Conversion Bureau storyline. When Celestia started her plans for Conversion, she could not imagine that a group of teens would have come to stop her, and by stealing what she could not defend: the Hearts of Equestria. The Phantom Thieves are Back!

FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!

Having foreseen the end of Ponykind at the hands of the Tree of Harmony itself, Starswirl cooks-up a counterattack! Too bad he over-shots of a couple millenniums, luckily he is still in time to stop that form of Armageddon from happening again.