A 8.942.136 year old human and a book

Long ago in a far distance galaxy called the Milky Way existed. You know what, nobody want's to listen too a backstory because they are to long so I'm just gonna go straight to the story.

HELLO MANLY JEOURNAL I'M BACK AGAIN and... I shuld probably not wright with ink if I spell something wrong but it's to late.

Well as i was going to wright today is the 8th of February year 8942116 it's approximately 8.939.517 year's since earth was attacked and destroyed in 2599, and it's my birthday but who cares it's not like anybody is going to frow me a suprise birthday party because as I have writen down I'm all alone like in that Steven Universe episode where he floats around in space in his bubble, you know what episode I'm talking about it's just that i forgot what it was called because you would also forget nearly everything that was on the TV or Dreamfilm or kisscartoon or kissanime or youtube when you have been slowly floating in the endless space for 8.942.116 FUCKING YEAR'S.

Now that i actually think about it how in the bloody hell haven't i been sucked into a blackhole that are actually not black but invisible. Wait do you hear that it sounds like a lonely man that can't die from age, floating around in space slowly going insane and about to start crying like a little bitch.

But att least I'm lucky that I did not get raped by another alien like those couple of times, but i actually miss it I mean don't get me wrong it's always good to reales some pent up energy from time to time. But it's allso bad that they forced their tongues inside my mouth so that we shared eachother's saliva, so now me and them know exactlly were to find eachother no matter which remote part of the galaxy we are att. But it's also good because now i know exactlly when they are near me so I can get prepared for the endless ejaculations that is going to happen, because as i have said I am compltelly defensless. WAIT why did it sudently get a little bit varmer on my back only if i can turn my self around I could se, only a fem more tries there now let's see what that shift in the temprature is.3.2.1...0. ”Manly Jeournal you can't believe what I just found.”

”Oh well then how about you close me up and turn me around so I can see what your'e looking att.” Said a very bored living jeournal who was trying to fall asleep during the 8.942.136 year's old human speaking every word that he wrights down. But was so rudely awakend by the human's loud wait as he was so close to finally sliping into his 500 year sleep.

”Of course I'm going to turn you around and show you but now I don't feel like it.” Replies the human who is to tierd to deal with Manly Jeournal's grumpy personallity. ”Only if you would be more like Temmie you would...” He was not able to say what he wanted to say because Manly Jeournal interupted him.

”I don’t want you to say that I should be more like that damn dog thing Temmie who can't say word's right and also who made you waste all that money to send him to college.” Manly Jeournal said with a slightly higher voice and a twitching eye.

”Don't you ever say that about Temmie ever again or else I'm going to rip out every single page from their binding's.” The human said throu his teeth while slowly opening Manly Jeournal.

”WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TURN ME AROUND.” Screamed Manly Jeournal angrily and that finally got the human to shut up and slowly turning Manly Jeournal. But when Manly Jeournal saw what the human was talking about he stoped being angry and shed a single tear while whispering. ”This is so beautifull I never thought i would ever see anything like this ever again.”

”Yeah your'e right now we can finally get that never ending vacation we so right fully deserve. So should i teleport us to the world.” Said the human while powering up his telepotation abilities.

”Wait what do you mean teleport.” Asked Manly Jeournal while thinking over what the human said.

”Well the thing is that i never actually lost my power. I only did not wan't to use them because if i did use them we would not have been asked by that chimera to help her cause unending chaos in that land called... what was it called again ehh, but that is not important. Oh and we would have not seen those anthro ponie's and that shadow thing, appear out...” The human said with a smile and telepoted him and Manly Jeournal to a steamy bathroom with a wet purple shemale dragon slowly stroking her twelve centimeter long shaft with pre driping from the tip of her love rod to create a little puddle of percum on the bathroom floor.

”Of nowere...” The human's smile slowly fading when he relised what was in front of him, he slowly turned around to talk to Manly Jeournal. ”Manly Jeournal i think that we should have teleported here maybe five minutes later.” When the human was going to turn around and explain to the probably scared dragon he was immediately hit by a frying pan to the face making him say. ”Were in the hell did she get that frying pan from.” Then it became completely dark, he was nocked out cold.

Halv an hour later.

”Wow she had some power in her swing i haven't goten hit like that in 8.942.116 year's, wait why am i tied up to this chair and why do i have this fucking taste in my mouth.” Said the human while trying to breack free from the chair but he stoped trying when he heard footsteps well it was not as much of footsteps but more like scales hiting a hard floor.

”Well escuse me for tying you up to a chair when some guy i never knew with a talking book suddently appears in the bathroom before me when i was tacking a shower while pleasing my self, and that taste in your mouth is well i coudn't hold myself back and seeing you there i kinda helped myself, no hard felling's.” She said the last part with her hand scratching behind her head.

”Yeah of course i'm not mad that i was unwilingly giving a creature only found in book's, movie's, game's, comic's ancient mythology, anime's, and manga's a blowjob.” Said the human sarcasticly while rolling his eye's. ”So can you untie me so that i can tell you who i am and what i'm doing here, and before you say what your'e thinking about my name is Ozzie Matias Hult. So now that i'm not a stranger any more can you releas me.”

Ten minutes later. Yeah i know what your’e gonna say, but why is there a time skip here, well it's because it took a lot longer for her to actually find the opening on the mess of a knot.

”So as i promised i already told you my name so now i'm gonna tell you why i am here well it all started on the first day of my world's 2599 year were my planet was invaded and destroyed, but that was for legit... Manly Jeournal how long ago was it again.”

”8.942.116 Year's.”

”Wait so your'e telling me that...”

”Yeah that's true, so now can you just fucking shut your mouth and let me finish before you go around and ask me question's.” Even though with her scales she coudn't help but get a chill up her spine when he said that.

”Ohhhhh ho ho ho ho ho, you beter shut your mouth while you still can, because you would not wan't to get him angggryyy.” Said Manly Jeournal smiling and slightly singing the word angry.

”Well as i said but that was for legit 8.942.116 year's ago and ever sinse then we were slowly floating through space. So what do you usualy do in this world.”

”Well just now i'm waiting for Twilight Sparkle to get back home.”