(This is basically a reboot of sorts of New Neighbor.)
Ok, first off, let me give you the rundown. My name is Spike Draksen, a Nineteen year old college student. And a nerd hoping to become an archaeologist. Unfortunately, it's that aspiration that's led me to my current situation.

While on a class trip to a practice dig, I thought I had hit the jackpot finding an odd stone decoration. On touching it, I was yanked through...SOMETHING.

Now, I'm currently in a somewhat unusual little town named 'Ponyville', surrounded by small anthroporohic, technicolor...pony people, in the middle of an even more unusual country called Equestria. And I still don't know how I got here...much less how I'm gonna get back.

At least the locals are friendly, and seem keen on making me feel at home.

VERY friendly, actually...

And...I'm...I'm still trying to get accustomed to them being naked 90% the time...