A 8.942.136 year old human and a book

”Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night.”

”One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness Nightmare Moon. She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon.”

”The elder sister took on responsibility for sun and moon and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?” Read a purple unicorn siting under a tree somehow reading a book that only have pictures.

~~I mean seriously look att the book.~~

Some time later the purple unicorn was sprinting up a really long spiral staircase and when she came to the top she slamed the door open and started yelling. ”BARB BARB BARBARA...”

”Yes what is it Twilight?” Asked Barbara. Her top three scales were somehow combed side way's to the right, long eyelashes, dark purple eyeshadow, and a slightly dark blue scarf around her neck, and she is siting on the lapp of a strange looking creature with no furr mane or tale and wearing strange blue and yellow attire with a book hanging attached from a red white and blue chaine around his neck and some kind of mask covering his mouth and nose.

”Who is...”

”His name is Ozzie Matias Hult and he has been slowly floating around in space for 8.942.116 year's.” Said the purple dragon now known as Barbara. Twilight did not know what to think. First, there is a complete stranger in her and Barbara's house drinking tea and eating candles yes i said it he is eating candles, wait why is he eating candles. The second thing is why does Barbara actually believe the things that he have told her.

”Barbara i don't think she understands what you are telling her. So i'm going to tell her what really happened, so it all happened ten minutes before you got here...” And so Ozzie told Twilight Sparkle every thing that happened in the prologe, and if you haven't read it then you have already fucked up, but if you have read the prologe then good for you... ”and that is what happened before you got here.”

”A talking book i refuse to believe that, but that your'e 8.942.136 year's old can i believe because Celestia is immortal but a book that's not possible because they don't have a soul or mind.” Twilight said while going around in sircle, but of course Manly Jeournal being himself was not happy to hear that.

”You beter think about the things that comes out of your mouth before you say it or you would not be happy to know what i would do to you, because you know what they say that you should think before you act.” While Twilight was suprised that actually was alive, but what freaked her out the most was not that it could talk but that she thought the heard hundred's NO thousands of tortured souls screaming in agony and pain when the book spoke. When Twilight looked att Barbara she could see that Barbara looked scared because she heard it also.

”Now now Manly Jeournal you know that you can't do anything like that now that we are connected, don't you remember why they chose me to be connected to you.” Said Ozzie who looked like he never heard anything of what Twilight and Barbara heard.

”Because you were the only one who could actually contain my powers.” Replied Manly Jeournal to Ozzie in his normal voice.

Some time later Ozzie, Manly Jeournal, Barbara and Twilight are siting in a shariot wish coarse is set on a little town called Ponyville. ”So Twilight if i heard it right your'e telling me that today is a thing called summer sun selebration, but that will not happen because of a mythological being called Nightmare Moon who will return from the moon to cast etternal night upon the world.” Said Ozzie thinking over what Twilight told him and Barbara in the library.

”Yes that is what is going to happend if we don’t stop her.”

”But that's just stupid. Without the sun the trees will die and tree's produce oxygen and without oxygen no animal's or sentient creature's will survive. But if you can live without oxygen ~~wish is hilly unlikely~~ you still can't grow crops and i know that you can't survive without food unlike me who can consume anything. But you are probably gonna say that carnivores can survive because they eat meat, but as i said before without the sun grass won't grow any more and without the grass omnivores will starve and then the same will hoppen to the carnicvores, and then the world would be nothing more than a snow filled desert without any life on it.” Explained Ozzie to Barbara and Twilight, but Twilight already knew that and wondered how could Ozzie know that because as he said he have been floating around in space for 8.942.116 year’s but when she was going to ask him, their shariot landed in Ponyville.

”So Barbara who is the first pony we are going to meet.” Ozzie said over his shoulder, Ozzie then saw a pink pony with cotton candy like hair bounzing up and down the same path that he Twilight and Barbara were walking on. ”Hello my name is...” But Ozzie was interupted by the pink ponie's sudent inhale of air, but also because she literaly flew over them as fast as a speeding bullet untill she could not be seen.

”I have a bad felling about her.”

”Yeah your'e right about that, we beter stay the hell away from her.” Said Ozzie who for once lisent to Manly Jeournal. ”So Barbara as i said, before whatever that was happened.” Ozzie said while pointing his finger to where the pink pony went. ”Who is the lucky pony who we are gonna meet first.”

”Who we are gonna meet first is somepony named Applejack who is responsible for the food that will be served on the summer sun celebration...” But before she could say anything else Ozzie had picked her up underneath his arm and marshed of to the giant red barn, because Ozzie knew that someone who is tasked with making food lives on a farm.

”HEY PUT ME DOWN NOW.” Barbara screamed while bitting Ozzie's arm but instead of making Ozzie drop her, it did nothing, so she stoped fighting and just relaxed because she did not wan't to know what Ozzie would do to her.

Some time later Ozzie Barbara and Twilight are walking into a farm. ”So this is called Sweet Apple Acres it's bigger than i thought i mean are all those apples.” Ozzie said while looking at the vast majority of apple tree's ”I guess we now know why it's called Sweet Apple Acres.”

”YEEHAW” Ozzie Twilight and Barbara heard a orange pony yell while she kicked a tree with all her might, making all the apples in the tree fall down and land in five bucket's underneath the tree, and when she turned around and saw us, the only thing Ozzie could see was that her body is very well fit i mean she have a fucking eight pack, and ten seconds later she is shaking the fuck out of Twilights hand ”Well howdy there fella nice to meet ya. You must be new to Ponyville because i don't recon seing you around town. Mah name's Applejack and we here at Sweet Apple Acres shure love to make new friend's.” When she was done shaking Twilight's hand she let go, and imediatly Twilight starts rubing her probably dislocated arm, Applejack then turns to me and stretches out her hand towards me.

”That's Twilight Sparkle, she's Barbara or Barb for short and my name is Ozzie, but i ain't going to shake your hand but i can att least say hi.” Ozzie said while pointing his thumb towards Twilight Barbara and finally to himself. ”We are here because your'e responsible for the food of the summer sun celebration.”

”Well then why didn't ya say so, follow me so i can show you what me and my relatives have baked. Then maybe later you and i can have some alone time if you know what i mean.” She said that last part while she trailed circles around her sheath and also looking att him seductivly.

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”Looks like someone is gonna have some fun tonight.” Manly Jeournal said to Ozzie teasingly, but Ozzie was not in the mood right now for the books jokes, so he took out a roll of ducktape from his pocket and taped Manly Jeournal's mouth shut.

Twilight, Ozzie and Barbara heard ringing and Applejack shouting. ”Soup's on everypony.” Seconds later Ozzie looked behind him and saw a hole bunch of ponies running towards the place that Applejack is att. ”Oh shit.” Said Ozzie before he was runover. But Applejack saw that and walked over towards you bent over and picked you up over her shoulder and walked over to her seat and sat down with you on her lapp.

”I thought that only happened in cartoons.” Ozzie said before he went unconscious. Deep inside Ozzie's counscious something was awakened , something evil. He had yellow hair a coat that almost touched the ground and black sunglases, and behind them was red glowing cat like eye's.

”I'm back Ozzie.” The being said with a neutral face and voice.