seems like luxury hotel,” Michael said.

“A prison? Why?” Trevor asked innocently.

“WHY? YOU ASK ME WHY? Let me think for a second hmmm… hmmm… oh, yes, I got it, T, we're here in… wherever we are and instead of saying just hello, you threatened the fucking soldiers of them!” Michael said.

“What soldiers?” Trevor asked.

“THE FUCKING GUARDS WITH THE SPEARS, YOU DUMBASS!” Michael shouted.

“DID YOU CALL ME A DUMBASS, YOU FAT SLOB?” Trevor asked.

“OOOOOOOOOH, YEAH, SURE. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WE'RE SITTING HERE, BECAUSE YOU-”

“ME?” Trevor interrupted.

“YES, YOU FLIPPED OUT AGAIN AND INSULTED ONE OF THE SOLDIERS!” Michael exclaimed.

“INSULTED? THOSE GUYS AIMED THEIR FUCKING WEAPONS INTO MY FACE!” Trevor shouted.

“Yeah, because you can't control yourself!” Michael said.

“Said the man who needed a fucking psychiatrist for his family Problems!” Trevor said.

“Yes, instead of you, I decided to get some help but you… you are… you are…”

“What Michael? What I am? Come on, say it!” Trevor said.

“FUCK YOU TREVOR!” Michael exclaimed.

“YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO, MICHAEL, FUCK YOU TOO!” Trevor shouted.

“HEY, STOP!” Franklin shouted, “What do you want to reach with that?”

“Hey, YOU! YOU shut the fuck up, you're the reason, why we're here!” Trevor said.

“ME? Why me now?” Franklin asked.

“Because you're too retarded to drive a car and you also lost our whole money, you fucking nigger!” Trevor said.

“EY, SHUT THE FUCK UP, T!” Franklin exclaimed.

“Yeah, come on, come on, kid, show me what you got!” Trevor said provocating Franklin.

Suddenly a foreign voice appeared.

“Excuse me gentleman,” A grey earth pony with black mane and silver eyes with a black tie said, “You can act like monkeys later, also I don't accept if prisoners act like… like-”

“What? Come on say it… or don't you have the balls for it?!” Trevor said.

“T, PLEASE!” Michael exclaimed.

“NO, MICHAEL!” Trevor said.

“Hmmm… you're in prison, I'm here outside free,” The pony said, it looked like he was the one in charge of the prison.

“Yeah, and you know what if I get free again I'll knock out your teeth!” Trevor said.

“Empty words,” The pony said and shook his head.

“OH, YOU THINK SO?!” Trevor shouted and hit the cell.

“Princess Twilight Sparkle will decide what will happen to you guys, don't worry about your bags, they're… safe, bye bye,” The pony said and walked away.

“"Bye bye"… what a moron,” Trevor said.

“T, you're not making it easier for us,” Michael said.

“While you two guys sitting there and fondling on your little balls, I took the chance to bring us here,” Trevor said.

“Seems like it worked perfectly!” Franklin said.

“Oh, please, kid, just shut the fuck up ok!” Trevor said.

“Oh never mind, but… what do you guys think about what they'll do with us? And who is this Twilight Sparkle?” Franklin asked.

“I have no idea, kid, but we'll find it out too. Maybe we can get some answers. Where we are, what happened to us and what's going on here,” Michael said.

“Good idea, maybe you and I should take the talking part this time instead of him,” Franklin said.

“Oh, yeah, sure… please,” Trevor said.

After that conversation, it went more quiet between the three of them. They walked around the cell, thinking about where they landed and what happened to them. After a while, the metallic door to the floor opened and in front of their cell appeared six ponies.

“Oh, great, more assholes,” Trevor said.

Twilight began, and introduced her friends, “Ehm… hello, I am Twilight Sparkle, the princess of Friendship and this is Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, who was jumping on the same place all the time, Rarity, Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. I want to welcome you here in Equestria. So can you explain us who and especially what you are?” She asked with a smile.

“What the fuck?” Trevor said.

"Oh my… he's swearing all the time,” Fluttershy said.

“You call that swearing?” Trevor asked.

“T, please. So yes, let me introduce myself and my friends here. I am Michael De San-”

“Townley!” Trevor interrupted

“T, PLEASE!” Michael said, “OK, I am Michael 'Townley', this is my friend Franklin Clinton and Trevor Philips, we are humans.”

“Humans? Weird. I always thought, they are just an old ponytale, so does this world called Earth exist too?” Twilight asked.

“Yes, we're from planet Earth… Wait does that mean we're not on Earth anymore?” Michael asked worried.

“No, you are on Equus, the home of ponies. You are in Ponyville, which is located in Equestria,” Twilight said.

“Wait, so that means… we're not even on Earth anymore?” Franklin asked.

“Kid, didn't you listen to her?” Trevor asked.

“Said the one right there,” Franklin said.

“So, Twilight, can you please let us go? We just want to go back home to Los Santos, it's a city located in the United States of America, please, we don't want to make any troubles. I know, our first welcome… wasn't the greatest one but we don't want to make any troubles, really, we just want to go home. We'll not tell anybody about you, I promise,” Michael said.

“Yes, your first welcome here, was… special. You threatened ponies, attacked the guards and-”

“We were just scared,” Franklin said.

“We were just fair,” Trevor said.

“Trevor, please SHUT THE FUCK UP! Thank you!” Michael said.

“Oh sorry Mickey, now you're gonna try to save the situation with your overwhelming persuasion… or your lazy ass again,” Trevor said.

“Oh, whatever…” Michael said.

“Hmmm, seems like ya'll have a friendship problem there,” Applejack said.

Suddenly Trevor froze. Did that pony have a western accent?

“YOU!” He said loud and pointed his index finger at her. “YOU! I ALREADY FUCKING LOVE YOU… COME TO DADDY TREVOR! AAAAAAAAAH!” He shout at the ceiling with his arms wide open.

“Eh, he he,” Applejack said with a confused expression.

“Wuhuhuhu, she did it again, yeeeeeeeah,” Michael and Franklin were just shaking their heads.

“AND YES!” Trevor and pulled Michael and Franklin to himself, “We have a serious friendship problem here… right, Mickey, right, kid?"

“If you say so… I guess…” Franklin said.

“Perfect. I am the Princess of Friendship, friendship problems are my specialty,” Twilight said.

"YES, PERFECT! First, help, this old ugly fat man called Michael with his depression he has, right, Mickey? But be careful, the last psychologist he visited was blown up by Michael. It was great as Dr. Friedlander tried to escape and you took your rocket launcher and boooooooom, ha ha ha!” Trevor said.

“Oh, man, T-”

“Of course… but listen, we will let you guys go BUT, you have to promise me, not to threaten any pony here, also you are not allowed to talk to them, they will be scared. I live in the Friendship Castle, it is a bit outside of Ponyville, once you are done with your stuff I want to see the three of you. I called the royal guards and my friends to keep an eye on you,” Twilight said.

“What do you mean with… stuff?” Michael asked.

“Well, first you guys need a place to live. I would like to give you a place on my castle but… maybe later. There is a new house on the hills, also a bit outside of Ponyville, you three can live there. The house is free… I guess you don't have any bits. We only accept bits here. Then, you should visit Rarity's place to get some new and fresh clothes, to earn some money, you should visit Applejack's place. In Fluttershy's place you can get some animals if you want to, if you are hungry you can go to Pinky Pie's place. There are also a lot of other places where you can eat and drink. If you are looking for some sporty activities, you can meet Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said.

"Oh yeah, this will be fun,” Rainbow said and jumped into the air and made a loop.

“Living with these two under one roof… shit… I thought it couldn't be worse,” Trevor said.

“I thought the same,” Michael said

“I will let you go now… but remember, do not do anything stupid. The Princess wants to see us, when you are done with your stuff, meet me on the castle,” Twilight said. She opened the cell, Michael, Franklin and Trevor shook hooves and left the cell.

“Ok, see you around, Twilight and thank you for everything,” Michael said

“See you later,” She said and also the rest of the six ponies went to their places.

“So, what now?” Trevor asked.

“We're going to that house."

After fifteen minutes of walking, they reached the house on the hills. It was small but pretty nice. There was a river and a bridge to their house.

“Looks nice, just like the weather,” Michael said.

“Yeah, let's check it out,” Franklin said.

They opened the door and… well… everything was a bit smaller than back home, especially Michael's place but it was nice and comfortable.

“I hope we don't have to sleep on the same bed or even in the same room,” Trevor said.

“No Trevor, don't worry,” Michael said.

"So let's pimp out this place a bit!” Franklin said.

“Good idea,” Michael said. And they began to set up their house.

- Remember not to go to close to ponies. Do not talk to them. Some will be friendly and answer, others will run away, other might attack you. If they get scared, they will call the royal army.
- The royal army is like the police back in Los Santos. If you do any kind of crimes, they will follow you and attack you.
- The more crimes you do the more royal guard will attack you. They will also send more powerful units.
- At the moment, you are not allowed to visit Canterlot or Cloudsdale.
- The house on the hills is your safehouse.
- You can do a lot of different activities in Ponyville. Clothing, Eating, Sports etc.
- The ponies will only accept BITS. Even if you find your Money, it will be useless.
- Your mobile phone does not work in this place.
- If you die, you will be sent to the Hospital, you will keep your weapons but you will also lose some money.
- If you get busted you will also lose some money and all your ammunition.
- Twilight and her friends saved some money for you. All of you will get are $1,000 B