You've Come To The Right Neighborhood

'Maybe this won't be so bad'.

As soon as he finished that sentence, Spike discovered he'd just enticed Murphy.

'How', you might ask? Mostly because once he reached the 'a' in 'bad', he noticed that there were fourteen individuals standing there; a group of multicolored ponies, and one reptilian-looking individual that, given the row of spikes running down their back, he was willing to guess was a dragon.

All of them ranged in height; the tallest, a dark orchid colored pony with something on their forehead, looked to be about five even, to a light gamboge pegasus who looked to be to a couple inches below four feet. They were also giving him looks ranging from slight confusion, to a sort of calm acceptance, to a rather eager-looking smile from the floofy pink one, to incredibly curious from a lavendery-purple one with both wings and a horn. Given what Fluttershy had said about the pony types, this one had to be an Alicorn; the one named Twilight Sparkle, to be exact.

They were also all female. As for how he could tell: with the exception of footwear, and an accessory or two...every one of them was as naked as Fluttershy.

"Oh, I better introduce you." Fluttershy giggled a little. "Um, well, since I mentioned her to you, let's start with Rarity." She looked over at a light grey-colored....well, since she was a pony, mare probably seemed the better term. She was surprisingly curvy with azure eyes, a curled indigo hair and tail, wearing only a pair of high-heeled, thigh-high boots the same color as her hair. While not quite as busty as Fluttershy, maybe a low-C, tipped with off-white nipples, she more than made up for it with a pair of generous hips and thighs, tattooed as well, though her's was a trio of diamonds.

"Uh...h-hi." He said, trying not to stare at the way she almost strutted towards him. As she got closer, he noticed she was wearing a gold choker with a large heart-shaped ruby on it. 'Whoa...that seems like a hefty piece of jewelry to be just wearing out like that. What is that...a five, six ounce rock? Gotta be a few hundred Gs.' he thought, wishing he could dig up something like that. 'Must be a family heirloom or something.'

"Hello, Darling." She replied in a disarmingly cheerful manner, looking him over. "Well, I must say, designing a suitable wardrobe for you will be a welcome challenge."

"Thanks...Fluttershy mentioned that inside."

"Especially if it frees you that ghastly shirt." She looked at the garment like it'd made a rude gesture at her, "Honestly, who willingly wears canvas?"

"But I like this shirt..." He said to no one in particular.

"Give it a rest, Rares." The one with the country twang spoke up; a gamboge mare with green eyes, long blond hair and tail, both tied into loose ponytails, "It don't look all that bad to me." Wearing-appropriately-cowboy boots, a bandanna around her neck and a stetson hat, she was noticeably more muscular then the rest, but still quite curvy, with gently flared hips, a visible six-pack and mid-D bust. She smiled and tipped her hat a bit, "Howdy! Name's Applejack. Hope ya don't mind me sayin', but we ain't never seen a feller quite like you 'round here."

He chuckled weakly, "Kind of figured...not really sure how I got here to begin with..." Before he could continue, though, he found himself face-to-face with one of the smaller mares; a blue, cerise-eyed pegasus with rainbow-streaked hair and tail, wearing sneakers and knitted sleeve gloves. She eyed him somewhat suspiciously as she buzzed around him. During her 'inspection', he noted she had an obvious athletic build, though not quite as muscular as Applejack. She was also a bit more slender then the others too, but she still had curves of her own, large-b cup breasts, a modest hip flare with tattoos of a cloud and multi-colored lightening bolt, and what appeared to be a pair of Skittle Nipples, one dark blue, the other a pink similar to Fluttershy's. She wasn't unattractive by any means, but the circling was making him a little dizzy.

Thankfully, she stopped after a few more rounds and looked him in the eyes again, rubbing the fabric of his shirt collar between her fingers, "Hmmm..." Her eyes narrowed briefly, "Ok, you aren't a bug." She said nonchalantly, shrugging in satisfaction.

"Um, thanks...?" He replied, "Judging from the voice, I'm guessing you're the 'Rainbow' that thought I was one of those Changeling things. I could hear you talking about it."

"Yep, Rainbow Dash, THE fastest and most awesome pegasus in Equestria!" She smirked and did a high-speed loop-de-loop.

"Yes, yes, like we haven't heard that spiel every day." A somewhat cocky voice spoke up, followed by a bright azure unicorn with a cornflower and cerulean striped mane and dark violet eyes sauntered up, wearing high heels, a pair of elbow length gloves, pointed wizard hat and cape, all of it purple with silver star. She was also gifted with a similar figure to Fluttershy, though her hips weren't quite as wide. Tipped with a pair of navy blue nipples, the D-cup breasts she had bounced softly with almost every step as she walked around him, 'hmm'ing every so often. Her own tattoo was a stereotypical magic wand with a crescent moon behind it

As soon as she made a second walk around him, she grunted in what sounded like approval, "Well then." She looked at the others and pointed at him over-dramatically, "The Great and Powerful Trixie claims first ride on this stallion!"

"Dagnab it, Lulamoon!"

"Hey!"

"Woodoowha now??" Spike looked between the group and this 'Trixie', feeling a little lost at the situation. What the frik did she mean by that?

"Trixie Lulamoon!" Rarity snapped, glaring at her, "You know perfectly well you can't just jump a male without at getting to know him at least a little! It's rude; for all you know, he might not even be interested in you!"

"'Not interest---!?" Trixie sputtered angrily, "Look at these tits!" Spike quickly focused on a rock to the left of the orchid-colored mare, his face reddening as the cape-clad mare grabbed her breasts, giving them a shake before flipping her cape aside and slapping her rear, "Look at this ass! I DARE you to name one stallion who wouldn't want a taste of this!"

"Trixie, calm down!" He heard Twilight Sparkle speak up, "We all know males are in short supply, but you can't just pounce him!"

"WHY NOT!" Twixie snapped, "You of all ponies should know how frustrating it is when all you have is either your magic or your fingers, Sparkle! I want the real thing!"

"Nice going, Trixie!" Applejack snapped, "You scared the poor fella! Look at him, he's shakin' like a leaf now!"

True, Spike was shaking, but it was more along the line of 'Holy shit! A cute girl just fondled herself right in front of me!' rather than fear, "I...I'm good..." He tried to respond calmly, but it came out in a slightly cracked voice. It didn't help that he was trying to head off the oncoming erection and will it away before they saw.

"I am so, SO sorry!" Twilight squeaked, running up to him, causing Spike's eyes to widen some. She had a figure on par with Fluttershy, her taller height, probably around four-ten, helped accentuate the curves some; large, bouncy d-cup breasts topped with dark purple nipples. and generous belt-clad hips, decorated with tattoos of a large pink six-pointed star surrounded by smaller while ones. Combined with violet eyes and waist-length indigo hair, streaked with a line of pink and purple, it made him wonder if 'cute as hell' was the standard for this race.

"Trixie's just a little pent up!" She giggled weakly, blushing some, "Actually, we all are....kinda...but we're handling it..sort of...and like Rarity said, we just met you...!"

"I-I'm ok..." He said, forcing his voice back to normal. He was about to ask what she meant by 'males in short supply', when a loud, and extremely excited voice screamed...

"MY TURN!"

...and he found himself on his back, courtesy of the pink one, who's bright blue eyes was currently staring straight into his...as she sat on his stomach. While a tad on the plump side, she was no less curvaceous then the rest, the best way he could describe her was 'THICC'! DD-cups with dark pink nips, a pudge that was just enough to make her cuddly, wide hips, decorated with a triple balloon tattoo. Aside from footwear that seemed to be standard, she had on a blue and yellow party hat. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" She chirped, a wide, and oddly adorable, smile on her face.

"I...I see..." He wheezed, fighting back the whine of pain his side was demanding he let out.

"Welcome to Ponyville! I've never seen a whatever you are before! It must be a LOOONG way off if none of us have! Are you moving to town?"