Author's Note

Chapter 3: Michaels first day in Ponyville

THANK YOU TO MR. SR24DET ... he overworked the grammar!

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The first day

It was six in the morning. Michael, Franklin and Trevor woke up at the same time. Michael and Franklin knew that sharing roof with Trevor will not be a good idea. Michael couldn't stand Trevor being such an asshole back there, they were in new world with talking ponies and the only thing he did was threaten them. They already spent time behind bars together ... in the first day at least. Michael could always count on the kid he wished to have.

"Hey, Frank, how you doing?" Michael asked him.

"Yo, bro, I'm cool and you?" He asked, having on his black sunglasses and suit from yesterday.

"Yeah, I slept well, I guess. "Michael replied.

"Cool," Franklin said.

However, he noticed that something was missing.

"Hey, have you seen Trev."He asked.

Suddenly they heard weird noises coming from the bathroom.

"Oooooooooh yeaaaaaaah oooooooooh fuuuuuuuck oooooooooh come on, get out you little...."

"T, are you ok?"� Michael asked behind the door.

"Shit, this thing is stuck, oooooooooh come on, hmmmmmmmmm."

"T, eh, what are you doing?"� Michael asked again.

"What? What does it sound to you? Come ooooooooon ... aaaaaaaaah, yeaaaaaaah."

"Come on, T, there are two other people who need the bathroom more than you do." Franklin said.

Suddenly the door was unlocked and Trevor came out.

"You're joking, right?" Franklin looked at his boxer.

"What, Franklin? What? What's wrong with my boxer?"� Trevor asked him.

"T, we already talked about hygiene, your boxer is more yellow than White,"� Michael said.

"Oh, this? Ah, yeah, there weren't any toilets back in the forest and these are too small," Trevor said.

"Where are you going?" Michael asked.

"To AJ's farm, maybe we can make some cash there," Trevor replied.

"Hey, Mike, I'm going there too, let's see what's going on," Franklin said.

"OK, I'll go to the boutique and buy some clothes from the unicorn if she let us pay later," Michael said.

“Alright, dawg, good luck,� Franklin said.

"See you around, Frank,"� Michael said.

"And Trevor, please don't blow up Ponyville,"� Michael said.

"Ya, ya, Mikey," Trevor said.

Michael went out of the house and crossed the Bridge. He had to admit that this place was really nice. Warm, sunny and silent. The perfect place for him to rest. He could enjoy this forever. This world really looked like Earth. Then he remembered. His Family. Amanda and his Kids. He already missed them. He was thinking about what she might think about him. What his children were thinking about him. He promised them never to leave them alone again. And he did it again. He was thinking about what will happen, if he'll ever return. He hoped that Twilight could find a solution for this problem. After five minutes of walking, he finally reached Ponyville. The little village was full of ponies. It was seven in the morning already. Ponies everywhere. Some flew over his head while others were just sitting around talking, other already did their daily stuff. As the ponies noticed him, all their attention went to him. Some ponies where whispering, others were just standing around watching him. First off, he needed his weapon and stuff back. He looked around, until he found a place, where a royal guard was standing. He was selling knifes and some other stuff. He also saw three bags. It was their bags with weapons. Michael went to the guard.

"Hey buddy," He said.

"Hey there!" The pony said.

"Those three bags behind you are mine, I want them back please,"� He said.

"That makes fifteen hundred bits,"� The pony said.

"Fifteen hundred bits? That's half of what I have," Michael said.

"Excuse me, but these are alien weapons,"� The pony said.

"Ya, ya, I got it. Here."� Michael gave him the bits.

"Here, and sir, don't think about trying to do anything stupid." The pony said.

"Ya, ya, Michael said.

After he had his guns back, he was looking for the boutique. The map Twilight gave him was not so helpful but he would find what he was looking for. He also began to speak to some ponies. Also it was forbidden for him.

"Hey there, He said.

"Hi," Said a female voice.

He moved forward and greeted another one.

"Hey buddy, how are you?" He said.

"Me? Oh great, I am working on a very special project. Weather manipulation. I mean yes, we already do that all the time but this will be so awesome if it is done," The pony said.

"Weather manipulation?"� He asked.

"Yeah, we Pegasus ponies can walk on clouds and we are also able to manipulate the weather. That is very helpful of us especially in summer days. If the period of hot and dry weather is too long, we can create some clouds for some rain,� The pony said.

"Interesting,"� Michael said.

"Can humans on Earth also walk on clouds too? Or whatever the name of your home planet was?"� The pony asked.

"No we cannot and we also cannot manipulate our weather. We can but not in that way,"� Michael said.

"How?" The pony asked.

"I don't want to talk about it,"� He said

"Ok, see you around," The pegasus flied away.

Ten minutes later, he finally found Rarity's boutique. It wasn't as big as he thought but more importantly he could get some new and fresh clothes for him, so he went inside.

"Hello?" He asked. He was greeted by a little filly.

"Hello Mr. Human. I am Sweetie Belle, I'm Rarity's sister. What can I do for you?" The little filly asked.

"Hey there, little one. Im looking for your sister."� He said.

"Oh sure, she'll be back soon. I'm sure you'll find something nice for you,"� She said

"I'm sure I will. So you're helping your sister?" He asked.

“Sometimes, but mostly I'm hanging out with my friends,� She said.

Suddenly a more adult voice was heard from behind, "Sweetie Belle who's that?"� Rarity asked.

"Oh it's one of the humans. I think he wants to see you,"� Sweetie Belle replied.

"I'm coming," Rarity sang. A few seconds later, she appeared.

"Hello Mrs. Rarity,"� Michael said.

"Oh hello Michael, it's a pleasure to meet you. What can I do for a special guest like you?"� She said.

"A lot. Listen, I need some clothes. A new suit, some t-shirts, new pullovers, shorts, etc. But I have no money, is it possible that I pay you when I earn some money?"� He asked.

"BUT OF COURSE, DARLING! Listen, you tell me what you need and I will make them for you," She said.

"Can you do human clothing too?" Michael asked.

"But of Course Darling, all I need are some measures, nothing else, trust me, you'll like it. To be honest, you look more like someone who is always wearing something exclusive,"� She said.

"Yes, back on Earth, I mostly wore suits,"� He said.

"Right, because they fit perfect on you,"� She said.

"So it's a deal?" He asked.

"Deal, I'll send you a letter when everything is done," She said.

"Ok, thanks, have a good one,"� Michael said and left the boutique.

Three hours later¦

Michael was looking around the town; some interesting stuff was going on in Ponyville. Most ponies were afraid of him or simply ignored him. Some of them were talking to him but this was the lowest number of ponies on the streets. He came out of Sugar Cube Corner. He drank out his coffee and threw the cup away.

"Bah, another expensive crap! Too much sugar."� Michael was shaking himself. He just walked around a bit and looked around what kind of other stuff Ponyville has to offer. This world was nearly to perfect. Everything was so bright, shining and colorful. His life was always a dark place. Crimes, corruption and killing. But all what he did was just for his Family. The Moment his wife left him with the children. No Michael, don't think about that!. Suddenly a pony dumbed into him.

"Oh sorry mister,"� The unicorn said.

"YOU NASTY FUCK!" Michael exclaimed.

The pony ran away as fast as he could. As Michael returned to Rarity's boutique he could see some ponies inside there. First it looked like those ponies were just customers but the more time passed the more he was sure something was wrong there. They were threatening her. Why would ponies treat someone so nice like rubbish? That was enough. Michael went into the Boutique, with his pistol hidden on his back.

"You know Rarity, just sign that contract and you'll get rich. I promise, my boss is the most honest pony in Equestria. You can trust him, also, you now you owe him something."

"I owe him nothing, LEAVE MY BOUTIQUE NOW!"� She exclaimed.

"Why so mad Rarity? Remember, you wanted that chance in Manehattan, you got it. Your dreams became true."

"LEAVE MY BOUTIQUE!"� Rarity exclaimed again.

"I don't think so honey." The black earth pony said and got closer to her.

"GO AWAY!" Rarity shouted.

"Excuse me?"� Michael said, "Is there a problem?"

The other two ponies in the boutique were surprised about his appearing. They've never seen the human before.

"NO! Why do you even care? I think you have your own problems," The pony said.

"You know, from the place I come from, we treat woman much better,"� Michael said.

"But you're not on that place anymore you ... whatever you are," The pony said.

"What? You already lost the ideas. Ow, you must be a really sad guy," Michael said.

"That's enough. Guys!"� He said and the and the other two ponies took their knifes out.

Michael took his pistol out and shot the black one right in his head.

*PUM*

Then the other two ponies. *PUM* *PUM*

"YEAH, I'AM AN UGLY OLD FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A GUN!"

Rarity was totally confused. She was hiding behind her counter.

"Stay there, I'll take care of this!"� Michael said. Suddenly two other bodyguards came in.

*PUM* *PUM* "Yeah, let's do this!" Michael shouted.

"Michael, there are more incoming!"� Shouted Rarity behind her cover.

"What the heck is going on there? What is this? Kill this bitch and her bodyguard!" One of the ponies outside shouted. Suddenly six of them went into the boutique. Michael took out his MP5 and opened the fire behind the Corner.

"HUH? YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME?! YOU WANT ME?! KILL ME!" *DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDR*

"AAAAAAAAAH!"� Everypony outside was screaming around and ran away. The criminals had no idea what was expecting them.

Also two royal guards came in. "OH YEAH, SEE WHAT WE GET HERE! EQUESTRIAS ROYAL GUARDS! GREAT! JUST FUCKING GREAT!" Michael shouted and ran out of the boutique. He used the back door.

He ran away and tried to escape from the royal army. Suddenly he saw a shadow above him. It was one of the criminals who was left over.

"You freaking monkey stop!"� The pegasus shouted.

"FUCK OFF!" Michael shouted and shot down the Pegasus. To be honest, these ponies weren't easy to kill. They sucked 3 times more bullets than humans.

He was hiding behind a tree for a short period of time. After a while, the royal army gave up the search for him.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Michael thought. He took his bag and went back to his place.

That was definitely not what he expected from his first day in Ponyville.

After that he returned back home.