It's the hands...I guess...

Chapter 5: Maud Pie and Limestone Pie.

Changeling Hive – Queen personal chambers -

As Chrysalis, Queen of the Changeling, entered her personal bedroom, the culmination of her latest plan of Revenge against Celestia smiled back at her with the full weight of his submission to her.

And just a TIIIIIIIIINY bit of brainwashing, just to be sure.

"Your Highness."

"My dear pet, finally free of thestenchof those ponies and their patheticPrincesses, isn't it? finally where you truly belong and where you will really matter." Chrysalis said as she sauntered to her bed to lie face-down on it.

"Now get to work. I am stressed and I needrelief." she ordered with a very surprising half-lidded look on her eyes as Buck, also known asBlackbeard, started to work on her back.

"Yes, your Highness."

"Uuuhm! Luckily hypnosis has not hampered your talent, my pet." she mewled happily as his fingers trailed oh-so-nicely on her shoulders and wings.

"Yes, your Highness." the human droned with vacant eyes.

"My-OOOH, GOODNESS! My Magic will keep you young, have no Fe-BUUUUUCK! Have no fear, you'll be able to Ma-Ma-MAAMAAAAAAA!...Massage me for eternity." the Changeling Queen said in-between moans and climaxes.

"Yes, Your Highness." the masseur answered again.

"Now though...Lower." the insect-like mare said with a hot tone that would have had even slugs harden.

"Yes, Your Highness."

"...Not with your hands."

"Yes, Your Highness." Buck answered unbuckling his pants.

"Yes! T-THERE! THEREEEE! HARDER! HARDEEEEEEEER!"

"Your Highness?" a new voice said making the scene break like glass.

Real world – Chrysalis' bedroom -

"Your Highness?" the Changeling Queen aide asked entering the room.

"GAH!" Chrysalis yelled with wide eyes as she looked at the shocked aide in horror.

"Ehm...We all were hearing...Noises,and so I tried to see what was happening...And then I saw-"

"You saw nothing!" the Queen ordered with a very red face.

"Yes your Highness! I didn't see you masturbate, your Highness!" the aide said hurrying out.

"...Maybe I have a small problem, but nothing too serious...Nothing I can't fix with some ponynapping at least." the Changeling Queen muttered to herself shyly.

Meanwhile – Ponyville – Buck's massage parlor -

Buck, the real one this time, was giving the finishing touches to Twilight Sparkle's new wings while passing with two fingers some lavender-scented oil on her primaries using a very gentle touch.

"Let me tell you in all honestly that these wings Celestia gave you suit you darn well," the human said with a low voice to not upset the quiet atmosphere in the room.

"T-T-T-T-Thank youuuuuuuu." Twilight gave a long draw-out moan in answer.

Sigh! "Be strong Buck, someday you'll have a pony that won't have a fucking orgasm from a massage, just have faith." the man thought sighing in defeat as he gave the last touch to the mare's tail while passing a soft brush on it to smooth its hair.

"...And we are done." he said moved slightly back to let her get up.

"Already?" Twilight asked whining.

"You paid for the hour-long one, Twilight." Buck answered chuckling.

"Aww." she moaned pouting.

"Huhuhu! You can always return tomorrow." he answered helping her descend from the mattress.

"Okay, okay. I heard you will go to the Rock Farm of Pinkie's family, is that true?" Twilight asked as she calmly and a bit clumsily folded her new wings.

"She insisted quite a lot," he answered shrugging.

"Need some help? They are quite different from Pinkie."

"Few tips would be appreciated then, yes. I met only Maud and she felt...Distant?" Buck tried saying.

"I wouldn't call it being distant, she seems to be just very reserved, if you pass by my Library before going there I will give you a rapid run-down of what you'll be dealing with." Twilight said with a gentle smile.

"Thank you, Twilight. I'll be there then once done with my appointments." the human answered grateful as he opened the door for her just to see Celestia herself eagerly awaiting her turn.

"P-Princess!" Twilight said in surprise.

"Here I am, Celly, all for you." the man said smiling at his best customer.

"Hello, Twilight! Adjusting well to my gift?" the Sun Alicorn asked.

"Yes, your Highness!" the mare's student answered nodding.

"Good to hear, you earned it, my beloved student." she replied nuzzling the smaller pony a little making her blush dark red.

"Want me to leave you two alone?" Buck asked smirking.

"Eeeep!" Twilight mewled in surprise with her face turning even redder.

"What a silly human you are, please do not embarrass poor Twilight, be gentle." Celestia answered with a short burst of musical laugh, she also playfully booped him on the nose with a wing as she passed by him while entering.

"As her Majesty desires." he answered with a very deep bow.

"Huhuhu! Just like every stallion, you others remain colts at heart." she said shaking her head.

"I will meet you later, Twilight."

"Yes, yes...Smart-flank." the purple Alicorn muttered huffing annoyed by his jab as she walked away.

"Now, I think it's time for you to get to work, my beloved masseur." Celestia whispered making the lights in the room dim down a lot.

"You shouldn't play with my lights, I have my own setting for that." Buck answered passing Celestia's favourite oil on his hands and starting the massage by attacking her neck.

"Uuuhm! There...Just there..." the Sun Princess said moaning with a low voice.

"Yes, Your Highness." the masseur answered sighing.

"Ooooh!" the mare groaned in pleasure as her back legs lightly kicked back.

"Your wings now?"

"Those later. Now though...Lower." the mare said with a hot tone that would have melted iron.

"Yes, Your Highness." the man answered with his shoulders slumping down just a little in defeat.

"Maybe one day..."he thought wishfully.

Later that day – Igneous Rock's Rock Farm-

"This should be the place...I think." the man said as he reached the place, especially surprised since it was indeed a farm, only with well kept terrain not growing stuff but with rocks of every shape and size scattered around like on a display.

"A rock farm, how does it work actually?" he muttered unsure.

"That is quite easy, I can assure you." a new voice said as an old stallion walked towards him from behind a quite-impressive grey rock twice as big as Buck's whole body.

"Good evening, Igneous Rock, I presume?" the human said presenting his hand.

"Indeed, but please just call me Igneous. You must be that human fellow, Blackbeard. Yes?"

"Precisely."

"So my daughter asked you to come over." the stallion said simply while motioning the other to follow him back to his home.

"Pinkie has...'Ways' to talk humans and pony alike into accepting her requests." Buck admitted sighing.

"Ways?"

"She started to sing, like, again and again. All nice songs about me coming here to massage her sisters, mind you...But it gets tiring after a while." he admitted.

"I can guess, especially since you have to interrupt what you are doing and join."

"...No?" Buck said making Igneous stumble a little.

"No? Weren't those Heart Songs?"

"Yeah, but I never join those." the human said shrugging.

"Never, never?"

"Yep!"

"...How?"

"Beats me, listening to Twilight it may be because I am 'Magically Dead', no Magic Juices inside my ol' bones...So there is nothing for those Heart Songs to latch on to make me join." he answered apologetic.

"Oh!...That must be very awkward." Igneous admitted.

"You have no idea."

Indeed it was, and considering everyday in Ponyvile there were AT LEAST four Heart Songs going off during the day, with Pinkie herself being the biggest provider, it was nothing new for Buck to find himself in the middle of a Broadway style dance number while still holding groceries and surrounded by ponies jumping around and singing merrily with even fireworks going off randomly. He had long since learned to dodge dancers and the like while stealthily walking away without catching attention, but the awkward feeling of being like one of the crew guys getting caught on camera during the filming of some Musical was still quite vivid nowadays, especially if dancing or not, the other ponies WERE looking at him just in case it was HIS cue to start sprouting notes or jump into some dashing dance moves.

Thing that won't happen even if it will be the only thing able to save his life, Buck wished to reply.

"Well, I think it's a pity. You should try at least once, nopony ever died joining-in...Unless the Song was about just that."

"What did you sa-"

"So you are a masseur?" Igneous asked interrupting him.

"Yes." the human said with narrowed eyes.

"Interesting. Never be said that a rock never needs some polishing, so if Pinkie thinks your massages can be good for my daughters, I am open to give you the benefit of the doubt."

"Glad to see you trust me this much."

"I am used to see unusual sights around here, and I know rocks can be of any kind, so even if you are not a pony I can't see why you can't be as good as one. You are a hard worker, that too helps."

"Thank you, Mister Igneous."

"No Mister, it makes me feel old like basalt."

"...Okay."

"A rock farm like mine produces annually one hundred and twenty-five different kinds of rocks that are then bought by the citizen of Ponyville for their everyday life...Carrara Marble."

"What?" Buck asked confused.

"Your parlor's pillars are made in Carrara marble, I personally made the delivery when Princess Celestia asked us for some." the stallion explained.

"I am sorry if it was a bother." the human said with a sorry expression.

"Not a bother, but simply a job well done. Being sorry for somepony else doing their job means worrying about useless marbles, thus a waste of energy one should use to instead work better. My nephew in Neighrope answered to my call and sent the stone because it is our family call, so it was not a bother, but a pleasure since I have not enough excuses to hear from them how things are oversea." Igneous answered proudly.

"Glad to hear that...So...You 'grow'a lot of stones here. I am glad work is never lacking." Buck said unsure.

"Thank you and yes, the Princesses bestowed us with a year of great production." Igneous answered.

"They grow rocks. To be honest, after living surrounded by magical ponies, dragons and whatnot, this being possible should not surprise me this much, all thing considered." the masseur thought to himself.

"Ah! Here comes my wife, Quartz." the stallion said as a new mare reached the two on the door to keep it open for the two of them and invite them inside.

"Pleased to make your acquaintance." the mare said with a small, austere smile.

"And I am honored to be your guest, I hope I am not interrupting you by coming here." Buck answered with a small bow.

"We decided to concede this little levity to our girls in virtue of their hard work as of late, just please, don't do anything improper." Quartz answered.

"I'll do my best, miss."

"Those two are asAmishas you can get without going full 'Parody'...and the other three girls are similar.Howdid somebody like PINKIE PIE come from here?" the Human thought in barely-concealed shock while he was led to four waiting mares, the only one looking out of place in the quite somber-looking (and brown-palette-coloured) picture was Pinkie herself showing a wide smile as the only spot of pastel colour in the ensemble.

"HI BLACKIE!"

"Hi there, pink menace." Buck answered bumping her hoof with his closed fist.

"So it's him?" one of the other three asked with a scrunched nose.

"Oh, joy! You must be Limestone. Very sharp eyes." the masseur replied rolling his eyes.

"What do you mean?" she asked with narrowed eyes.

"Last time I checked, I was the only human around here." he countered smirking.

"Tch! What if I thought you were just a monkey then?" the young mare huffed haughtily in answer.

"You'll be first. Just to remember that I have a mean/revengeful side as big as a cruiser." Buck thought.

"Nice to meet you." the second one of Pinkie's sisters said with a monotone.

"Miss Maud Pie, then? Nice to meet you, nice pet rock. Looks sharp, is it yours? Or is Limestone's?"

"...That would be mine, his name is Boulder. Limestone has not enough patience to own one." Maud slowly looked behind herself and at the small rock resting on a near shelf before answering without EVER changing expression from her neutral one.

"Figures!"

"I don't want to wonder about Pinkie and adoption, but there are not making it easy on me..."

"..." the third sister simply stood aside in silence and looking down the ground.

"Hey. You must be Marble, it's a very cute name." Buck said with a low and gentle voice as he knelt down in front of the mare.

"Uh-hmm," Marble answered with a tiny nod.

"You don't have to be massaged if you don't want to." he said smiling.

"You okay, Blackie?" Pinkie asked curious as he seemed to be lost in thought.

"Oh, just remembering my niece back home. Little Angie used to be a small shy thing just like Marble." the man answered with a long sigh.

"Where is she now?" Igneous asked.

"Back in my world, I never had the chance to say goodbye when I ended here, so I have left few unfinished businesses back home, but I am sure my sister will raise her daughter properly, I was just momentarily caught into memories. Nothing to worry about." the human answered immediately getting up to turn the table the family prepared for him into a massaging table.

"..." it was then that he felt something gently pull on his pants.

"Yes?"

"Hmm...I...Hmmm." Marble muttered lowly with her eyes flicking to the table for an instant.

"Want to try?" he asked chuckling.

"Hm-mmh."

"Okay, Marble." Buck answered nodding and petting her head, making her let-out a faint 'Eep!' and scamper to hide behind her mother.

"She seems to like you, it's a good start." Quartz proclaimed nodding.

"Good to know...Now...Limestone..." Buck said with a barely-hidden predatory glint in his eyes.

"Yes?" the mare replied huffing.

"Wanna be first?"

"Hn! Just be quick." she replied hopping on the table to lie face-down.

"Pinkie?"

"Yes, daddy?"

"Why your friend is using a plastic sheet? Is it not uncomfortable to lie on it?" Igneous asked curious.

"Blackie is very good at massages, but somepony always overdoes and he is forced to act accordingly." Pinkie answered.

"I can understand, but even drooling so much to require plastic sheets." the stone farmer muttered unsure.

"The new generations do not know manners, dear." the stallion's wife replied shaking her head in sadness.

"So! Any preferences?" Buck asked showing several bottles.

"This one, and I hope you are really that good, Pinkie insisted a lot for us to try." Limestone answered picking a bottle.

"Oh! Wheat scent, curious choice. And have no fear, yours will be free of charge, to thank your father for the marble."

"I cannot accept, at least Maud and Marble we'll pay for. Like this we'll be both satisfied." Igneous countered.

"As you wish...Now Limestone...Let's start." the Human accepted as his hands started undoing the knots on Limestone's upper shoulders.

"Uoooooh!" thing that, as expected, drew out a long guttural moan from her.

"LIMESTONE!" Quartz said scandalized.

"Ehm, is your daughter a bit sensitive, Mister Igneous?" Buck asked mimicking a concerned tone.

"Just continue, Mister Blackbeard, I am sure Limestone didn't mean to make a scene." the stallion replied nailing his daughter with a glare.

"Y-Y-Yes." the mare mewled-out as the hands returned to lightly trail on her spine.

"O-O-Oh Gosh!" unable to stop the new gasp, Limestone kept moving her tail around as she felt her muscles melt under his touch while the human stoically continued his work.

"Contain yourself, daughter, please!" Igneous asked sighing.

"E-E-E-EASY for you to Saaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAHN!" as soon as Buck started massaging her back legs Limestone's tail went lifted all the way up and a thin squirt left her privates wetting the sheets, it was mere luck that the man's body covered her climax otherwise she feared what would have been her father's reaction.

"Are we pent-up, Limestone?" Buck asked smirking as he leaned closer to her head to whisper.

"Aren't-aren't you going to...you know...i-inside." Limestone whispered back with a very red face.

"I am a masseur, not a gigolo. Just relax." he answered patting her head as he now started getting a bit more rough on her back forcing her to bite down on a hoof.

"Just relax, they can't see." he said in a bit of pity.

"C-C-Cover it."she begged as a second climax tore through her with a new tiny squirt of mare juices.

The scented oil had a double meaning, not only to help the customer relax but to cover their scent should he or she 'present' because of the massage, Buck had enlisted Zecora's help to come up with the formula after his first home visit, poor Rose Luck had been forced to play host to her mother barely an hour after her massage and explaining why her house smelled like THAT had been hard for her, thus Buck decided to help his poor "Victims" hide their small moments of shame.

And it also secretly helped Buck, it may have been mere getting used to it or even the lack of human girls around, but even him had started noticing the various mares scent and the different nuances each one possessed, and he preferred not getting too distracted during his job, or be tempted.

"Almost done, keep it together." the human muttered as he focused on the mare's left side to cover two other spurts of juices.

"O-Oooh!" Limestone tiredly moaned as she kept having a climax after another for the whole hour of massages, making her devolve into a barely-coherent mess.

"Limestone looks very relaxed, he is good." Quartz admitted at seeing the serene, almost dumb, smile her daughter now sported.

"Maybe I should try it one of these days." Igneous muttered in answer, and actually missing Pinkie's horrified expression as he said that.

"Me too." his wife added making the pink party pony gag in disgust.

"Are thou okay, pinkie?"

"Fine! I am okay!" she answered with a forced smile.

"B-B-Black..."

"Yes?" Buck asked worried.

"A-A-A big one...Coming..." Limestone panted out scared.

"Uh-oh." the human paled in horror.

"Father somepony is stealing our rocks." Maud said pointing outside.

"WHAT!? DON'T YOU DARE COMMIT SUCH FELONY!" Igneous and Quartz yelled at the same time as they ran outside.

"Go, sister." the mare then said nonplussed.

"P-P-Pull my tail, P-P-PLEASE!" Limestone begged.

Sigh!"Fine." sighing in self-loathing, Buck did as asked and roughly pulled on the mare tail.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" making her let out a beastly roar as her backside exploded in a thick spurt of female-scented pleasure.

"...So your parents noticed?" Buck asked curious.

"No, me and Marble just have a very sensible nose." Maud answered.

"I see, sorry."

"No need, she needed that." she replied.

"Oh, Gosh! Oh, Gosh! Oh, Gosh!...Mating feels like this?" Limestone asked as she was helped descend from the table so that she could wobble towards Pinkie.

"No." Maud answered as she waited for Buck to change sheets for her to lie down on.

"So you?" Buck asked.

"Just once. Very small and very fast." she replied.

"Oh." the masseur commented winching, poor guy probably moved to a monastery out of shame with how bluntly she said that.

"Please keep it a secret." Limestone asked.

"Okay." the human answered while Maud simply nodded.

"You next, Marble?"

"Eeep!"Thud!

"Maybe next time." Maud said gently moving her fainted sister aside to jump on the bed herself.

When finally Igneous and Quartz returned they watched Pinkie poke the fainted Marble amused.

"She fainted as soon as I asked if she wanted to be next." Buck said immediately.

Sigh!"She just needs time to be used to new faces," Igneous answered shaking his head sadly.

"Before we start," the human said taking a small dish to fill it in warm water with few petals of rose and putting
'Boulder' in it to cover its lower half in warm scented water.

"...Relaxing rose bath." Buck answered shrugging to the family's curious looks.

"He likes it, well done." Maud said nodding just a fraction.

"Thank you, shall we start?"

"Yes, please."

When Buck started though not a single sigh came from Maud, making him stop for an instant before showing a truly dazzling smile.

"HALLELUJAH! Finally a normal reaction! Thank you, Massage Jesus!" Buck thought in happiness.

Up in Heaven -

"Uh? Aah! Think nothing of it." A young man with a well-trimmed beard answered while his personal masseur Ramon kept working on his back.

Back in Equestria -

Emboldened by the apparent normalcy, Buck gave his best and worked down to the smallest crevice of Maud's body, leaving no nerve untouched and even gently caressing her face and the innermost part of her back legs.

"Oow, Maud is not reacting." Pinkie said pouting sadly.

"Thank Harmony she isn't." Igneous countered making Limestone blush a little in answer.

When the hour passed Buck stepped back to let Maud sit on the table with her usual blank expression.

"..." though for some reason she wasn't making a sound.

"Well, considering Marble still has to wake-up, I think for today we can be satisfied like this," Buck said cracking his back with a satisfied groan.

"I think the same, I thank you for coming all the way here, and I am also apologizing for my daughter's extreme reaction," Quartz answered shaking hand with the human.

"It's okay, Miss Quartz, no harm done. Now if you excuse me, I need to return to my parlor as I will use the 'hole'of Marble's missed massage to anticipate a couple appointments."

"Very well, I shall bring the money tomorrow there then," Igneous answered nodding.

"Fine to me, have a nice day, Mister and Miss Rock." the smiling man answered collecting his equipment and leaving.

"Very nice fellow." the old stallion admitted pleased.

"..."

"Daughter? Are thou okay?" Quartz asked at the still silent Maud.

"...Is he gone?" the mare finally asked with a strained tone of voice.

"Yup! You can let go!" Pinkie said smirking.

"Let go wha-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!"

SPLUUUURT! SPLUUUURT! SPLOOOOOORT!

"OH, GOSH! OH, GOSH! OH, GOSH!"

SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!

"C-C-C-OMIIIIING! GOUUUUUOOUH-OOOOH!"

SPLAAAAAAAAASH!

"..."

"..."

"...This will be your last massage, Maud." Igneous, completely drenched and looking at his poor flooded kitchen floor, the exploded windows and at the furniture that had been amassed against the opposite side of the room by the explosion, said in stoic calm as he was covered from head to toe in sticky juices.

"...Weeeee." Pinkie, she too having been shot against the wall by the blast, groaned weakly from the indent she was in before losing consciousness.

"Agf! Agf! Agf!" the poor, overwhelmed mare panted-out before succumbing to sleep.

"So this is what a proper orgasm looks like." Quartz muttered in wonder making Igneous' head snap towards her to flash a shocked/betrayed expression.

With Buck – streets of Ponyvile -

"What a good day, finally I found a pony acting normally once massaged, nothing will ruin this day!" the human said with a ginormous smile.

Not too far away -

"Discord, I find this idea to be simply ridiculous." Luna said looking at the giant slingshot the Draconequus wasarming.

"If we use Magic Celly will know, she has cast her eyes on us after YOUR failed plan, so any Magic from us even just too close to the human will be noticed. My plan instead works on purely physical kidnapping, by propelling myself towards him at Mach 5 speed, I will grab him and land in a clear path outside Ponyvile where you will be waiting with a burlap sack to shove him in for us to question later. Now be sure to not misfire and everything will go well." Discord answered annoyed as he donned a pair of pilot goggles.

"I am also the more durable one of the two, so I can better take the fly and landing. And the plan is mine, so the cool part is mine to enact." he also added.

"Fine, fine! Get ready, he is almost on the path of this infernal contraption of yours." the Moon Alicorn answered rolling his eyes as the giant slingshot was now trembling heavily with how much the elastic band had been stretched back.

"Shooting the beautiful bullet in three...two...One..." Discord counted back as Buck came into view.

With the Human masseur -

"Uh! A ten bits bill!" Buck said happily as he bent down, thus completely missing the blurry Discord flying over him and missing the catch.

"Darn it! Well, misfires happened, no harm in trying again." the Draconequus grumbled annoyed.

"TAR! TAAAR! BUY HERE YOUR TAAAAAR! SLIMY AND SMOKING HOT! BUY YOUR TAR HEEEERE! JUST FOR TODAY ON SPECIAL SALE!" A young stallion yelled with a wide smile as the humongous pile of tar barrels behind him kept emitting smoke.

Bra-kra-craaaaaaash!

"What in tarnation?!" the poor stallion yelled in disbelief assomethingdemolished half his stock in an instant.

"IT BUUUUUUUURNS!" the still flying Discord shrieked in agony.

"FEATHERS! FEATHERS FOR EVERYPONY! RE-FILL YOUR PILLOWS HERE! HALF THE PRICE THAN BUYING NEW PILLOWS!" A young mare proclaimed proud as behind her dozen of bags filled to the brim in feathers stood in wait to be used.

"OH, COME OOOON!" Discord yelled in disbelief as he went through the whole stock like a bullet.

"PFEH! Now this is a clichè set-up for a mis-fire! A bit of imagination, please!" the Draconequus said in distaste after spitting-out a mouthful of feathers.

At the end of the fly -

"I don't know, Flim...I don't think somepony will be interested in this thing."

"Have faith Flam! Our '**De-featherer 5800' will be a huge success! Everypony will want a machine able to tear away every feather of a chicken in five seconds!...We'll just need to not mention howUngodly-Painfulthe thing is. But if nopony falls in, they will never know." Flam answered smirking as he lovingly caressed the big contraption next to the two brothers.

"Okay, brother." Flim said nodding in acceptance.

"NO! NO! NO! TOO MUCH IMAGINATION! TOO MUUUUUUUUUCH!" Discord shrieked in horror as his crash-landing inside the machine activated it on its 'Max Power'setting.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Discord you...Oh!...Oh, Dear...I-I'll be back later..." Luna tried saying in annoyance as she teleported next to the Draconequus, only tot turn green at the horrid spectacle and hurrying away immediately after.

"...We saw nothing?" Flim suggested.

"Yep! We were never here to begin with!" Flam added as both ran away without looking behind.

"K-K-K-Kill...M-M-Meeee." Discord groaned weakly as he dragged himself out of the machine before blacking-out.

Back with Buck -

"Aaah! What a nice day, I wonder if anything will happen...Naaah!" the human said as he leaned back in his seat waiting for the next appointment to show-up.

"If you want to see something done, you have to do it yourself, as usual." Luna muttered lowering the binoculars she was using to spy on the masseur.

"Get ready, my new plan is about to be unleashed on thee."

Not too far away -

"Get ready, my soon-to-be servant, my new plan is about to come to fruition!" Chrysalis said as she herself transformed into an unassuming Unicorn mare to enact her plan for kidnapping.

A bit farther away still -

"So that's him, uh? Very well, never be said that the Great and Powerful Trixie is not above using external help to gain revenge against the darned Elements...Twilight Sparkle especially." another mare muttered darkly.

Back to the Human -

"...There...Now I feel like I jinxed myself..." Buck muttered as a strange feeling of dark foreboding mounted from his spine up to the back of his head.

Aftermath Series: Discord.

"Ouch!...Ouch!...Ouch!" the Draconequus, still in pain from the tar incident, was limping his way back to Fluttershy's place for a well-deserved rest when he heard a long moan coming from the window.

"Oh for fudge sake! I am not in the mood for this!" Discord growled as he kicked the door down to stop the massage.

Only it was NOT a massage that was taking place.

"OH! BUCK ME! BUCK ME HARDER!" Fluttershy screamed in ecstasy as the human masseur kept pistoning inside her with brutal power while pulling her back by the wings to meet his pelvic thrusting mid-way in wet and loud meaty slaps.

"Shut-up whorse and kiss me!" Buck growled in answer as he roughly kissed her while one of his hands started roughly kneeling the mare's breasts.

SLURPLPLPLPLPLPLPLP!Both human and mare's tongues battled lewdly in a long indecent kiss with saliva flying everywhere.

"I AM CUMMMMMMIIIIIING!" the shy mare yelled as the human inundated her womb with a tidal-wave of sticky semen.

Real world -

"KYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Discord woke-up screaming in horror and shooting both his night cap and teddy bear up in the air.

"DISCORD! You okay!?" Fluttershy yelled in apprehension as he ran at his side in a matter of seconds.

"I...I...I….BUAAAAAAARGH!" unable to answer the Draconequus barely managed to conjure a bucket in time to not puke on the floor.

"Oh my Goodness! I am calling a doctor!"

"TH-there is no need, it was just a nightmare...Just a nightmare..." Discord answered.

"You look like you have been stressing quite a lot lately." Shy said sadly.

"I have a lot to deal with."

"I know! What about a good massage? It will help you relax! It sure does with me! Mister Blackbeard is very good with his hands!" the mare proposed with a gentle smile.

"BLUUUUUAAAAARGH!"

"...Discord?" Fluttershy asked confused.

With Buck – Zecora's hut -

"Uhn! Somebody is thinking about me." the human muttered unsure.

"I hope is not a mare!" Zecora hissed with narrowed eyes.

"What? Jealous?" he asked smirking.

"S-S-SHUT UP!"